Wednesday, November 29, 2023

Idiot of the Day

 Some people just don't know how to act around the police.  Exhibit A: This Pensacola Realtor who rear-ended another vehicle.  


36 comments:

Anonymous said...

I wish it were the old days when a cop would have dragged her out of the car and beat her drunk ass.

Tip O’Neill said...

Bryan Bailey needs to watch this do he will know the proper way for deputies to act.

Anonymous said...

That was incredibly satisfying to watch. Incredibly satisfying.

Anonymous said...

Kudos to the officers for their patience and restraint with this crazy woman, but in my opinion its long term counter productive to good order and public safety. People like her need to be handled with the same degree of consideration that they exhibit toward others. In other words, they need a good pop in the mouth (or at least a little less tender care by the police)

Anonymous said...

She's an angry elf.

Anonymous said...

A recent guilty pleasure of mine is watching pursuit & arrest videos. A constant among millennial & Gen Z arrestees is their fixation on their phones. When this lunatic is cuffed in her own car & the officer throws her phone on the dashboard, she screams, “They touchin my phone, yall! Record this shit!

Anonymous said...

Best quote @11:47 "you're about to be real f*cking hurt"

Anonymous said...

@4:25
Im not sure what’s worse, young folks fixation on they phones, or old peoples fixation on All In the Family, Redd Fox, Richard Pryor, and Blazing Saddles 🤣

And y’alls fixation on hating young people! Damn!

Anonymous said...

Thank god it is on the internet for every future employer and future romantic partner to find and know how truly unhinged this little cunt really is!

Anonymous said...

Fine display of Cluster B Personality Disorder.

Anonymous said...

Best Quote:

"She's detained... She's just loud..."

Anonymous said...

It must be horrifying to be arrested and booked by calm LEOs who see histrionics 24/7. Why do dramatic actors get on the wrong cameras when they act up? Hope the arrested sees her behavior.

Anonymous said...

I doubt she'll be showing any more houses in Pensacola and Escambia County.

Anonymous said...

5:23, define histrionics please.

I've never herd the term.

Anonymous said...

She met my expectations after the first word out of her mouth was "bitch." The only words missing were "I can't breath."

Anonymous said...

Histrionics - that's what the talking heads on WAPT and others use during their newscasts.

Anonymous said...

@5:51
Histrionics is that dramatic acting. The context is all there in the comment and in the video itself. In 2023 it is so simple to google a word. We used to have to open a paper dictionary. But here you are, on the internet, asking for a definition of a word. Bless your heart.

Anonymous said...

Watching this, you know that our leo's are really grossly underpaid to put up with this bullshit.

Anonymous said...


@5:51 PM - Bless your google heart.

Anonymous said...

November 29, 2023 at 5:51 PM
Histrionics (noun)
1. exaggerated dramatic behavior designed to attract attention.
2. dramatic performance; theater.

Then there's histrionic personality disorder:
Histrionic personality disorder (HPD) is a mental health condition marked by unstable emotions, a distorted self-image and an overwhelming desire to be noticed. People with HPD often behave dramatically or inappropriately to get attention.

Anonymous said...

...

"Volume Reduced for Viewer Safety"


I'm down with that!

Anonymous said...

She’s real tough but 4:29 on the video she says “I want my momma.” I think I heard her say it again in the police station.

Anonymous said...

Young peoples so dam Sens a tive. So tender. This hilarious

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Anonymous said...

6:13 "Histrionics - that's what the talking heads on WAPT and others use during their newscasts."

6:13 with the win!

Anonymous said...

Another Biden voter.

Anonymous said...

@ November 29, 2023 at 4:42 PM - Not "you" as a demographic group per se, but certainly your thin skin, lack of wisdom, and inability to think objectively.

Anonymous said...

Thank goodness for police body cams. She kept screaming for him to get off her when he was not touching her. Could see her later claiming he held her down and used police brutality if not for the cameras. She even said she couldn’t breathe at the police station, to which the officer said if you are talking you are breathing. I hope as part of her probation she had to go to AA or some sort of other help with her drinking and aggression, to think that the guy she hit was going to let it go except she was so aggressive and drunk.

Anonymous said...

Pensacola...Florida Panhandle...enough said.

Anonymous said...

Day drinking/drunk driving/cursing in public will certainly yield some free publicity, just not good publicity. She is obviously pre-disposed to utter her ghetto verbiage (bitch, etc); the alcohol just brought it to the surface.

Anonymous said...

6:41, and here you are cruising the web only to find some to berate.


Anonymous said...

If she starts that screaming in the drunk tank, her fellow inhabitants aren't going to have the patience that the LEOs had.

Anonymous said...

Nobody should have to put up with antics like this, not you, not me, not society at large.

Anonymous said...

"Florida Woman"

Anonymous said...

This one was mildly entertaining (and is a textbook example of how the police should conduct themselves, it was literally perfect) but imagine problem child was a fit 220 lb male with an assaultive personality and you can see where problems arise. The parents did a pretty poor job with this one.

Anonymous said...

@8:24
Berate? Really? That sounds histrionic!


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