Pennsylvania got reeeeaaal smart and closed down the liquor stores. The Pennsylvania Liquor Control Board announced yesterday:
After much discussion with agency leadership and health officials, we have decided to close ALL Fine Wine & Good Spirits stores at 9:00 PM on March 17 until further notice.That's real smart. Shut off the booze while also closing down all parks, restaurants, and anything else used for leisure activities. What do they want? A riot? Did the Philly mob pay off these guys? Does anyone want to drive an 18-wheeler full of Jack Daniels up North?
As for Dorks, this meme is making the rounds.
9 comments:
look for that to be reversed in short order...the PA State Stores are essential..
The baptists in Mississippi would be up in ARMS if the liquor stores were shut down around here...
I stocked up on spirits some yesterday, but liquor stores are just as important as grocery stores in the long run.
PA ought to know better. They're encouraging smuggling. Here in MS we'd go back to the Gold Coast days. Thank the gods that we're next to Louisiana.
Oh, now, King of All Fish, lighten up about the Golden Corral waggery! Now that the initial shock is over, and we have all come to terms with our imminent death from this virus, good old-fashioned gallows humor is just what we need.
I've missed Ophelia and her wisdom.
But when was the last time you saw a crowd of 50 or more in a package store? Next they'll shut down condom sales.
It is scientifically impossible to have a cumulative IQ of 50 in a package store. In fact, that is only found in Louisiana in Tiger stadium, during a conference game.
Even on a good day, if anyone that eats from that nasty ass Golden Corral chocolate fountain. . .
they deserve any virus they get.
Out of an abundance of caution I stopped by the liquor store and picked up 2 cases. Y’all go ahead and fight over toilet paper. I am going to
Shelter in place and stay happy. I figure I had enough toilet paper before all this craziness started, but if I should run out I can always improvise. How? you ask , i have a shower with a hose mounted head. Problem solved!'!
Ok, making this statement is certainly gonna volunteer the fact that I have at least once visited the said establishment...but I always thought the chocolate fountain was solely for entertainment.
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