Monday, March 30, 2020

Canton Curfew

The city of Canton issued the following statement.



22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good luck enforcing this.

Anonymous said...

Truly and most all of the elected officials will not be effected by this since they DON’T live in Canton.

Anonymous said...

Damn, my dealer don't start selling before 11 p.m.

Anonymous said...

Good thing the virus doesn't infect people during curfew hours.

Anonymous said...

So much for my golf game,

Anonymous said...

So it’s still ok to socialize during the day? Ok

Anonymous said...

Good for them. Will give the police a way to break up gatherings and parties for those dumb enough to not follow the distancing recommendations. To bad more cities aren’t giving their police officers some type of help to do their jobs effectively.

Anonymous said...

85% of the Canton population has no respect for the law, and will not comply.

Anonymous said...

Nothing like a good press release with no information on it

Anonymous said...

Look, I don't know what the answer is, but I'm sick of me and my family following the rules while watching others pack a boat with 20 people and drink beer all day on the rez. Or have backyard parties with five plus families. At some point, the rule-followers are going to begin rebelling.

Anonymous said...

12:29 hit the nail on the head. There are still too many people who just aren’t worried about this. Over the weekend flag island was packed boat to boat with dumbasses. People like that will be the first to go.

Anonymous said...

Marlo's Backyard Barbecue had east bound traffic on Peace Street blocked for almost a mile with their drive through order pick up. Pafford ambulance service office was blocked if they needed to get out. I'm all for doing our part in stopping the Carona virus but Marlo needs to move the pickup area to the way back side of the property where his business is.

Blocking a state highway, which Peace St is, is against the law.

Anonymous said...

What about the Canton Country Club?

Anonymous said...

During lunch today purchased some essential ammunition for two of my essential weapons.

Anonymous said...

12:58 - as for the Country Club of Canton, there are two groups. First there are the golfers who play a round and go home. The curfew will not effect them. Neither will it effect the second group - those that play a round or two or three, then retreat to the locker room for numerous hands of gin rummy, and by that time it is too late to go home anyway, and that is what they have always wanted - to live at the club. In the words of Judge Smails "don't you have homes?"

Anonymous said...

Truly did this for one reason only - because George Flaggs did so in Vicksburg. No wait. He might have done it because the Blackmons told him to do so because they found a way to make a buck off of it.

TheClintonscantsuicideusall said...

Marlo's Backyard Barbecue had east bound traffic on Peace Street blocked for almost a mile with their drive through order pick up. Pafford ambulance service office was blocked if they needed to get out. I'm all for doing our part in stopping the Carona virus but Marlo needs to move the pickup area to the way back side of the property where his business is.

"Blocking a state highway, which Peace St is, is against the law". East Peace Street was formally turned over to the city years ago after the state repaired the roadway, and is considered a city street. That is why you have No Through Trucks signs and tickets being written to 18 wheelers. Canton Parkway from 51 to 43 is also a city street. Just for FYI not trying to stir up.

"People like that will be the first to go" Seems like others have beat them to it already.

"85% of the Canton population has no respect for the law, and will not comply". Nailed it.

Anonymous said...

Well, the virus has brought out the stupid in people. Hope smart people don't forget Canton's mayor is stupid

Anonymous said...

So the virus only gets transmitted at night from 9 to 5? This might be a good tip for all of us to know!

Anonymous said...

Amen 12:29. That says it all

Anonymous said...

March 30, 2020 at 2:16 PM. You might be onto something here with regard to the Honorable Mayor Flaggs. I have been pretty impressed by his media appearances during the crisis. Mayor Flaggs, keep up the good work.

No comment about the leadership in Jackson or Canton.

May I See Your Papers Please? said...

The difference is that Flaggs intends to enforce the ordinance in Vicksburg. Truly and his band of thieves at City Hall have said enforcement will be 'selective' in Cantonia.

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