Friday, February 27, 2015

Hinds County candidates

Here they are. Read 'em and weep:



27 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm gettin' the hell out of hinds co. ASAP.

Anonymous said...

What about District Attorney?

Anonymous said...

Run fast as you can.

Anonymous said...

All of you Madison Couny shitheads phuck off. Get a life. On another note, Cedric Morgan will be a great replacement for Mrs. Dunn.

Anonymous said...

DA's qualify with the state parties, not with the county. Different list. But candidates are Alexander and S-Smith.

Anonymous said...

What about supervisors? Anybody got that list?

Anonymous said...

Thanks 8:10

Anonymous said...

@8:10
What's your source? The only news media reporting that Robert Smith is running is Mississippi link which says Smith "announced today." However, Smith has made no public announcement or comment.

Kingfish said...

RSS and SA qualified. Its on the Democrat Party list. I'm posting it tomorrow.

8:10 here. said...

Both the parties (Dems and Repubs) have listed all the folks that have qualified with them on their websites (statewides, district wide, legislators, and ....... hold it.......hold it......hold it..... District Attorneys.

You can go there and see all the District Attorney candidates. I don't depend on "news media" for my sources. They are often wrong.

And Smith does not have to make a public announcement or comment to be running. Realize there are some idiots like you that need that kind of statement to believe it, but all that is really required is the filing of the form and paying of the fee.

Anonymous said...

Thank you, KF.

Anonymous said...

Hell KF, if the idiot wants to accept 'news media' sources and not bother to look it up himself, but rather post idiotic questions here, why do his work for him. Its there for the looking, and it does show S-Smith and Alexander as having filed. Let him live in his on wonder world.

Anonymous said...

So how does a registered sex offender get to run for office?

http://state.sor.dps.ms.gov/OffenderDetails.aspx?Display=Main&Id=376292

Anonymous said...

7:06:

Enjoy your semi-literate overlords, car-jackers, and a water bill that approximates the mortgage on your rapidly depreciating house ....

Anonymous said...

5:21 AM. I will. I do. Now go get some sleep. Blogging hate at 5:21 in the MORNING. Better yet hire yourself a bed mate, male or female, and if that doesn't work, grab Fistina. You need some stress relief badly.

Anonymous said...

If you're a lawyer practicing in Hinds County, you know that THE person to vote for to replace Barbara Dunn is Zack Wallace. He works in that office and he is amazing. Super efficient and gracious.

Just $Saying said...

Zack Wallace will make a great Circuit Clerk, also glad to see the Assessor has no opponent as he & his office serves the Public well.

Anonymous said...

Who is running for stokes seat? Anybody running against Graham?

Anonymous said...

So glad Santore Bracey has entered race for tax collector. Bright shining star for future of Hinds County! Honest, hardworking and smart! We need to elect him!

Anonymous said...

Santore Bracey for Tax Collector, without a doubt.
Smart young man with vision for the County and the City.

Anonymous said...

Tony Greer running for Sup. and PSC??

Anonymous said...

Santore Bracey is the right one for Hinds County- someone that actually CARES about the county and knows how to treat his employees!

Anonymous said...

um, what about the rapist/felon/ registered sex offender/ defrocked man of the cloth and down right puppy kicker Stallworth? is it really legal for that clown to hold any public office?

Anonymous said...

I do not live in Hinds county but I know Santore Bracey personally. He, his wife and mother were care givers to my parents. He is a very thoughtful, articulate and caring man. Hinds county will do well to elect and have him in a leadership position.

Good Luck, Santore!!

Anonymous said...

SANTORE FOR TAX COLLECTOR
Lets get someone who deserves the position in office and see some positive change

Anonymous said...

Curious as to what Bracey feels needs to be fixed in the Tax Collector's office.

Anonymous said...

Its a difficult place to work. A very hostile environment. The employees are forced to work extra hours and only have 30m for lunch. Fair also forces them to not only pay for his campaign shirts but wear them or be fired. I was just there Friday 3/6 n they were asking me to vote for him! Illegal! Time for a change!!!! Good time for Bracey

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