Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Awwww, isn't this cute?

Look what the anti-vaccers have come up with: their own children's book.

Pay the $3 and download from Amazon. It is horrifying to read.   Make no mistake. The author is not someone who is saying there are too many vaccines or the shot schedule should be delayed.  She is completely against vaccines and favors exposing kids to measles. 


Anonymous said...

does it end with Melanie attending the funeral of a neighborhood friend who dies from the disease? thought not..

Gregory House, MD said...

Don't forget about the sequel:

"Sarah's Superb Subacute Sclerosing Panencephalitis"

Anonymous said...

No thanks, I've read enough garbage in the title. No need giving her three dollars to help her validate her stupid and dangerous ideas.

Anonymous said...

Do they have any measles parties in this book? Because willfully spreading a highly contagious disease IS the 'murrican freedum way!

'Measles parties' a bad idea, California public health officials warn

Anonymous said...

Required reading for all Tea Party and Home Schooled children. There next book is titled "The Republican Party is the Devil"

Anonymous said...

Check here for some of the 'trolls' hitting the Amazon comments about the book:


Anonymous said...

Hi! My namee is Billy, and i am 6 yeers old. My momy said meezls are mrvlus. She teechs me at home. I am going to a birthdy party satirday. My bests friend ever Tommy will be 6. His momy said to bring a funny odd gift. I'm bringing my tea party daddy. He is funy and odd. Tommy will think it's great cause my Dady makes his Dady laff. Tommy dady calls my my Dady a loser. Tommy thinks that funy.

Anonymous said...

Its all fun and games till the Tea Party kooks come to your town. Madison is getting a triple dose this year. Wait till these Tea Party candidates come knocking on your door with their non-vaccinated virus riddled bodies. Go ahead....answer the door, shake their hands, invite them inside to meet the family. "Hi Im Bill Billinglsy, this is Julia Hodges and Joel Bomgar, we would like to come in your home and talk to you and your family about how the Tea Party loves measles. Can we get a hug first?"

Anonymous said...

Dear Billy's mom: This is Tommy's mom. You and your loser tea party husband and Billy are not welcomed at Tommy's birthday party Saturday unless you bring a note from the health clinic saying you have had your damn shots. Hell, even my dog has had his shots.

Anonymous said...

Have any candidates come out against mandated vaccinations? If so, I would like to see it. Looks like this is the same ole commenter linking good men and good candidates to a few loud wackos.

Anonymous said...

Holy crap. I thought this Measle Party stuff was a joke. These people need to be put in jail. As for 8:43 if you sleep with dogs you get the fleas.

Anonymous said...

@8:43. You are all wackos, kooks, freaks, weirdoes, losers. You tea party people have caused enough trouble in this state. As long as we have your names we will hound you out of the state till there is none of you left. You have no one to turn to. No one wants you. The Dems hate you and the GOP wants you gone gone gone. After August there will be very few of you left and those that are will go underground fast. None of your candidates want to be associated with you anymore but people have LONG memories. We know who they are. They will be dealt with at the polls.

Anonymous said...

"Where's the courthouse?"

"Voting irregularities!"

"That's right- people voted against us! Something is wrong!"

"Still can't find that courthouse."

"Preventing us from truing the vote by hiding the courthouse!"

"Let's make vaccinations voluntary THIS year. Then next year we can BAN them!"

"Good Idea! No one will notice!"

"McDaniel and Palin both need more money to defeat the libtards!"

"I'd donate more but my Nigerian lottery winnings are still quarantined in customs."

Anonymous said...

The legislature should look at addressing real issues, like reducing the state's debt load, instead of wasting time with dangerous proposals that fiddle with vaccination laws.

Anonymous said...

1. Measles is a highly contagious and potentially devastating disease which may cause pneumonia, encephalitis and even death, especially in younger children under age 5 or those with compromised immune systems.
2. death rates from measles have been substantially reduced due to vaccination, although over 100,000 people per yr still DIE of measles (mayoclinic.org).
3. there are legitimate medical reasons to avoid vaccination such as compromised immune systems (e.g., children with leukemia, on chemotherapy, etc).
4. Risks and complications from vaccination are not unheard of but are FAR less frequent than the risks from measles exposure. It is playing the odds and relying on statistical empirical evidence which supports vaccination.
5. People will believe whatever they want regardless of factual evidence or reason; better to remain a fool in silence than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt. Unfortunately we now see a vocal group of idiots clamoring to avoid vaccination for a variety of reasons. This is by no means limited to any political party affiliation, religion or group, so please stop harping on the tea party.
6. If you want a personal belief exemption (which is a problem if California, the fruit and nut capital of the U.S., where magical thinking abounds regarding the miracle effects of diet and vitamins, channeling, global warming and a myriad of other topics) to avoid measles vaccination you will see more cases of measles (duh!).
7. If your child is not vaccinated, you should be banned from public school attendance. It is your choice to exposure your child to the dangers of the disease but not to expose other people's children.
8. If your unvaccinated child contracts measles you should be held personally financially liable for any damages incurred by anyone exposed to that child who becomes infected. So if your neighbor's child with leukemia gets exposed and dies due to your stupidity and ignorance, you should be able to be sued accordingly (just like any other tort claim regarding negligence for what you knew or should have known...).

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