Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Catch this redneck

The Ridgeland Police Department issued the following statement and photos.


20 comments:

I'm not a robot said...

KF, you are stereotyping. You can't assume he is a redneck just because he has facial hair, wears a sleeveless shirt and uses a stolen credit card to buy home improvement products.

Anonymous said...

Yeah there's no way to know he's a redneck. Definitely could be one of them metrosexuals posing as a redneck! Next place to look the Sephora JCP in Flowood in case he's shopping for exfoliants or blushers!!

Anonymous said...

Well, yes, but the barbed wire tat kinda seals it. He's a redneck.

Anonymous said...

Can over-generalizing and stereotyping someone who appears to be a redneck be considered racism? After all, in this climate anytime someone says something that is "offensive" to the other person or who hurts their feelings is branded a racist - regardless of whether race has anything to do with it.

Uh-oh. . . Did I just become a racist from bringing this up?

Anonymous said...

he won't be easy to i d. there is about a million methheads in rankin county that look just like him.

Anonymous said...

This must be a Hollywood actor, because no-one can depict a Mississippi redneck that well without professional training.

I'm not a robot said...

Here is a tip for police: search in RANKIN County.

Anonymous said...

2:34

If his ass was slipping in Rankin County, Sheriff Bailey would have had his ass locked up for sure by now.

#cashmeoutside

Burke said...

"Redneck" is used too loosely, by me and thee and most people outside the South, but I hope that none of us would use it in public unless we were looking at such an obvious specimen as the perp before us. I'm only a generation off the farm myself, and I sincerely doubt that my Uncle Harvey, for example, would be confused for this guy.

When I'm in other parts of the country, I self-describe with "redneck"; it's an honorific. Plus there's often value in encouraging people to undervalue your abilities. Heh heh.

Anonymous said...

He has that trashy Louisiana look, he be somewhere on the MS/LA coast.

Anonymous said...

Shuckers on the Rez is in Ridgeland. Looks like one of their regulars. #RollTide

Anonymous said...

Residing in Madison County or Fondren does not remove the red from around your country ass. You are still in Mississippi, and everyone outside of this state correctly assumes that you are as big a redneck as that ol’ boy from Rankin. Get over yourself.

Anonymous said...

I know someone who looks like him but the picture is too small to see if it is really him.

Anonymous said...

Looks more like the Bama type...that dates 14 year olds as long as it's ok with momma

Anonymous said...

Trash is trash in any color!

Anonymous said...

That's not a redneck. That's white trash....

There is a difference....

Margaret Mead said...

A nice point of distinction, 7:01, and one missed often by outsiders, especially those in Hollywood. To illustrate the difference: the Clampetts on the old "Beverly Hillbillies" show were, by any definition, rednecks, albeit painted in broad cartoon strokes. And probably the best example of "white trash" in our collective cultural mind would be Bob Ewell in *To Kill a Mockingbird.* or, for those who are unacquainted with the printed word, a good example of the latter would be Honey Boo Boo and her mama. And to respectfully disagree with Randy Newman, whose eponymous song proclaimed that rednecks don't know their ass from a hole in the ground--- rednecks may be illiterate, but often possess a native wisdom...white trash, ummmm, not so much.

Anonymous said...

7:40
Don't know where you are from, but, the Clampetts were hillbillies, not rednecks. From the mountains. Says it in the title that you typed. Don't you know the difference? Sad.

Anonymous said...

Some one please tell 7:40 that none of those examples were real life.
Maybe they should turn off the TV.

Anonymous said...

Now, now, he has color coordinated his military patterned pants with a black wife beater shirt. This may indicate he is a more sophisticated Redneck. Taking a closer look, we see that the added necklace jewelry is not a sign of a traditional Redneck. The facial hair has been clipped and styled in such a manner that any self respecting Duck Dynasty fan would never abide by. The NASCAR cool sunglasses worn atop the ball cap could represent fashion aesthetic more so than for practical purpose. The military camo pants are a-bit tight, again no self respecting Duck Dynasty fan would wear tights pants or skinny combat fatigues. He could be a new version altogether, like a “Hipster Redneck.”. You know, like the lumberjack looking dudes who wear extremely tight skinny pants, a plaid shirt and brand new shiny work boots (that have never seen work). They have huge beards and try to appear cool at all times.

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