Monday, June 8, 2015

Mutual of Omaha presents....

a trip to a Wal-Mart. 





21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Johnny, some lady is looking for a can of whoop ass on aisle seven.

Anonymous said...

Pearl or South Jackson Walmart?

Anonymous said...

What I see:
1. is a bunch of bystanders contemplating lawsuits instead of intervening in the best interest of a young person.
2. since when are yoga pants appropriate for a trip to wal-mart let alone a ride on a handicapped cart?
3. If something bad happens at wal-mart it takes more than 5 minutes {if ever} for anybody to help that is on staff. (Walmart worker watching the fight and answering questions at the 1:23 & 2:15 mark on the first video)
4. If you find yourself in a horrible situation, people around you will not come to help. (they will talk about lawsuits)



F'd up country we live in.

Anonymous said...

Its actually in Indiana. The best thing we could do is take out a bunch of ads saying this was NOT in Mississippi. It pisses me off when mid-westerners look down on us.

Anonymous said...

I can't imagine why they'd look down on us...
This just in... http://www.msnewsnow.com/story/29267344/elderly-woman-critically-injured-by-motorized-cart-at-pearl-walmart

Weary of Dilbreath said...

Kingfish; I like to occasionally post links to your site so friends will migrate here and enjoy the news. Is there a way for you to fix it so that that stupid picture of Lurch Hoseman does not appear with ever link I post elsewhere? Thanks.

Anonymous said...

Want to bet the "lady" on the cart also has a handicapped parking permit?

Anonymous said...

I was hoping for a glimpse of the fine male specimen they were undoubtedly fighting over.

Anonymous said...

That's not A fight. It's a Tea Party get together! Duh!!!

Anonymous said...

Fat Pigs....Turn the hose on them to break them apart...

Anonymous said...

Thugs. All of them. And what about the parentage of the child cracking the woman with that plastic thing? Good lord. Someone pull little Johnny's school records; I bet he's been to juvie.

Anonymous said...

We'll ain't that just classy as hell. Yet another reason to shop at Target.

Anonymous said...

Nice

Johnny Weir said...

Clean up on aisle 7.The cool thing is before this you tube video displays theirs a Walmart Ad. Ha Ha!!

Anonymous said...

Horrible, but the loser in all this is the little boy, that for the rest of his life/short life now understands violence is the answer for everything.

Anonymous said...

I really want to laugh at these women. They deserve all the mockery they get.

But seeing that little boy just flat out hurts. He didn't choose who his mother is.

Anonymous said...

Love the tattoos. And the YOLO shirt.

Anonymous said...

Thanks, Kingfish, for linking to the NON-PIXILATED version! I ran across the videos with the little boy pixilated. His behavior was half the story.

8:57, that little boy has clearly grown up in a culture of violence. I don't imagine this is the first time he's been party to events like this. The murderers of James Craig Anderson probably grew up in similar environments. And I would imagine that those murderers were coached in violence, in the same way that the mother is coaching her son, in these videos.

Oh, and 8:32, "...video displays theirs a Walmart Ad." Should be changed to "...video displays, there's a Wal-Mart Ad." The comma added a bit of clarity. And to abbreviate 'there is', you write out 'there', drop the 'i' in 'is', and link the remaining 's' to 'there' with an apostrophe.

Is it really common, around here, for people to not know the difference between there and their? Or is there ONE semiliterate (but prolific) poster on this forum, who persists in repeating this sort of mistake?

Anonymous said...

I knew it wasn't a local Wal Mart because the floors are clean and shiny and the shelves are well stocked.

Anonymous said...

10:38, you split an infinitive and have a sentence fragment. Theirs no excuse for that, Grammar Nazi.

Anonymous said...

I haven't seen a primate battle that raw since "2001: A Space Odyssey."

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