Wednesday, November 25, 2015

It's Ratcliff!


Anonymous said...

So Miller got 3389 in Rankin to Ratcliff's 1443?

Thanks for the post - can't find any news elsewhere.

Anonymous said...

Can someone explain why Ratcliff wants to make the same money for more work?

Am I missing something?

Anonymous said...

Hey, 5:07, go look at the case load of a county court judge versus that of a circuit judge. Ratcliff will make the same salary for 1/3 of the work.

Anonymous said...

Not in it for the money, maybe? To work at a harder job to serve the public and perhaps move up the judicial ladder?

please post your name so I don't ever make the mistake of hiring you--

Anonymous said...

What century is this? Our election technology is going backwards. Ask Hinds county.

Anonymous said...

This means the Governor will appoint a new Madison County Court Judge. For the sake of Madison County residents, I hope it will NOT be Will Longwitz.

Juror Number Twelve said...

Be careful. A Longwitz is better than a Blackmon.

Anonymous said...

@9:04 Not much better.

Anonymous said...

County makes 106k Circuit Judge 136k I believe

Anonymous said...

I'm sure Longwitz didn't forget his first run at office.

Looks like another special election for Madison County. Not sure about the Governor appointing a county court judge though. The Madison County Board of Supervisors may be making that interim appointment. Please check on this Kingfish.

Anonymous said...

9:04, you needn't worry about a Blackmon doing it. Theres not enough money involved.

Anonymous said...

11:04, the Governor will appointment the county judge to replace Judge Ratcliff.

§ 9-9-5(1) . . . Vacancies in the office of county judge shall be filled in the same manner as vacancies in the office of circuit judge.

§ 9-1-103. Whenever a vacancy shall occur in any judicial office by reason of death of an incumbent, resignation or retirement of an incumbent, removal of an incumbent from office, or creation of a new judicial office in which there has not heretofore been an incumbent, the Governor shall have the authority to appoint a qualified person to fill such vacancy to serve for the unexpired term or until such vacancy is filled by election as provided in Section 23-15-849, Mississippi Code of 1972. When a vacancy shall occur for any of the reasons enumerated in this section, the clerk of the court shall notify the Governor of such vacancy immediately.

Anonymous said...

Oh my Gosh!!!! PLEASE NOT LONGWITZ!!!!!

Bill Dees said...

Steve Ratcliff is going to be a terrific Circuit Judge.

Juss Wonderin' said...

What the hell is a 'terrific Circuit Judge', if you don't mind my asking.

Juror Number Twelve said...

@'re comment about the job not paying enough to interest a Blackmon seems not to entertain the reality that there a whole bunch of them. They're adding them to the letterhead in hopes it will serve as a resume bullet point. Don't kid yourself. One or two of them would love to be de jurdge.

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