Monday, November 9, 2015

Riots in Jackson Saturday morning?

The Urban Mission Alliance is stating in a video that it will march on JPD on November 14 at 1:30 AM.  They portray themselves as a rather violent group.  See for yourself in this video promoting the march.



49 comments:

Anonymous said...

Who are they? Looks like a few losers in a parking lot taking a cell phone video.

Anonymous said...

Uniting in unity....really? Time to pass out some wood shampoos....

Anonymous said...

That 6 minute video was about 6 minutes too long.

'Non of us...' Just sad.

Anonymous said...

They are a waste of oxygen

Keep that mess out of Madison county said...

I pray they do. I just sighted in my AR, and some rioting Jacksonians sounds like an excellent opportunity to relieve some stress.

Anonymous said...

8:48. Go crawl in your bunker and cut the lights out. They're comin for y'ou.

Anonymous said...


#TheyAREJackson

f@#k the Alliance said...

Are those a@#holes too stupid to realize those bullets fall on innocent heads?

Anonymous said...

I'll be out of town enjoying an early Thankgiving. Hope no one burns down my house.

Anonymous said...

They are bluffing

Anonymous said...

Those animals in that video are exactly the reason I invested in a Springfield M1A Scout Squad model. It's not designed for sport or hunting. It's designed for serious social work with any element of society intent on harm. I understand it does it's task very well. They come here it's going to get a test run.

Anonymous said...

A grammar lesson or two might be in order.

Idiots, all.

Anonymous said...

They will be stopped with overwhelming force. We at the Suburban Heath and Integrity Taskforce will take non of dat.

Anonymous said...

What are WOOD SHAMPOOS?

Alpha Storm said...

Wood Shampoos is a night stick up side the head. Someone has been watching too much "Blue Bloods" on tv.

Anonymous said...

This was a promoted video on my Facebook. Someone is paying to promote this video in the Jackson area.

Anonymous said...

Well, I don't think fewer than 20 people, most of whom will likely be high on something after midnight will be difficult for the police to contain.

8:48 and 10:27 are the pale equivalent of the folks in the video.

I would urge those in the video and the two idiots posting above to voluntarily commit yourselves to Whitfield. You'll feel much better in a week and your neighborhoods will improve dramatically the day you check in!

Anonymous said...

They're going to march on police headquarters at 1:30 a.m.???? A.M.?????

Anonymous said...

The Reverend Al Sharpton is supposed to be in town. Thats what I heard on Friday.

Anonymous said...

JJ has his heavy-censorship red-pen out this morning. He'll now stomp around and shout RACIST.

Anonymous said...

Hope JPD has a field day arresting these protesters.

Anonymous said...

I think the Grammar Police have more than enough probable cause to get a warrant already.

pjm said...

Judging by the video they'll be out of ammo by Saturday. unless they make a quick trip to the wal-marks.

Anonymous said...

"Idle hands are the Devil's workshop." Instead of spending their time learning standard English, they are wasting their energy like this. Whatever a waste.

Anonymous said...

I did notice that it will be a BYOB affair... no malt liquor furnished. I also heard one fine gentleman make the statement that they would need to send in a Seal Team 6 to contain him and his posse, now that would be a very entertaining video.

Anonymous said...

Reverend Phony needs to get these citizens into his Church of the Immaculate Deception.

Anonymous said...

They obviously haven't figured out how to put up a website yet. Probably shot the screen in frustration?

Anonymous said...

Stupid a$$es. Get a f---ing job, stop acting like a ________ & you will get respect from your community, law enforcement, etc. This is what's wrong with our society. And, we have brilliant leaders (like Will Longwitz) who want to fight against bullshit. Hello, senator, this us REAL crime. This is a REAL thing you should concern yourself with, not the wasted hours you spend on other stuff. Get a clue. You are as dumb as the idiots in this video.

Anonymous said...

