We have a tie for the Idiots of the Day award. Instead of picking a champ, you get to enjoy both.
That was La., now for the other LA. The Los Angeles Police Department shut down the party of a 1-year old child due to social distancing amid the Covid-19 outbreak. The community reportedly tried to justify their gathering by saying “it’s a kid’s party” and at some moments it looked like a riot was going to break out. LA is currently on lockdown so any sort of parties/gatherings are being shut down.
Sunday, March 29, 2020
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Trollfest '09
Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Trollfest '07
Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
21 comments:
Rules is Rules. Fools is Fools.
As soon as one of them gets the virus, it will be the police' fault, or at least white people's fault.
They all get a government check they don't have to work for so they don't really care about getting the virus. Stupid is as stupid does. Just shows you why Louisiana will be on top when all is said and done.
You honestly can’t make this shit up. But in the “there is humor in everything” department, I would love to hear the off camera comments of the NO television co-anchor.
Y’all do know the guy with the spray bottle is in a skit group right? The anchors it cut to at the end are from the Australian equivalent of the today show. Funny either way.
Surprisingly I didn’t see any kids. Yes the police force was a little excessive, but this is LA, and some sectors of our society won’t allow one police officer at the door to tell them to break up the party and everyone go home amicably. Seems like the police in LA know this.
why are all the cops ignoring the "six-feet-apart" guidelines?
Covid-19 numbers are going to rise in a hurry in the metro. I passed a few take-out places, and people were lined up back-to-back with no more than 2 feet of space between them this weekend. I can't believe the owners of these places were not even doing anything to help maintain social distancing. It was pathetic.
This is Maxie Pad Waters district. She a liberal to the 10th degree democrat.
@9:25, my wife and I keep encountering a certain segment of the population that doesn't seem to respect the social distancing. We both wear masks and gloves but we've taken to coughing loudly when we see them approaching. They quickly look up from their phones and distance themselves.
First guy is a skit. He’s made numerous. Take a current news story, splice it in with his part of the skit to make it appear like he’s a part of the news cast.
To follow up on 9:34, there is also a population that has no fear of consequences and no respect for police, courts, probation officers, etc. I see no reason to expect them them follow COVID-19 guidelines if they can't/won't follow probation and/or parole orders.
This was a post for humor purposes. Yeesh.
@9:34 and @10:19, certainly the older white conservatives that are still spouting the fake news angle are a real issue. They are just so old and set in their ways that they have no means to decipher what is true and what is lies designed to vilify China and the liberals. I have no suggestions for how to get through to them other than to maybe force Fox News to start reporting facts and force a sabbatical for some of their most egregious hosts?
8:55, the police are in a crowd control formation.
@10:43, I am @9:34 (mask wearing coofer) and my wife and I are both 30 yr old millennials. And we dont have cable TV. Get a grip. You appear to be infected with TDS.
10;43 is a classic example of the left-wing nut cases that have glorified the chinese communist party for the past 15 or so years . tell me , 10:43, if china is so wonderful, why dont you move there?
im sure the chinese communist party would welcome a person of you superior ''intellect''. in the mean time , make no mistake about it, the chinese communist party did everything they could to suppress the news of the spreading of this virus, thus making it next to impossible to control.
feel free to make your way to china for some roasted bat. bon appetit.
i also see where 10:43 suggests that our government ''force'' the news media to report certain facts. well mr china lover., if you think so much of a state run media and no free press , you will fit in very well within your newfound paradise of china.
11:25 is a classic example of the deranged and senile white super conservative Republican. I can tell by the unusual use of quotation marks and random punctuation. If you love Trump so much, why don’t you marry him? Make no mistake, these are the same people who have been saying for the last 30 years that China is great at providing cheaper products that allow for increased profits. They don’t think the jobs lost or humanitarian issues in China deserve a second thought as long as their Chinese made rebel flag is still under $10 at the Make Mississippi Great again online shop. Tell me Mr. Trump Lover, if you are so fearful of socialism, will you send me your $1200 socialist Trump check?
@11:06, are the republicans back to making up fake diseases again. Come full circle there I see. I guess I will join in and diagnose you with Actual Disease Name Derangement Syndrome with a side of Pretending to be Young on Anonymous Post Derangement Syndrome, better see your gynecologist to get it checked, could be dangerous. Chill out buddy, Come back to reality.
This is March 30 @10:19 a.m. (#1). My post was inspired by the LA video, not the La. video, which I think is hilarious. My point was/is that there is a sub-set of society that will never take direction, and it is unreasonable to expect them to comply with voluntary social distancing/stay-at-home orders. It is therefore my opinion that areas with a large proportion of this sub-set must force compliance in order to expect compliance.
To that great discerner of truth who calls himself "Madison Rulez," nobody who knows me considers me "conservative," and I don't watch Fox News. I am pretty white and I may be old, depending on who's doing the counting. FYI
t0 4:11.............i gonna use my $1200 trump check to buy you a ticket to china.....one way.
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