Meet Lazavian Gibbs, otherwise known as the um, Foreskin Felon. The Laurel Leader Call reported:
There wasn’t hard proof that a convict smuggled drugs into the jail, but there was strong, “non-circumcisional” evidence. A package of 5 grams of illegal substances was located in 22-year-old Lazavian Gibbs’ foreskin after he was rushed to the hospital suffering from an overdose, according to testimony in Jones County Circuit Court on Thursday....
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Clearly he’s now Jewish
"The pills are suspected to be ecstasy."
Not if Narcan brought him back from an OD. That stuff only works on opioids. And since he overdosed from touching it, and it's 2024, we can assume it was fentanyl.
First the Mayfield appeal which was related to the crimes committed in attempt to discredit the Chris McDaniel opponent, now the Foreskin Felon; that's the Daily Double from Jones County!
Foreskin Felon, hahaha, that’s a good one. Now give us a nickname for Lizz’s husband
At least the head of the matter has been and exposed.
the jokes just write themselves
Reminds me of the joke about the elephant foreskin wallet my buddy got for a birthday present. When you rub on it, it turns into a duffle bag. Nothing like a penal colony.
"Foreskin and seven grams ago..."
Yall are cracking me up. :)
Certainly gives new meaning to the question "Would you like to do some blow?"
"It's not a hanging offense . . ." No they didn't.
Nip it. Nip it in the bud, Ange.
I feel for the court reporter.
This is just the tip of the problem.
Good thing it wasn’t Viagra.
They had to peel back the evidence.
I wanta what wizard came up with the idea to look there.
Just lawyers taking care of their own. Nothing to see here. Move along.
@2:39 - Lindsey Graham?
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