Tuesday, November 10, 2015

We found us some votes!!!!!

Hotdiggitydamn!!! We found us 9 affidavit ballots in the House race between Bo Eaton and Mark Tullos.  We now got us a tied-up ball game.  Got to love Mississippi elections.


Anonymous said...

Does either involved party reside in a basement apartment? Because let's really bring this bullshit on instead of bullshitting around it KF!! Are you in Kingfish or all you all talk?

Anonymous said...

Somebody needs to figure out how to fix all the fraud in our absentee and affidavit ballot system. Maybe our SOS can decide to make that his legacy.

Anonymous said...

Seems like things were better before voter ID...

Anonymous said...

no way 6:15, this is 90% of the fun. Like it really matters which party wins a Madison county election. They are all crooks. And Delbert would not know where to start any way.

Ed Cates said...

It was way spookier when just dead people were showin' up at the polls. This photo-ID thing has moved the goal posts.

Out With The Trash... said...

Take a warm enema, 7:56. It won't help your attitude but you might feel better. It matters greatly, in Madison County, who wins these supervisory positions. But, no, it's not a matter purely of party. It's a matter of theft, collusion, graft, payoffs, favoritism, wasting taxpayer money and shafting us all (while grinning) for decades.

Anonymous said...

The only thing that has kept Madison County from being the top place in the state to live is one vote.That one vote changes but it always been there. This is about the Rudys and Tims who are now gone.

Anonymous said...

You people can't read.

This is about a House race (which could determine if GOP gets a super majority), not the Madison supes. Go back and read KF's post.

Anonymous said...

Exactly 8:52. The post contained 31 words. People can't commit to reading 31 words before jumping on the keyboard-uzzi. Way to rep MadCou folks.

Anonymous said...

Election officials and clerks work most of the time to provide honest and well-run elections. When things like this happen it is a sign they have failed. Failures should be fired. Whenever votes are 'discovered' in some weird place, whenever proven voter fraud should have been caught at the table or at registration, whenever poll books get accidentally to the wrong polling place, whenever..... Everyone who works on that particular part of the project should be simply fired. There's folks supposedly out of work. Hire someone else and let them take a whack at it. If we can't manage an election every few years without this kind of nonsense the fault clearly lies with those in charge. Doesn't matter if it's an elected Clerk, some office help, pollworkers, whatever, fire them and try again with another crew. Eventually we will get some efficiency for this RARE event. This is not like something which happens every single day. Elections are important events. When the mikes don't work at a concert do you keep on using the same sound guys? When food is burned at a banquet do you hire the same caterers again?

Anonymous said...

... "Ed Cates"...

too dang funny!

Anonymous said...

Absentee should be electronic where possible and counted before the regular vote takes place. If you wait to deal with absentee after the regular vote is counted, the door is open. Count them first, shut down the process, and proceed. Doesn't fix voter fraud, but helps.

Anonymous said...

Surprised that Bo gained votes in the affidavits. Would have expected that to go the other way.

Anonymous said...

Delbert wants to implement early voting, which could fix some of the absentee/affidavit issues. Of course, allowing people a few days to vote could cause different problems. Until we "swipe" our drivers license or voter ID card and electronically track who has already voted, we could see early voting abused just like the current system is abused. Ideally, there would be one, uniform, statewide electronic voting system that is tied together. Why are we still filling in bubbles in ink? Why does every county have a different voting procedure?...some with touch screens, some with paper ballots. I know it costs money to buy new equipment, but these elections are kind of important. Should be a priority.

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