Tuesday, November 28, 2023

Feeling Cute?

Meet the stars of the Mississippi Highway Patrol.  It's not quite the New World Order or Barkley-Mahorn but this is Mississippi after all.  





71 comments:

Anonymous said...

You just know

Anonymous said...

What a joke. What an embarrassment. Birdsong is spinning in his grave.

Anonymous said...

Steadily going down hill.

Anonymous said...

They can’t take pictures now?

Anonymous said...

Why are his hat tassels at attention but hers are spread wide open?
G.

Anonymous said...

Two cops in uniform, looks like the state fair.

What am I missing here?

Anonymous said...

If she wrote as many tickets as she took thirst trap selfies, then the highways would be the safest in America!

Anonymous said...

Women still obsessing to be men. Have to be called "actors", play football, sideline announcers, cage fighters, fireMAN, policeMAN, highway patrolMAN, cops, soldier, welders, racecar drivers, Rotarians, be in BOY SCOUTS, on and on. smdh.

Anonymous said...

You can take the girl out of Pearl, but you can't take Pearl out of the girl!

Anonymous said...

DPS is broken. MHP and MBN are unrecognizable. She gets away with stuff daily that male Troopers are fired for. God have mercy on the motoring public!

Anonymous said...

@9:51, because, like 9:16 said, you just know.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, but optics are perfect.

Anonymous said...

Campaign hats — “cover,” I believe they call it — are the most ridiculous-looking piece of headwear ever worn.

Anonymous said...

Is that the same trooper young that was caught on his own dash cam stalking and retaliating against a citizen for exercising his 1st amendment rights. Whatever happened to this blatant violation of civil rights? It seemed to have just gone away. Was there ever any disciplinary action?

Anonymous said...

What's the problem here? Besides her looking too much like Little Opie Cunningham? But that's just me.

Anonymous said...

I'm with 9:52 am. What am I missing here?

Anonymous said...

Check out all the insecure racists.

Anonymous said...

10:12 Not exactly true. Troopers cracking on duty is a well know problem…has been for years. That’s exactly why the trooper who was in the rest stop a couple years back giving a new meaning to the “Troopers and truckers together” couldn’t be fired.

Anonymous said...

What the fudge is the big deal.
She will bust a cap on you if you say anything saucy.
BTW, she can put handcuffs on me any day of the week. Oops!

Anonymous said...

I guarantee that woman could not pass the old academy standards (physical fitness, combat etc...) AND no women can really make it through the fire academy without help.

Anonymous said...

That is ol' E31

Anonymous said...

Why am I thinking about a Mark Twain classic?

Anonymous said...

@11:10 AM
What about that picture makes you think they are racists?

Anonymous said...

Check out all the insecure racists.

November 28, 2023 at 11:10 AM

@E31 Did you ever finish your mandatory class on the Constitution, like the judge ordered?

Anonymous said...

After about six months on the job she will be moved into an admin position, typically press relations.

During that six months she will avoid any "hands on" contact with the public, and will stand in the background when other officers are involved in an arrest. Once the perp is handcuffed then she will rush in and act tough.

Been there, seen it.

Anonymous said...

Oh look. Men crying about “women can’t do this and can’t do that” probably ones who were never police officers etc and never served in the military. Whine some more. You’ll wallow in your own jealousy.

Anyways both troopers pictured are deplorable. Their actions should disqualify them from representing a once fine organization.
Ms Pearl, then thin blue line is thinner than you think. The “buddies” you think you have are gonna tell everything on you to save their own hide.
Happens every time, but this time you’re someone who deserves it.

Anonymous said...

@1:22 show me ONE woman that didn't get special treatment to get through basic training in the military or at the MS Fire Academy. I know you can't do it because they don't exist.

Anonymous said...

@1:22
We used to have height and weight requirements for male first responders and military too. However, it is far more likely that a manlet can lift another man of equal or larger size than it is for a woman to lift even another woman of equal or larger size.

Physical requirements are there for a reason. It’s not about misogyny or jealousy. It’s about lowering standards and risking lives for “feelings” when the requirements of the job should preclude the majority of women who aren’t 6’ tall and able to dead-lift twice their weight.

Anonymous said...

JASON YOUNG? WHAT A DISGRACE.

Anonymous said...

I don't know anything about the blonde but, the black guy is a total POS. He got transferred from up in DeSoto county to the Jackson area not long ago.

Google Jimbo Fisher and see the results. When I say POS, I mean REAL POS. He should have been fired a long time ago but, MHP is nutless when it comes to firing minority troopers.

He will end up killing somebody eventually.

Anonymous said...



