Thursday, June 4, 2015

Dumbass of the day.

Enjoy. 




He does kind of sound like Dorsey Carson, doesn't he?

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

That cop was patient a lot longer than I would have been........

Anonymous said...

The cop is wearing a video cam himself and waited for backup. Win win for the cop. He can bring both points of view to court when Attorney Pro Se Pompous Arse de Tejas shows up to fight what would have been a 5 minute $200 ticket. This cop deserves the Job Award for Eternal Patience.

Anonymous said...

I hope he kicked his teeth out.

PJM said...

if he'd provided what the officer asked for he most likely would've been let go with a warning. if he had um, well um um, you know followed f'n directions that is. asshattery.

Anonymous said...

The officer had more patience than I would have. But he didn't wait long after back-up arrived to end the little encounter. Smart move.

Anonymous said...

More proof that I don't want to be a cop. Impossible job.

Anonymous said...

"Sir, uhh, do you realize that uhh in the State of Texas only commercial vehicles have to follow uhh traffic laws? For uhh everybody else, it's basically uhh Mad Max Fury Road. That's what ... uhh, you know ... page 18 of the DA manual uhh says."

Didn't realize you'd just pulled over Alan Dershowitz, did you?

Anonymous said...

constitution doesn't protect idiots from their own stupidity.

Anonymous said...

when a cop pulls you over, its not the DA manual that you should be quoting.

Anonymous said...

Too painful to keep watching after 45 seconds. I hope the officer shot the guy. My God, can there be such a person?

Anonymous said...

You might beat the RAP but, you can't beat the RIDE!

Anonymous said...

Great commercial for the ASP Baton. I bought one for my wife. I prefer a 3 D cell Mag-light myself. It's not just a flashlight.

Anonymous said...

It's a pity we can't just vote that pothead creep off the planet. Imagine being his parents. You KNOW they wish they'd never given birth to that loser. I'm sure both secretly wish he'd just kill himself or have a fatal accident. It's not something they acknowledge, but psychiatrists and family counselors say (when they're being candid) that parents of really bad/hopelessly irredeemably sociopathic kids (like this driver) wish those kids were DEAD. That wish may be their deepest, darkest secret: but that's what they wish for.

Anonymous said...

YouTube Constitutional Law Tip No. 17:

If a police officer pulls you over and you ask to speak with their supervisor, they are legally required to stand there until the supervisor shows up. If the supervisor actually shows, you can just keep asking for higher level supervisors all the way up to the governor. Most of the time they'll just give up and let you go. Worst case scenario, you get to yell at the governor about how he's violating your sovereign rights as a citizen.

Anonymous said...

It seems like some 1L got overly excited after his first day of crim pro.

Anonymous said...

He sounds real stoned.

Anonymous said...

Can anyone verify that what 3:35 said is true?

Anonymous said...

@4:02 That's exactly what I thought! Dumb, punk a$$, know it all idiot!

Anonymous said...

Is there something special about TX that breeds people who are just plumb dumb crazy about showing off their "individual rights"?

Anonymous said...

3:35, assuming you haven't been introduced to Mr Maglight. Cops hate having their Maglights getting dented. Want to act like jacksass you get the jackass treatment. Common sense. Nothing to see here.

Anonymous said...

Here's a link to a little more analysis, including the comments:

https://excoplawstudent.wordpress.com/2015/05/23/failure-to-identify-properly-applied-and-another-sovereign-argument-down-the-tubes/

Anonymous said...

It's a good thing 8:41 didn't get 3:35's obvious sarcasm, or he might have been denied his internet tough guy moment.

Anonymous said...

yes indeed! you can't fix stupid!

Anonymous said...

OMG he is so stoned and so under arrest. court is never held on the roadside.

Anonymous said...

So much for this guys attempt to get police brutality on video. wonder how this would have turned out if detainee was black? Im sure he would be another one of Obama's children.

Anonymous said...

Speeding is not considered a criminal offense in most states. However it is a driving violation

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