Friday, July 21, 2017

Greatness.

The Oxford Eagle gives the rest of the state media a lesson in how to present a hot story on the front page:
 




32 comments:

Anonymous said...

That there's funny I dont care who you are

Reunion Joe said...

Could someone get me those phone numbers?

Anonymous said...

That headline reads like the New York Post or Daily Mail. Hilarious!

Thister said...

At least he was caught with his hand OUTSIDE the cookie jar.

Anonymous said...

Then, there is this quote from the opinion page under the article titled, Freeze News Stings, but Ole Miss is Alive and Quite Well:

“You can walk from downtown Oxford to the campus in five minutes. Our sports facilities are among the best in the conference for games. The Grove, although a bit too much at times, remains a world-class experience. And, did you see that Rebel softball team this spring?”

Sadly, there is also an announcement that the Ladies Football Forum has been cancelled.

Anonymous said...

Among other news, the DM Online continues to lead with "new juice bar."

Anonymous said...

@1:50 Are you aware that school is out for summer and the DM hasn't published since June 29?

Anonymous said...

Are you aware of what "Online" means? Are you aware that the homepage has an article dated "July 14, 2017?" School's out alright. For you.

Anonymous said...

I truly believe he is protecting players. He saw what happened at Louisville and made the decision not to have his players take the fall.

Bear Bryant move.

Anonymous said...

Agree the escorts were for the players. He has high cotton

Reunion Joe said...

The hookers were for PLAYERS? Come on dude. Colleges had willing coeds lined up for recruits when I was in college 30 years ago.

Clueless said...

Yea, I loved the story about all the hookers the Bear had for the Junction Boys at A&M.

Anonymous said...

I truly believe Freeze never screwed any hookers.

Around January, he knew the NCAA investigation would be the downfall of his program and players, and only by leaving could he give them the best chance to recover.

Knowing that Ole Miss would stand by him unless he forced their hand, Freeze called the escort service solely to give the university a pretext to dismiss him (and void his contract, selflessly preserving funds for the team). During the actual call, he witnessed to the young woman about Jesus and the prostitute, and that very night she was saved.

Knowing the university would need an excuse to release his phone records, Hugh made the painful decision to throw Coach Nutt under the bus, in order to bait him into filing a lawsuit. He wrestled mightily with this decision, but decided that Jesus would forgive him, as it was for the greater good of Ole Miss.

Finally, when Bjork sent him the phone records to redact, Freeze deliberately left in the escort's number, sacrificing himself to spare his young players the pain of a protracted fight with the NCAA.

In short, Hugh Freeze is basically Jesus. Hotty Toddy.

Anonymous said...

Cleverest headline I've seen in quite a while. A+ in headline writing class.

Anonymous said...

To 4:28; YEA RIGHT. I got some OCEAN FRONT property in Tennessee selling cheap. I'm an OLE MISS supporter and I'm glad he is gone for what is being reported!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Freeze tries to blame former Coach Nutt for NCAA investigation. Nutt asks for apology. The President, AD AND Freeze decline. The President and AD should have fired Freeze after the NCAA said Freeze lost Institutional Control. No one ever comes back from that. They decided to keep Freeze and ride the gravy train. Nutt has enough and files suit and releases the phone records. Now, instead of just a black mark against the football program it's become a black mark against the whole University. This could all have been avoided. The President and AD now need to go as well. BTW, there is more to come and its worse.

Anonymous said...

If Bjork knows was good for him, he would be getting out of town like Spencer.

Anonymous said...

Not even Briles or Miles wants this job.

Anonymous said...

@ 3:29. Do you actually think bear Bryant was a man of character and virtue? Please tell me I am not understanding your comment and you surly don't believe that?

Anonymous said...

bjork needs to "resign" also!!!

Anonymous said...

Anyone know a doctor who is good at treating head injuries, cause we need to get @3:29 an appointment.

Anonymous said...

5:29, it's called SATIRE.
Dumbass

Anonymous said...

Impressed by the leg humper fans that condemn Freeze but cheer and support a big guy that beat a girl laying on her back. Apparently, forgiveness is in the eye of the beholder.

Nuttin Honey said...

Freeze changed it to Hotty Titty.

Cig Hile said...

It's been reported that Freeze did not make another call for 12 minutes after the infamous escort mis-dial. Think about that for a minute.

Anonymous said...

But wait a minute. Sugrdaddy.com has plenty of UM coeds who are "kept" by some high profile businessmen and attorneys. All Hugh had to do was go to one of his boosters and get all of the gals, although they may be on the heavy side, and administer such services to the players.

Now, a local station interviewed a recruit and it was on the news this morning. Problem was I had trouble interpreting his speech. Therein lies the problem with the 3 major universities in Mississippi. Lots of undereducated ball totin' students who have no desire to be educated. All they care to do is play ball. I thought college existed to learn. How about those coaches honestly look at the private schools and recruit from there? Or is it a crime and we have sunk so low into being guilty of being Caucasian?

Truth is, too much money is being thrown towards athletic programs instead of academics. I've said this before. Quit sending these kids who can't speak proper English or pass the 8th grade to college.

Where's My Prayer Cloth.. said...

Alarmingly, there are still members of the cult who have a stash of the Kool-Aid and support the narrative they know is bullshit. I can't understand the basis for that. Perhaps I'm not meant to understand. Like certain passages in the Bible, it's a mystery. Where's my prayer-cloth?

Anonymous said...

Many are slave to the sport. Go to the poor rural schools and get the uneducated kids to play ball for you.

https://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2014/4/10/5594348/college-football-bag-man-interview.

This tells everything you need to know and more as to why they recruit from public schools.

Anonymous said...

8:57 Stringfellow

Anonymous said...

If you walk up behind a high school young lady at her locker and put both hands in her jean's back pockets and squeeze, YOU ARE A SICKO !! It's all over FB and how the administration and other coaches covered it up for him. Rot in prison you nasty pervert.

Anonymous said...

"Impressed by the leg humper fans that condemn Freeze but cheer and support a big guy that beat a girl laying on her back. Apparently, forgiveness is in the eye of the beholder."

Leg-Humper fan here for sixty years. I don't know anybody who 'cheered' or 'supported' a big guy who beat a girl. And I don't know anybody who supported the decision to on-board the fat jerk. Maybe you know something I don't. Point me in the right direction.

But, don't stumble over Stringfellow during your search. Stringfellow was a member of the team at the time he 'slipped from grace'. Fat boy was not.

Anonymous said...

Mississippi will forever be a punching bag for the NCAA. Whether it is Ole Miss or Mississippi State.

You can't tell me Ole Miss was the only Football program in college football with these kinds of shenanigans?

Ole Miss figured by dumping all the Dixie and Confederate symbolism, they would put on a "progressive" front. But they can't escape the yahoos who run this place in the Capitol, that want to hand on to Dixie in the banner.

Until that flag is changed permanently, the NCAA will keep a tight leash on Ole Miss and Miss State. Mark my words.

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