Monday, June 8, 2015

Meet the Anderson "Administration"

or "Wanted: Assistant to the Head Lettuce Washer".  Did Representative Jeramey Anderson (D-Boys State) watch Coming to America too many times?  The Tulane grad is the youngest member of the Mississippi Legislature.  Check out the Anderson "Administration" and judge for yourself. 












Kingfish note: If any legislators are interested, I wouldn't mind becoming the assistant to the assistant Chief of Staff for someone. 

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

How in the hell does he pay all of those people?

Anonymous said...

He forgot to put "I AM A BIG F***ING DEAL" at the top in 60 point Impact font with flashing police light GIFS on each end.

Anonymous said...

This is fascinating. So many questions...is he serious? are these people on someone's payroll? does saying your photographs have been put on bulletin boards intend to impress? does he not know how to use proper grammar or does he just not care?

Anonymous said...

Curious to know how this compares to other Reps and how he funds all of this. He may be the largest minority employer in Moss Point,Ms.

Anonymous said...

There is no staff to speak of for legislators in the legislature. They share a secretary for 7 or 8 legislators a piece.
Young Rep. Anderson is creating this illusion out of whole cloth. These people are not on the state payroll. He probably pays them very little or nothing. I'd be willing to bet they have other day time jobs as well.

Anonymous said...

All show meant for the gullible in his district who are swayed by that sort of self-boosterism.

Anonymous said...

From the screenshots provided, it looks like the next hire for Rep. Anderson should be a copy editor.

Anonymous said...

The grammar nazi in me just fell out after reading those screenshots.

Anonymous said...

I thought the Clayton Kelly operation was cray cray. Here's a mega @$$ ton of cray cray.

Anonymous said...

Stunned………….just stunned…………..this epitomizes EVERYTHING that people stereotypically say and now we have it in writing. Who did the glamour shots (chief photographer or videographer) and I'm just curious if the staff member with the English degree from Tougaloo did the editing. God help us!

Anonymous said...

From USC to Univ of South Alabama. Not sure I would brag about that?

Anonymous said...

Circumspection is not the honorable gentleman's strong suit!

Anonymous said...

Nuts. Just plain nuts. I to get out this crazy state. Nuts.

Anonymous said...

Ya'll jus jealous cause ya'll ain't got no staff videographer.

Anonymous said...

My photography has also been featured on bulletin boards. Never thought about adding it to the resume.

Anonymous said...

From his webpage - Democrats cut taxes for 95 percent of working families, provided help for small businesses and homeowners, and strengthened consumer protections for anyone who has a credit card or a bank loan.​

Democrats have provided relief for hardworking Americans who lost their jobs through no fault of their own.​

My party is moving forward with the “Made in America” economic plan...

Hyperbole much?
Don't think he is looking for any crossover votes.

Anonymous said...

Surely this is a hoax, right? No way Anderson is this delusional. I feel like I'm reading The Onion and the atrocious grammar and suspect qualifications are intentional. Kingfish, is this for real?

Anonymous said...

This idiot has lost his mind. There's so much to say about his ignorance. Who wants to bet that their real jobs are at McDonalds. One work de fries, one sweep de bathrooms, one answer de drive thru...you get the point. One thang is certain for this up and coming nobody-He needs to be schooled on diversity. He's delusional.

Anonymous said...

Where is the security detail that he requires when he travels?

Anonymous said...

Please follow him on Instagramm, @jerameydanderson. His daily selfies will inspire you to strive for your best self, and of course for a better Mississippi. Not sure why he hires a photographer when he is so skilled at tapping that selfie button on his iPhone.

Anonymous said...

Give Representative Anderson a Derby hat and he could make a guest appearance on the Amos and Andy show.

Anonymous said...

Priceless. I am stunned... and ribs sore from laughing...
Thank you for this!

Anonymous said...

@ 8:00. He is documenting his life so that one day Ken Burns' grandson can make a PBS documentary about the #futureSpeaker #futurePresident.

Anonymous said...

Jhai clearly has had glamour shot practice. I believe that The Cheif Photographer will be very excited to work with him.

Anonymous said...

Funny for sure. But deserving of so much venom?

Anonymous said...

He's keeping a diary?

Anonymous said...

He is a clear product of the "everyone gets a trophy" generation. Parents have raised kids of his generation to believe they are great just for being. Greatness comes from doing and achieving, not from existing. His selfie-self-absorbed persona is a product of our society. How do we fix it???? We probably can't. We have created the monster & now we must tolerate it. I'll stop now. I'm reminding myself of my grandfather.

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