Monday, February 23, 2015

Hate it when this happens

Warning: Language.  Knocked out colder than a punch by Foreman.


Anonymous said...

Why do these people even wear pants? You could never to be ready to rumble if you get tripped up by or have to keep on hand on your own pants!!!

Anonymous said...

I love the pine tree air freshener around his neck. This is a great idea. We should require all Cochran supporters to wear one.

Anonymous said...

The air freshener necklace is a nice touch.

Anonymous said...

You can't fix stupid - and these "people" are just plain stupid.

Anonymous said...

Warning: Evolution in progress

Anonymous said...

Comments so racial..... Don't know how you live with yourself.

Anonymous said...

Warning: Evolution in reverse!

Anonymous said...

1:30 In the interest of equal opportunity I'd like to remind everyone that the new season of "Party Down South" has started, for those who prefer to laugh at white knuckleheads.

Happy now?

Anonymous said...


It's easy!! We simply are aware of facts!

Anonymous said...

Comments so racial..... Don't know how you live with yourself.

We're doing quite fine, thank you. And, surprisingly, without you.

Where's The Racism said...

The man's pants are lower than his waist. Something was said about that.

He has a pine tree air freshner around his neck. Something was said about that.

Somebody said he is stupid.

He appears to be black but nothing was said about that.

Somehow, however, in review, the knucklehead at 1:30 parachutes in to claim racism.

Anonymous said...


Something was also said about a certain portion of voters/ supporters ( of Thad Cochran) who are, for the most part, perceived to 'liberal democrats' ergo African American and requiring the voters to wear an air freshener around their neck that is in the shape of a tree.

I wonder why requiring that WHOLE block of voters requiring to wear a pine tree shaped air freshener around their neck would be percieved as racist?

Furthermore, regarding requirements, if indeed it is not a joke or insinuation of a really really fuc*ed up past, then why does the commentor limit the block of voters to a pine tree shape? Why not a cross? Why not a symbol of the moon or sun? Why not a shape of their choosing if an air freshener is required for a proposal to identify segments of society?
Why is limited to one shape- that of a tree ( species: pine?)

Furthermore, would you agree that requiring any segment of the population to wear a shape around their neck to signifiy something of significance and/ or disapproval is in any way akin to the Third Reich of Germany?

Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...

Typical 7:58 what is typical?

Anonymous said...

February 23, 2015 at 7:01 PM = future JFP intern

Anonymous said...

I'd rather be branded a future JFP intern than to be branded a 'typical racist' or rather in this case, a 'creative racist' whose laughs chuckle out of what seemingly is the 1960's v 2.0.

There are many times when people claim racism when none is intended, but that comment about wearing a pine tree freshener around the necks of Thad Cochran supporters evoked some pretty gnarly imagery and didn't take too many logical leaps ( actually none at all) in order to call a spade a spade, or in this case, a 'creative racist'.

And this is supposed to be a Christian holy roller state? Are you trying to sell me a bridge?
I'm not buying it at all.
God forbid we think for ourselves lest we be called a
'typical librul'.
I can buy a gadsden flag too and wave that bitch around, but I think I'll save my money for something worthwhile.
Work for Donna Ladd? For free? Bwahahaaaaa! She's just the polar opposite of you. She has a political agenda and God forbid any free thought/ analysis.
I actually believe my own ramblings thank you very much.

Anonymous said...

7:01 pm/9:40 pm

You're right.

These people know they are racists but they will deny it every time.

They know they see this behavior as typical of blacks but don't see Honey Booboo's family as typical of whites.

They can't judge people on their character, intelligence, behavior or success in life because that would make them feel worthless. So, they have to hunt around for those they can feel " better than" and stereotyping an entire group based on the behavior of a few really helps them. Being white is their primary basis for sense of superiority.

That's no different from blacks who do the same thing.

As a white person, I'm glad you called them out.

Ironic, isn't it, that they want the black community to denounce and rid themselves of poorly dressed teens behaving badly , of political race baiters and crooks and the like but they can't take it when we try to do that by confronting them on their bad behaviors.

They do not know when they are inappropriately attired or how sickening their teeth and breath can be or how irritating and uncouth their behavior is either.

They don't know they too lack manners and that spending a lot of money doesn't buy taste for them either. Nor do they know they sound equally ignorant.

Here's a hint to all racists. Look in the mirror and compare yourself and your behavior to those of your race who seem successful and happy. Try to mimic what they do, including educating yourself.

Anonymous said...

You're logic is entirely flawed. I'm racist, and I don't secretly hide it. Everyone I know, black or white, knows where I stand on race issues.

We can't fix the problem until we address it.

Anonymous said...

9:40, the only person doing any 'branding' here is you.

8:21 Pretense... is actually the same person as 7:01/9:40

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