Jackson Jambalaya

That cop was patient a lot longer than I would have been........

The cop is wearing a video cam himself and waited for backup. Win win for the cop. He can bring both points of view to court when Attorney Pro Se Pompous Arse de Tejas shows up to fight what would have been a 5 minute $200 ticket. This cop deserves the Job Award for Eternal Patience.

I hope he kicked his teeth out.

if he'd provided what the officer asked for he most likely would've been let go with a warning. if he had um, well um um, you know followed f'n directions that is. asshattery.

The officer had more patience than I would have. But he didn't wait long after back-up arrived to end the little encounter. Smart move.

More proof that I don't want to be a cop. Impossible job.

"Sir, uhh, do you realize that uhh in the State of Texas only commercial vehicles have to follow uhh traffic laws? For uhh everybody else, it's basically uhh Mad Max Fury Road. That's what ... uhh, you know ... page 18 of the DA manual uhh says."

Didn't realize you'd just pulled over Alan Dershowitz, did you?

constitution doesn't protect idiots from their own stupidity.

when a cop pulls you over, its not the DA manual that you should be quoting.

Too painful to keep watching after 45 seconds. I hope the officer shot the guy. My God, can there be such a person?

You might beat the RAP but, you can't beat the RIDE!

Great commercial for the ASP Baton. I bought one for my wife. I prefer a 3 D cell Mag-light myself. It's not just a flashlight.

It's a pity we can't just vote that pothead creep off the planet. Imagine being his parents. You KNOW they wish they'd never given birth to that loser. I'm sure both secretly wish he'd just kill himself or have a fatal accident. It's not something they acknowledge, but psychiatrists and family counselors say (when they're being candid) that parents of really bad/hopelessly irredeemably sociopathic kids (like this driver) wish those kids were DEAD. That wish may be their deepest, darkest secret: but that's what they wish for.

YouTube Constitutional Law Tip No. 17:

If a police officer pulls you over and you ask to speak with their supervisor, they are legally required to stand there until the supervisor shows up. If the supervisor actually shows, you can just keep asking for higher level supervisors all the way up to the governor. Most of the time they'll just give up and let you go. Worst case scenario, you get to yell at the governor about how he's violating your sovereign rights as a citizen.

It seems like some 1L got overly excited after his first day of crim pro.

He sounds real stoned.

Can anyone verify that what 3:35 said is true?

@4:02 That's exactly what I thought! Dumb, punk a$$, know it all idiot!

Is there something special about TX that breeds people who are just plumb dumb crazy about showing off their "individual rights"?

3:35, assuming you haven't been introduced to Mr Maglight. Cops hate having their Maglights getting dented. Want to act like jacksass you get the jackass treatment. Common sense. Nothing to see here.

Here's a link to a little more analysis, including the comments:

https://excoplawstudent.wordpress.com/2015/05/23/failure-to-identify-properly-applied-and-another-sovereign-argument-down-the-tubes/

It's a good thing 8:41 didn't get 3:35's obvious sarcasm, or he might have been denied his internet tough guy moment.

yes indeed! you can't fix stupid!

OMG he is so stoned and so under arrest. court is never held on the roadside.

So much for this guys attempt to get police brutality on video. wonder how this would have turned out if detainee was black? Im sure he would be another one of Obama's children.

Speeding is not considered a criminal offense in most states. However it is a driving violation