Monday, June 15, 2015

Jackassery alert: Rachel Dolezal edition.

The Jackassery Department of Jackson Jambalaya produced this little video that is a satirical take on the Rachel Dolezal controversy.*






The woman clearly has some mental issues. She tries to pass off a black man as her father. OK, there might be a legitimate family dispute in that situation that is none of our business.  However, what totally shows her true character is the little episode where she claimed she was getting hate mail but it was discovered that she was sending the hate mail to herself. (Police drop hate crime investigation.) Drama queen?  That little stunt is nothing but race-baiting and racist in nature. Hate crime hoaxes should be placed right there with cross-burnings in terms of racist acts that deserve nothing but scorn and contempt. Both try to agitate racism and hatred towards a racial group.  Whatever good she might have done with her life has been completely poisoned by her ends justify the means morality.  The phony hate mail shows her true character.

Meanwhile, there are two of her paintings up for sale on Ebay. She is a pretty good artist.



Ebay auction for first painting.



Ebay auction for second painting.

Kingfish note: Uh, oh, just had a though. You know who else was a painter, don't you?

The song in the video was used in the movie CB4. 

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Let's see...
Leonardo Da Vinci, Winston Churchill, George W Bush, Tony Bennett, and Red Skelton and Bob Hope come immediately to mind.

Are those the ones you were thinking of KF are did you just want to play to the myth that artists are all crazy?

Since 10-15% of the human population is crazy, it's pretty easy to use " crazy" to stereotype!

Anonymous said...

7:47 -- In this case she is! Does Adolph Hitler also come to mind?

Anonymous said...

I was going to answer George W. Bush, but I'd rather say Joni Mitchell.

Anonymous said...

Thanks, KF. Enjoyed the video, though I think maybe James Brown's "Say it Loud, I'm Black and I'm Proud" might have been a better soundtrack.

Anonymous said...

Kingfish, why do you consistently cull my comments? Yeah, I mentioned the word black, but so have others. My comments are much less provocative than many others.....

Judging The King said...

3:59; At any given time, Kingfish may exhibit racist tendencies and at other times is outright racist in his own remarks, if not insinuations and suggestions. Then at other times he'll lash out and call a poster a racist. He could be sticking his finger in the wind of reader popularity or he could just have multiple personalities. Or he could be, as yet, undefined, in his own head.

noel said...

Kingfish is racist for making fun of that black woman for being white. Only black people can do that. #AskRachel

Anonymous said...

Too funny. Rachel WhackJob sued Howard U for discrimination against her because she was white.

Anonymous said...

It is about integrity Kass. Too bad you and your JFP toadies don't get it.

'My dad's exodus, the great migration to the North from the Deep South where they left on the midnight train because a white officer harassed and threatened to, was about ready to, beat his dad with a billy club and he whipped around and actually slapped the officer to his knees,' Dolezal said while being interviewed by Taylor Weech for a podcast of her father's journey.'

'They got out of town on the midnight train because as a black family in the deep south if you had any kind of a negative altercation with a white cop where you stood up for yourself it was gonna go badly for you.'

She then went on to say her father became a cop, and shared a story about his time in the Marines.

'He has 24 years in the Marines too, so of course had three attempts on his life by white subordinates in the military because he was a superior officer,' she said.


There is no nuance Kass. No shoes to walk in. Nothing asymmetrical about any of it. She flat out lied and fabricated. Your friend didn't resist transparency, she concocted it and abused it.

Anonymous said...

She was NEVER a professor Kass. Maybe she was doing some sales on the side.

Anonymous said...

Kass, can we talk about that impeccable artwork? LOL

Anonymous said...

Oh NO Kass and Donna. Not the HuffPo?!

Rachel Dolezal's Artwork Is Not Only Problematic, It Might Be Plagiarized

Anonymous said...

By the way Donner, since you are hyperventilating again about the press moving too quickly. Remember this little JFP problem?

Can we say tasteless? Once again her hatred for all things Melton leads her to write a very irresponsible story which she later admitted was based on unconfirmed information. It's pretty clear she means Melton is about to die and decides she just has to scoop everyone else in town. Of course, it never occured to her if Melton was going home, then family and/or friends would be there as well to take him home. Once it becomes clear Melton is not going to die, she changes the story to the one seen in the second screen shot. Imagine her histrionics if the Clarion-Ledger had done this.

Anonymous said...

Ground Control to Kass.

In a series of interviews last year Rachel Dolezal told an Eastern Washington University art student that her ex-husband expected her to look like a white woman.

She said it was this very oppressive experience where she had to deny her blackness,” said Lauren Campbell, who is black.
.....
Dolezal’s ex-husband, Kevin Moore, is black. Attempts by The Spokesman-Review to reach Moore have been unsuccessful.

The remarks about her marriage occurred after the filming ended, Campbell said. She said Dolezal told her that her ex-husband asked her to bleach her hair, straighten it and keep her skin light.

The interviews occurred long before Dolezal’s family released a wedding picture of the couple with Dolezal looking as she described.

Anonymous said...

Kass, commencing countdown, engines on.

Later Dolezal recalls choosing where to sit in the cafeteria while an undergraduate student at Belhaven University in Mississippi.

“From the first day in the cafeteria in undergrad there was one black table and all the rest were white tables,” Dolezal said. “So I went and sat at the black table because, you know, that looked more like my family. It was like making a choice again.”

Anonymous said...

"Later Dolezal recalls choosing where to sit in the cafeteria while an undergraduate student at Belhaven University in Mississippi."

We should have spotted the fraud then. If she was really black she would have gone to Tougaloo :-)

Counting Windmills said...

The last ten posts were made by the same person. That has to be a new record for Jackassery.

Junior Samples Jr. said...

Somebody is defending the JFP.

That is Jackassery taken to a new level.



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