Tuesday, November 24, 2015


The Mississippi Bureau of Investigation issued the following press release:

Agents of the Mississippi Bureau of Investigation (MBI) have charged 42-year-old Allison Evans Slonaker with one count of gratification of lust and one count of exploitation of a child. Slonaker, of 111 Breckenridge Drive, Apt. 107 in Hattiesburg, made her initial court appearance today before Rankin County Judge Kent McDaniel and was held on $100,000 bond on the gratification count and $150,000 bond on the exploitation charge. She is currently being held at the Rankin County Detention Center. Slonaker is a former teacher at East Rankin Academy. The charges stem from a relationship she had with an 11-year-old student at the school.



Stopwatch said...

Time for the pervert with the "I'd hit it" posts in 3...2...1...

Anonymous said...

Hey, PMac, this sound familiar?

Who killed the mayor? said...

Yea, but he looked 15 at least.

Anonymous said...

Eleven is, uhh... young.

Anonymous said...

Glad this thug is off the street.

Anonymous said...

There are some really sick people wandering around us.

Anonymous said...

A family is sick tonight. SICK. Such a waste and clearly mentally ill woman.

Anonymous said...

That's it...I'm moving to Madison where none of this ever happens.

Anonymous said...

The pics look totally different. I would not know it was the same person. If this is true she is some sicko.

Anonymous said...

Moreso than every other female walking around and breathing, this woman is completely and totally batshit crazy. This fixation she had on an 11 year old child only came to light after she attempted suicide. Her husband (soon to be former husband) discovered the relationship by investigating her smart phone after the suicide attempt. The evidence will show that nothing happened on school grounds. She predator stalked the child via texts and met the child near the child's residence.

Anonymous said...

Is the child a male or female? Not that it matters,just so disgusting and gross and pathetic no matter what.

Anonymous said...

She did not have a fixation on the kid nor stalk the kid. Her husband knew about the phone 9 months prior to this. He actually had her phone 4-5 months prior to the arrest.
What is reported on the news is not what actually happened.
It seems that her husband has been out running his mouth with all the fixations and discoveries. He would be as guilty as she would be.
And what about the kid's parents? Where were they if this was going on? And were they not checking his phone?

Anonymous said...

To the person who called her "batshit crazy"..... If she was arrested on Nov. 23rd, how do you even know what the "evidence" is on Nov. 25th? Is it gossip? Or are you abusing your power of law enforcement or something? If you happened to just be "in the know", then why didn't you turn her in? Any of those scenarios mean you are batshit crazy

Anonymous said...

Did the person that called her batshit crazy mention that she attempted suicide, and, that her husband left her to die while he went about his business? Did that person also mention that her husband knew about all of this way before her arrest? Did The batshit person who posted mention that the "evidence" showed that she never touched the child? Did he mention that it was just texts, and unless batshit was the one who saw what went on, how could he comment? And unless he is really close to her, then how does he know there is a "soon to be" husband?

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