Saturday, November 28, 2015

Police arrest (alleged) flasher at St. D.

Meet Joe Ray Williams.

JPD arrested Williams at St. Dominic Hospital yesterday after he exposed himself in a waiting room for family members of surgery patients.  The victim told JJ that she and her children were in the waiting room for several hours as her father underwent heart surgery.  She said Williams sat in the waiting room for two hours.  She said she looked up and saw that his penis was um, at attention while he sat in a chair.   She immediately yelled at him.  He stuffed everything back in his pants and left the room.  She, her brother, and sister all chased him down the stairs and cornered him in the lobby while the victim screamed for security.

JPD arrested him on several outstanding warrants.  The victim went down to JPD headquarters and pressed charges against Williams.  Williams is 58 years old and lives on Brame Avenue.


Clarence Carter said...

Anonymous said...

It appears that he has small feet. So ...

Anonymous said...

Seriously?!!! So sick of watching video's that show NOTHING. Like the fb stadium one,.....nothing,...

Anonymous said...

Am I the only one who thinks he looks like Bennie Thompson?

John Price said...

I advertently flashed my neighbors recently - most were at work or in school. I've lost weight and belly girth. I put on an old pair of shorts, no underwear, and walked outside to feed cats. When I bent down, shorts fell and a bright white burr shone through the neighborhood.

Anonymous said...

@7:04. Ha! I thought exactly that when I first looked at the pic!

Anonymous said...

It is little Bennie. 😳

Blue Pill Fan said...

WHAT? It took him TWO HOURS in the waiting room to get it up?

But, cut the guy some slack. The commercial says to call a doctor if an erection lasts longer than four hours. He was just getting ahead of the game by heading over to St. D.

Anonymous said...

Keeping Fondren VIBRANT!

But honestly: we have much better flashers in Madison. OK... we only had ONE. But he was a muscle-bound nineteen-year-old, who thoughtfully took off EVERYTHING. Then, he ran from school to - where else - a Baptist church.

Jackson, apparently, can't do any better than THAT old thing with the gigantic pot belly.

Anonymous said...

@3:24. It's important to include that the drugs used by our flasher were bought in Jackson, from a typical Jackson resident

Anonymous said...

St. D needs to keep the "homeless" people who daily work the intersection by the hospital. OFF their property. Several people working out at The Club indoor swimming pool have seen too much as these homeless people use the shrubs surrounding the building ON PRIVATE property for their den, bathroom, and bedroom!

Anonymous said...

Correction: There were TWO in Madison. No mention of shoe size.

Anonymous said...

This guy has been in every hospital and at least one surgery center in Jackson with the same MO. This has been going on for months but witnesses/victims have been unwilling to file reports with the police. I'm glad they finally got this guy. Kudos to the family that chased him down and cornered him. They did what no one else has been able/willing to.

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