Sunday, July 2, 2017

Out with the old, in with the new.

Jackson gets a new Mayor tomorrow.  Posted below is the sponsorship form for the Inauguration. Sources told JJ that the committee collected over $180,000 in contributions for the inauguration.

Meanwhile, soon to be former Jackson Mayor Tony Yarber posted this rather intriguing message on Facebook:

PSA: before you jump in my inbox or on my page being jazzy like young E.S. Jamison did, be sure you've deleted all illegal content from your page. Cause I'm screen shooting and sending to the FEDS. Be sure you're current on ya child support and have no active warrants. Be sure your HUD and DHS documents are legit. IJS. Oh, and I'd like to invite everyone out to worship with us in the morning at Relevant Empowerment Church at 9:00am. #idontplayfair

Um, ok.  


Anonymous said...

How many tables will IMS have?

Anonymous said...

Talk about a gun pointed at Jacksonians! All these evil white-owned companies!

Anonymous said...

What does Tony mean by all of this?

I Play Fair said...

Quite an invitation to his church! I guess it's edgier than saying "all are welcome." Plus, it's followed up by saying "I Don't Play Fair." Wow. I really wanna worship at that church! Not!

Anonymous said...

Needing to kick in so much green to be called a Champion, Visionary or Advocate certainly runs counter to the spirit of People's Assemblies and Kushnik mantras like 'when he's mayor, you're mayor'. If Bernie Sanders taught Antar and Akuno to do anything it is to talk out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously. But, we already knew that.

Anonymous said...

Translation please?

Anonymous said...

Tony with that that banter!

Anonymous said...

Such a pitiful and sore loser comment from Mayor Tony Yarber in his waning hours. That being said, did the Lumumba staff release a pdf document or power point presentation on how to properly perform the "Chokwave" (pronounced Shock-Wave) for tomorrows inauguration? I mean, is it like a stiff upright hand Prince Charles kind of thing or a flailing inverted hand Star Trek Vulcan sign thing with both hands?

Espy For Police Chief.. said...

"Feel free to contact @Mike Espy..."

Espy tried his damnedest (with Rudy) to run Madison County into the shitter and now he's hooked up with the new most honorable mayor of Jackson.

A bigger opportunist never existed.

Anonymous said...

Wrong. Espy tried to keep Madison County above ground. We are fortunate he chooses to remain in Mississippi.
And for those who actually live in the City of Jackson, it seems that we should support our newly elected mayor and wish the best for him and our city. He's inherited a lot, so miracles won't happen over night, but let's give the man a chance.

Anonymous said...

... so miracles won't happen over night ...

Mayor Second Coming said REPEATEDLY on the stump that there would be NO learning curve, none, with his administration.

Starting Wednesday he's on the clock for immediate solutions. Period.

Anonymous said...

jackson is an absolute trainwreck

Anonymous said...

11:39, reasonably speaking, I see that work has BEGUN. Meetings with individuals, groups, commissions on multiple issues and projects. You probably expect to awaken with full infrastructure repair and smoothly surfaced streets. Give him a minute.

Madison County Mafia Courting Chokwe said...

If you think Mike Espy served Madison County honorably and ethically you must have missed the news over the past eight years. He and his bud Rudy did everything they could to pillage the coffers of both the county and every municipal bank account they could associate themselves with.

Oh, I almost forgot to mention his ongoing efforts to get his tentacles into the PRVWSD and he's still knee deep in Lost Rabbit.

You can bet your Ken Stokes Baseball Cap he and Rudy are chumming it up with Little Chock day and night. And let's not leave out Tim-Elvis. All this Madison County Mafia is missing are violin cases.

Anonymous said...

Jackson hiring Rudy will be no different than Jackson doing a second deal with Siemens. All the red flags were there before the Siemens deal, the fiasco played out as predicted and now all the red flags are there pre-Rudy.

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