10:12 Not exactly true. Troopers cracking on duty is a well know problem…has been for years. That’s exactly why the trooper who was in the rest stop a couple years back giving a new meaning to the “Troopers and truckers together” couldn’t be fired.
November 28, 2023 at 11:26 AM

Actually, as I remember, he was on the hood of his car, behind a big interstate billboard. Kingfish's coverage of the event was excellent. I knew a Polish bodybuilder who was "well-acquainted with" the Trooper (who left the force, soon after the incident). Officer Redfruit is working in another industry, now. Per Bodybuilder: "...little guy with a big...".

Men tell the darndest things, to a girl you can tell anything. I find it's both a blessing and a curse.

Anonymous said...

MHP Trooper Jason Young and James Fischer.
JJ wrote some articles on trooper. You should read them.

Anonymous said...

Ol' E31 an C32 Proof DPS refuses to get rid of their most embarrassing 2 troopers

Anonymous said...

I see nothing remarkable aside from a couple of apparently new rides at the fair.

Double Entendre said...

@ 9:51 - I see what you did there. Well played.

Anonymous said...

Ivana is legend in this state

Anonymous said...

I’m confused. I don’t understand any of these comments. Just know what? Thirsty trap selfies? I just know that Blazing Saddles is the best comedy movie ever made and that every generation after mine is worthless. I don’t understand anything you people are saying in this century! Get off my lawn! Damn clouds!

Anonymous said...

I am not a law enforcement officer. I am not related to anyone in law enforcement. But I RESPECT ANYONE who makes it through the school and physical training to EARN THE RIGHT TO PUT ON THE MS HIGHWAY PATROL UNIFORM!

DO THOSE OF YOU MAKING NEGATIVE COMMENTS ABOUT THESE OFFICERS, WANT TO STOP A CAR AT 3:00AM ON A DARK SECLUDED HIGHWAY?

NOT ME!




Anonymous said...

@6:59 most of us readers saw it Yep well played
She's def a legend on some things

Anonymous said...

As a white, male, middle-aged Jackson-area resident and native, I pray to God I never end up the bitter, old, racist, misogynistic "men" that most of the commenters here seem to be. I hope like hell your way of thinking dies off when your cantankerous, holier-than-thou generation does.

Anonymous said...

@8:02 PM

Your comment is noted. There are great troopers and law enforcement out there. But that doesn't excuse using your authority to intimidate or do other nefarious actions to helpless citizenry. A turd can be made into art, but its still crap.

Anonymous said...

What am I looking at? Who are these people? What did they do to piss everyone off? If I knew, I might be pissed off too. I just have no clue. Give me the news on this, please.

Anonymous said...

"DO THOSE OF YOU MAKING NEGATIVE COMMENTS ABOUT THESE OFFICERS, WANT TO STOP A CAR AT 3:00AM ON A DARK SECLUDED HIGHWAY?"

Do you want to be stopped at 3:00AM on a dark secluded highway by an officer who is not fit - even a potential danger - to be in such a position of power? If a parent, how about your child? Your spouse, especially if female? Your mother, sister, aunt, etc.?

The real problem is not "police," it is the lack of accountability in many agencies, up and down the rank and command. Look no further than Rankin County for an example. "Police" are a necessary part of society and just like any other profession, the "police" has its share of those unfit for the profession for reasons including incompetence, mental health, substance abuse, etc. The difference is that a drunken, psychotic cashier or plumber does not have a badge, gun, powers of arrest, nor most importantly, a presumption of rightful conduct in their professional activities.

If a drunk mentally-unstable plumber pulls a gun on another citizen and gets his ass shot, all on video, the citizen doing the shooting starts off with the strong presumption of justifiable self-defense. If that same citizen were to shoot a drunk mentally-unstable cop attempting an unjustified arrest, the citizen is presumed guilty and the cop presumed justified. Granted, that is a very uncommon situation but is extreme to illustrate the point. Just like with the rest of society, it is typically a few members of a group that cause the majority of the problems, with most problems being lesser ones and a few being major ones. Which brings us back to the "gun, badge, and authority" aspect - those items tend to escalate the seriousness of any problem, i.e., plumbers and cashiers rarely injure or kill others with the tools of their trade nor do they cause psychological trauma to others with them.

The "police" as an institution should be supported and respected but individual officers should be held to much higher standards of scrutiny and conduct. Once an officer with a problem is identified, that person should be immediately relieved of badge, gun, and authority until a contextually-thorough investigation is completed. If it is reasonably determined that officer has a problem, they should not be allowed to return to duty until the problem is completely resolved, even if "never" is proper date of return.

