The Hookers & Hugh scandal has brought a few knuckleheads out of the woodwork as everyone tries to be a comedian.
One bit of satire reported that Mr. Freeze checked himself into the Nick Saban Coaching Career Recovery Center.
Then there is this spoof:
However, someone went to some trouble to produce this Ken Burns-style parody:
The residents of Starkpatch will no doubt find all of this to be very funny.
16 comments:
I am an Ole Miss alum and I still find this hilarious.
Confederate b/s,and whores. Seems most appropriate. When the ncaa gets thru with the cheating bastards, they won't be laughing.
The only thing funny is that they blame everybody but themselves. Purely self inflicted.
GoodBullHunting has several of those Ken Burns short films. Most are great.
LSUFreak came out of retirement for that GIF.
As an OM slum, both are funny.
3:49, lighten up and go get a life outside of fat women, cheese and farm equipment bolted on bicycle handles.
Good stuff. As a Delta boy myself, I'm trying to picture what type of farm equipment 6:27 has seen bolted on bicycle handles. Or is he thinking about the watering can epoxied to the nose of his Volvo?
6:50pm, never underestimate the power of redneck ingenuity
Cowbells.
If I am not mistaken, the John Does of the Ole Miss investigation are supposed to be publicized Tuesday.
Let it ring
Can someone explain the photos? I understand the funniest one-bong. And I recognize the Freeze pics. I am able to pick out Oher, is the Tuohy Toucan Whatever family in there below him? And who is the baldy etc? Funny stuff. OM fans ought to be grateful for releasing them of their burden. Forget It Drive On. FIDO is in effect. But, please, someone narrate this Ken Burns masterpiece.
KF is it inappropriate to invoke the name of Dan Mullens?
@ 9:51, no it is ok to invoke Dan Mullen's name. Let me use it in a sentence. Should the NCAA make Old Miss vacate those wins due to cheating, Dan Mullen will be 8-0 against the almighty Bears and Rev. Freeze.
Who is Dan MullenS??
I just noticed the bible verse at the base of the Hugh Freeze memorial statute. It is Ephesians 5:12: "It is shameful even to mention what the disobedient do in secret."
It does matter what college you attended, this is classic satire.
Thanks to all my MSU friends who have chosen not to engage in schadenfreude. Obviously, I heeded my late father's advice and picked my friends carefully.
I really feel bad for the victims in this deal.
1. Certainly Hugh's wife and kids are victims. I fee for them.
2. Houston Nutt is a victim. Hugh Freeze badly slandered him and falsely blamed him for things he didn't do. I guess Nutt got his payback.
3. Rival coaches, players, and fans are victims. The playing field was not level because Hugh was cheating his tail off. It cost Oklahoma State a Sugar Bowl. It cost MSU an 11-1 regular season that might have gotten them a shot at the playoff. It cost MSU several players that could have helped their team, but were purchased to go to Oxford.
4. The Ole Miss fans were victims. Willing and blind victims, but victims just the same. They bought into the Hugh Freeze brand, even though it was bullcrap. All of it was bullcrap. All of it.
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