Friday, March 27, 2020


The Indians are really cracking down, literally, on those who violate quarantine. 

There is something to be said for nightstick justice.  The offender doesn't suffer a criminal record or the indignities of jail.  He doesn't have to worry about making bail or staying in jail because he is poor.  Jails, dockets, and prisons are not full.  This might be a new form of progressive justice.


Anonymous said...

No worries here in good old merrica. The fools will be jamming the churches on Easter.

Anonymous said...

Such actions might work along the banks of the Ganges River.
But It's not a good idea over here.

If some overweight redneck reserve 'deputy' even attempts such, it ain't going to be good for him.

BTW. I donated a $ 1.49 to Donna Ladd today.
Now I'm a JFP/ V I P.

Anonymous said...

Ah! Indian graduates of the Frank Melton / Buford Pusser School of Law Enforcement hard at work!!

TheClintonscantsuicideusall said...

In the Indian subcontinent, notably India, Bangladesh and Pakistan, a baton would often be referred to as a lathi. Some Indian police forces use lathis around 1.5 m (5 ft) long, but in other places lathis are shorter. The term lathi charge is used on the Indian media more commonly than "baton charge". Have seen them used with great effect and compliance of the subject. Is thin enough it has a whip like action. We could never use them in this country as it would be considered cruel and inhumane punishment.

Anonymous said...

speaking of non lethal weapons , go to cold and order yourself a sham-bawk, which is a south african cattle whip ,often used by south african police. it is the perfect weapon to protect your self from meth snorting rednecks and herion shooting junkies, which mississippi is crawling with.

Anonymous said...

" Have seen them used with great effect "

Just curious, but have you seen the effect of a Taurus Judge ( even with a light bird shot load ) at six feet ?
It's a tad bit more devastating than a stalk of bamboo.

Anonymous said...

5:06 is anything but tolerant. What a bigot. Most churches I know shut down before the schools, and certainly before the restaurants. But never let facts get into the way of a bigoted rant.

Anonymous said...

FWIW, my old football coach used to give us the choice between detention or 3 licks with a paddle. Just about everyone chose the 3 licks to get it over with, but most didn't return for more very often.

Anonymous said...

One day in the not too far future you peckerwoods will be getting beat like that in the streets around here for various infractions by socialist authorities enjoy your checks doe

Anonymous said...

A Southern Man man don’t need him around any how! Four dead in Ohio, four dead in Ohio. Those idiot students in Ohio looked a lot like the millennials ass wipes of today.

Anonymous said...

It's funny when I see people saying "it won't work over here".

Happy Times Are Here Again said...

I heard that Baby Chok saw this video and wants JPD to turn in their guns and use light weight batons only. This is to set an example for the yutes to also give up their guns.

Yep, that could work.

Y'all read it here so it has to be true.

Anon-E-Mouse said...

@647: from their website, they’ve been closed by order of California Democrats

Anonymous said...

to 6;58...i agree with you 100% about the effectiveness of the tarus judge at close range. its just that when you are forced to use it against some heroin addict attempting to extort money from you , there will always be a bunch of do-gooders and left-wing wack jobs screaming muder or attempted murder for no other reason than the fact you defended yourself with a gun. look at what that idiot district attorney robert smith did to that business owner down on mcdowelll road a few years back when he confronted a thug attempting to break into a vehicle on the business owners property. its a sad reality in this country that 50% of people dont believe in self defense in any circumstance.

Anonymous said...

For the uninitiated, the most famous Indian Police Officer is a Tamil named Singham (trailer) and stars in a popular action film series. Enjoy.

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