The solution seems obvious with a reasonable application of common sense, which almost guarantees it is beyond the grasp of many of those in the best positions to apply any of it. Sean Tindell might want to get ahead of his - when he accepted the role of Commissioner it became HIS - situation before it gets ahead of him and the public he chose to serve.

Anonymous said...

November 28, 2023 at 10:09 PM, so, you're saying the female officer in the article is stopping a car at 3AM on a dark secluded highway? Really?

Kingfish said...

6:15: I don't know, then you're not in the know, and if you're not in the know, you don't have a need to know.

Anonymous said...

@12:31 AM

I’ve seen so many of your comment style on Twitter that I could only read your comment as:
(((As a white, male, middle-aged Jackson-area resident and native)))
The fact that you felt the need to include all of that means you are likely none of that.

Anonymous said...

Funny that yall think Troopers are making traffic stops at 3 o'clock in the morning. Regular law enforcement knows they all head to the house at sundown (if working the "late" shift) and answer calls via cell phone. If a trooper is out after midnight it's only cause they got called out to work a wreck. There is ZERO enforcement by MHP after dark.

Anonymous said...

@12:31am

"I pray to God I never end up the bitter, old, racist, misogynistic "men" that most of the commenters here seem to be. I hope like hell your way of thinking dies off when your cantankerous, holier-than-thou generation does."

Yeah, until your soy boy, video game playing weak, empath generation can't find the stomach to fend off the wolves at your door, and you'll be crying for help from that cantankerous generation of men who built the world, and who are needed to put down that evil threatening your sorry ass.

Anonymous said...

@7:02 A jack of all trades lol.

Anonymous said...

GWB - gangsters with badges. Trooper Young has so many published accounts of abusing his power. I have personally witnessed his willingness to break the laws he swore to protect. Troop C seems to be loaded to bad seeds.
I feel this goes much deeper and higher. All they do is keep thing on the QT and eliminate the treat. No interest in justice.
Break the blue line... just kidding, we know you all would never. smh

Anonymous said...

Two of MHP's biggest embarrassments in one picture- who'd a thunk it! I have known "Trooper" Williams for a long time. She is more concerned about her social media pages, gun business, and Sippi Girls than she is enforcing the law. All I know is that she must have some major dirt on some serious brass at MHP!

Anonymous said...

@ 11:43 That sounds like an insider's comment to meh

Anonymous said...

@9:51...I think you know why some are at attention and some are wide open....

Anonymous said...

@11:43 AM - If not "major dirt," then maybe the brass have a casting couch?

Anonymous said...

@11:43 @2:13 Many many talents :)

Anonymous said...

This is The Law. You got to respect it. Some shit about respecting the uniform and not the man — and, in this case, woman.

Anonymous said...

@10:49 No one expects anyone to respect the uniform when he/she doesn't respect either the uniform, the oath, or himself/herself (most importantly).

@2:13 I see what you did with that casting couch thing. I'm sure it glows.

Anonymous said...

Ah, ok Kingfish. My bad. Thought this was sort of a news site. My bad. Guess this is actually just a digital gossip mag. Have a wonderful weekend!

Anonymous said...

E31 is garbage! I’ve seen the videos of his conduct and it’s terrible. He should be fired immediately.

bass505 said...

E31 is finally wearing his hat.

Anonymous said...

Young is such a disgrace to the MHP, however, the lack of accountability by his superior officials is a disgrace to all of MS-DPS & Mississippi. When your crimes, corruption, and violations of rights are known all over the world by hundreds of thousands of people, and yet, you still get to keep your badge, it makes the entire state look bad. Gov. Tater needs to do a serious investigation into the MS DPS and get rid of those who disgrace our great state.

Anonymous said...

E31 is a DISGRACE to all law enforcement. He is the perfect representation of a bad cop He's the worst cop I've ever seen. Our government proves they don't care by keeping him employed.

Rodney said...

Fire E31 Jason Young. Our highways would be better off wothout him patrolling them!

Anonymous said...

Trooper young is literal garbage. He is barely 3/5 as good as a normal trooper.

Anonymous said...

Somebody said OPIE CUNNINGHAM 🤣
Opie TAYLOR
RICHIE Cunningham 🤣🥴

Anonymous said...

What a cpl of tyrants. Maybe, just maybe, the administration will finally do the right thing thing and fire Jason Young.

Anonymous said...

Tyrants Anonymous could use this as their banner pic.

Anonymous said...

…might violate some rights later.

Chris Hubbard said...

Feeling cute, might arrest for you for contempt of E31 later, IDK.

Anonymous said...

E31 should be fired.....tyrant

Anonymous said...

Jason Young(E31) should fired and arrested for all the crimes he has committed. He was already run out of northern Mississippi for targeting citizens instead of enforcing laws. He should be arrested.



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