I bet a least one of them has a car (or can steal one) that can make it to Flowood and/or Madison if they don't find satisfaction.

Anonymous said...

8:45 Guys like Longwitz probably recognize the REAL issue and wish they could fight it without being labelled a racist immediately. When the President of the US himself gives cover to groups like this (i.e. Black Live Matter), it's no wonder they refuse to assimilate into productive society.

Anonymous said...

Very likely, 9:00.

Luckily for us, we elect competent individuals who will throw actually catch them, put them in jail, and keep them in jail. The crooks know that. So they prefer not to risk it, and steal from people like you instead.

Just a Curmudgeon said...

I was gonna come till I read it was a "BYOB affair." Seems the least they could do would be to serve free drinks.

Anonymous said...

They be animals

Anonymous said...

So now these thugs can post videos of them committing felonies and nothing is done.

Anonymous said...

"BYOB"??? Bring your own bullets? blunts? Bibles?

Anonymous said...

"...young black men on the same page uniting together in unity"

That's a lot of unity.

Bowel Movement said...

The video concludes with "THE MOVEMENT IS REAL BLACK LIVES MATTER"
REALLY???? Black lives matter??
Did the shooter at the Sunset Apartments get the memo?
http://www.msnewsnow.com/story/30468835/man-woman-shot-dead-at-sunset-plaza-apartments

Anonymous said...

Ol Jamal died of a drug overdose from all the bags of cocaine he ate. Hardly police brutality

Kingfish said...

Police are probably saying go ahead and march. We will be home in bed asleep. hehe.

Anonymous said...

Fuck these thugs. They can leave this damn country if they have a problem with it.

Anonymous said...

Whites have our own violent thugs according to the FBI and sadly, they aren't identifying themselves in public speeches and by their attire.

Equal time should be given to the two just arrested for planning to incite a race war by bombing Jewish temples and Black churches. ( Which ought to be a hint that the concession that Israel is key to the Second Coming, doesn't mean racists now like Jews).

Indeed, the FBI says the terrorist threats from white racist militant groups outnumbered the threats from ISIS in this country and kept them busier.

PS Mississippi is one of the 18 states where an ISIS threat was squashed.

Anonymous said...

Be aware of subsection h of Mississippi Justifiable Homicide law before a riot.

Justia › US Law › US Codes and Statutes › Mississippi Code › 2010 Mississippi Code › TITLE 97 - CRIMES › Chapter 3 - Crimes Against the Person. › 97-3-15 - Homicide; justifiable homicide; use of defensive force; duty to retreat.

2010 Mississippi Code
TITLE 97 - CRIMES 
Chapter 3 - Crimes Against the Person.
97-3-15 - Homicide; justifiable homicide; use of defensive force; duty to retreat.

§ 97-3-15. Homicide; justifiable homicide; use of defensive force; duty to retreat.
 

(1)  The killing of a human being by the act, procurement or omission of another shall be justifiable in the following cases: 


(h) When necessarily committed in lawfully suppressing any riot or in lawfully keeping and preserving the peace. 

Kingfish said...

6:58: We did focus on white thugs. He was called Darryl Dedmonds. Posted police reports, went to sentencing hearing, videotaped it, posted it online, and called for his execution.

When it happens here, it is mentioned.

Anonymous said...

Idiots.....sigh....

Anonymous said...

7:06,
"lawfully suppressing any riot" would not include a civilian's or group of civilians' reaction to said riot.

Anonymous said...

Now, I really am depressed. All that gunfire and I didn't hear the first fully-automatic weapon. Hmmm, semi is good but they might want to consider what the opposition might be armed with. Never underestimate your enemy!

Anonymous said...

They are on the corner of pearl and state street right now holding up black lives matter signs. All lives matter. I am armed and will protect my family. My White life matters more to me than you do, I promise!

Anonymous said...

So, what happened to the riots overnight?

Anonymous said...

It's November 15 - what did I miss?

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