Monday, February 19, 2024

Idiot of the Day

 The video says it all. 

38 comments:

Anonymous said...

If only an 18 wheeler could have changed lanes and rid us of 3 idiots.

Anonymous said...

Wow - go to the account that they tagged. Videos of about 10 guys waving (likely modified) guns around at a gas station in August 2023, videos admitting to car theft, they don't even care who sees their faces because there have been no consequences for so long. Just pathetic. And the other losers cheering them on in the comments are just as bad.

Kingfish said...

When Vance was chief, he had an investigator, not some secretary playing on social media, who created an online "gangsta" person and infiltrated all these hoodlum accounts. Nailed quite a few people that way. Sadly, that tactic disappeared when he left office.

Anonymous said...

Wonder if that is the brown charger that passed me like a bat outta hell this weekend!! Their time is limited acting like that!

Anonymous said...

Fools. They are going to kill themselves, but hopefully no one else.

Anonymous said...

Darwin is waiting for the right moment.

Anonymous said...

It was nice of their employers to give them the day off from work.

Anonymous said...

I watched one of these Dale Earnhardt impersonators destroy his mopar engine and left a quarter mile oil slick. Most common thing is seeing these stable geniuses driving on their rims at highway speed after a blowout. I guess they never had a father to teach them how to change a tire ๐Ÿ˜‚

Anonymous said...

And, if I roll down through there in my German SUV going 5 miles over and there is a cop in sight - I’m going to get a $200 ticket.

Last time I thought a Jackson ticket “got fixed” (and did not get fixed) I ended up with an arrest warrant and late fees.

Meanwhile, mass chaos with everyone else is just fine.

Anonymous said...

Notice...no seatbelts. Short lifers looking to make it even shorter.

Anonymous said...

I had two pass me Friday at noon south on I-55 then east to Highway 49 south...they were racing and going well in excess of 100 mph - passing multiple times on left and right shoulder-endangering many innocents.

Anonymous said...

Wait! Why didn't Chowke's "Real Time Crime Center" cameras catch them?

Anonymous said...

Where are all the smooth brain on here defending this? Or do they only come out when something happens and the police are involved in the chase?

Steve said...

Don’t be a hater. The world needs kidneys and livers.

Anonymous said...

10:36 - that’s every day. If you are in a Charger - they won’t stop you doing 120.

Anonymous said...

They're future heart and organ donors. Hospitals on standby.

Anonymous said...

I just wonder how they buy those cars, pay the insurance and buy a tag.

Anonymous said...

There were 2 about a week or so ago drafting each other in Mustangs
around Ellis Ave. One got loose and caused both to wreck
funniest thing I've seen in a while

Anonymous said...

And where was JPD when this occurred ? Or the Capitol Police ? They need to have at least one patrol car stationed on I-55 north at all times.Park under the Meadowbrook overpass or the Lakeland overpass. We've all seen the videos of the motorcycles (crotch rockets) speeding through there and now these guys. It's no secret that people speed on I-55 north all the time, so why not have a presence there to stop them ? Jackson seems to get more and more lawless every day.

Anonymous said...

Another way to demonstrate to the world and especially each other how little regard they have for human life, even their own. Someone should introduce them to Russian Roulette. It's just as effective but endangers no innocent people.

Anonymous said...

@12:11 PM - There are no officers available, because hizzoner The High Mayor Chowke has six officers following him around town.

Anonymous said...

Gang culture on display. Live fast and die young.

Maybe a stretch in prison will prolong their lives enough for them to have a chance, if they don't kill someone along the way.

Anonymous said...

The culture. Oh how far we have fallen. Hopefully Capitol PD or MHP will catch up to these degenerates. If not, the coroner eventually will.

Anonymous said...

Idiots like this live forever. They're just like a stray dog, you can't kill 'em.

Now, that doesn't mean they won't crash and kill someone else, like a cancer researcher or up and coming inventor. But they won't get a scratch.

Anonymous said...

@10:36. Imagine if someone was broken down and changing a tire on one of those shoulders. It's infuriating. LEO's hands are usually tied because some people want them to pursue, and the others don't want them to pursue. It's damned if you do and damned if you don't.

Anonymous said...

I went and looked at this turd's IG profile. He doesn't have a tag on his car in any of his videos or photos, including his story where I assume he wouldn't have time to remove it just for the camera. I guess he runs every time a cop tries to stop him for no tag?

Anonymous said...

So Kingfish, has this been shared with the Governors office, the Mayor's office, JPD Chief Wade, Capitol Police and MHP?

Professionally_Sketchy_Guy said...

And when they wreck and their liver needs to go from UMC to Baptist, it'll be driven just as quickly by someone wearing a seatbelt.

Anonymous said...

More telling are the hashtags. Pay attention folks. Dodge should renounce along with the others where this video may populate a feed they are linked.

Notice they fancy themselves future NBA stars. Hello NBA, do you support these dangerous actions?

Anonymous said...

Perhaps they were late for a Mensa meeting.

Anonymous said...

February 19, 2024 at 11:33 AM
The dealers make them a loan for 30 years & roll auto insurance into the payment.

Anonymous said...

Mississippi auto insurance rates are insane.

Luckily, these kids cant be bothered to procure any.

And the cops cannot be bothered to harass those that are endangering the lives of others when there are Madison County Mercedes going 5 mph over the speed limit.

Gold Hat said...

Tags?!? We don’t need no stinking tags!

We’ll just slap on a tag border that covers up the state, county, and expiration date, or better yet, cover it with smoky dark plastic to totally obscure it. JPD is fine with either method.

I got out said...

If you haven’t lived in Jackson long enough to have your car tag stolen at night and replaced with a stolen tag, then you haven’t lived in Jackson very long. One of the best parts of this experience was being pulled over on my way to work and getting 3 citations. One because the stolen tag was expired. One because I was driving a truck with a (stolen) car tag. The last for having a stolen tag on my car. The cherry on top is I drove around after that with no tag (officer made me take the tag off the car when I was stopped) for 6 weeks and not once was stopped. It was clear I was not complicit in the crime and the officer asked me why I didn’t notice I had a stolen tag and asked if I knew my tag number. I responded with I don’t and I don’t go looking at my tag every time I get in the car. That wasn’t a good enough answer and after more badgering from the officer I asked if she knew her car tag…and guess what, she didn’t. Incompetence at its finest. All of this over 14 years ago and I know things aren’t any better.

Anonymous said...

Their organs are more than likely full of drugs and not viable!

Anonymous said...

I doubt seriously, 11:33, that they have insurance or a vaild license plate... As for affording the car, see who is starving in their households because they spend all their money on this "hot" car...

Anonymous said...

"Someone should introduce them to Russian Roulette." Yes they should but using a Glock or 1911.

Anonymous said...

@10:52

Smoothbrain checking in here

That’s how the fuck you drive, right there in that video. GenX driving is back son.


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