Wednesday, June 17, 2015

And..........they're late

Update #2: SOS office told JJ that the report did not appear on the fax servers. Senator McDaniel's FB post disappeared the next morning.

Update: Senator Chris McDaniel stated on Facebook last night that he had faxed his report in on June 10.  

Secretary of State Gilbert Hosemann issued the following press release:

The following still have not filed their June 10, 2015 Periodic Report as of 2:52 p.m. on 6/16

Earl G. Blackmon
James Broadwater
Allen Burks
Elvis E. Colenberg, Sr.
Chris Green
Joshua Hardy
Jeffery Harness
Keith K. Jackson
Ric McCluskey
Chris McDaniel
Jim Newman
Kathryn Michell
Orey Perry
Jake Reeves
Arrick R. Rice
Kay Sims
Ron Williams
Tammy Felder Witherspoon


Anonymous said...

Chris McDaniel....made the list.

Anonymous said...

5:14. Made your day didn't it.

Anonymous said...

Perhaps Macdaddy's excuse will include a tornado somehow.

Anonymous said...

Who is Earl Blackmon?

Anonymous said...

I bet Chrissie's excuse will blame Thad somehow

Anonymous said...

Too busy raising the big dollars for the UCF.
Too busy trying to get signatures for petition to limit terms - but not to apply to him.
Too busy arguing that election deadlines don't apply to him and his troops.
Too busy trying to look like good dad and husband.
Just -- too busy to follow simple requirements of the position.

Anonymous said...

Or - perhaps Hose Man's office help was too busy to check their fax machine LAST Wednesday.

Lost Count Areddy said...

Hold on. I'm losing count of the goober-peas on here who have orgasms every time McDaniel's name is mentioned. I do hope they seek some privacy for the event, but they probably just let 'er rip.

Anonymous said...

Amen 3:50! After his deal last year, the guy should not be relevant. Yet he keeps getting free (unearned) publicity. Let him fade into irrelevancy.

Anonymous said...

Looks like you were wrong Nesbit.

Anonymous said...

Funny how Chris McDaniel was the only person to have a "problem" with the "fax machine"

Anonymous said...

Fax machine? Chris should know that you have to use the Pony Express for fast and safe delivery.

Anonymous said...

3:50 - is this a new version of 'the dog ate my homework'? McNut tried the same kind of thing last year dealing with deadlines. How'd that work out for him and his 'former' lawyer? Is he now saying he faxed it and it went through? Or is it the good ole - "I tried to fax it but no I didn't bother to get a confirmation, so you just have to trust me?' defense.

Anonymous said...

Someone should offer Chris $1000 if he can show proof that Delbert's fax machine actually accepted his fax. It's high time for fax bounty! (like a facts bounty, but not.)

It's been a while since I've used one, but I think most sending fax machines usually print out a confirmation after the document is received at the other end.

Lost Count Areddy said...

Only paranoid people stand around the fax machine, whistling and pooting, waiting for a confirmation report to be regurgitated.....sometimes ten minutes later. And Delbert wouldn't lie. Hell, the man don't even know his name!

Anonymous said...

Is Charles Johnson aka The Red Menace (btw: the Soviet Union is suing him for Trademark infringement) really offering a $100,000.00 reward for the first person that can produce a fax confirmation?

Anonymous said...

Only paranoid people wait around for a fax confirmation?

Mmmm, I pretty much always check to make sure my fax went through, especially if the document is important and needs to be at its destination in a short amount of time. It's also convenient to keep a copy so if someone says, "I didn't get it", you can at least show them the confirmation and say, "well, it was sent and says it went through".

I guess if he'd waited around whistling and pooting on his confirmation, he would know if it went through or not.

Who Would Doubt Degbart? said...

Yep; 8:30 is a paranoid pooter.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, well, at least I don't have to make excuses via Facebook on why I can't ever seem to file my work in a timely manner. I'll take someone anal about doing their job right all day over anyone that finds it more convenient to refuse responsibility and give excuses ad nauseum. Over Facebook.

Once you're in the real world and have a job with actual responsibilities, you may learn that keeping records of things you do that pertain to your work is good practice. In my line of work, it's necessary to protect myself and those patients I treat. In this case, had he just had a copy of the confirmation letter and given the SOS office a call about it (how most adults handle business), I'm sure it would have easily fixed the problem. Instead, it's his word only and going to Facebook over it is just juvenile. It's the same stale act he's played over and over.

Anonymous said...

So let's see: McDaniel is late for a deadline, argues that SOS office is lying but has no evidence to reproduce of this, takes to Facebook anyway to accuse SOS office of lying and trying to publicly degrade him to light his fan base up, SOS office offers that fax servers show no fax from McDaniel, McDaniel quietly removes Facebook post with erroneous charges.

Say it ain't so!

You'd think after a guy has been "wronged" so many times, he'd be leery of this happening and keep records to prove it. You'd also think his fan base would start wondering how so many things can go so wrong and start wishing Chris could prove his claims to put it back in the wrongdoer's face(s).

You'd think.

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