Jackson Jambalaya

Not sure what I'm 'supposed' to be seeing here...but I'll give it a shot. Nobody patronizing Pizza Hut or PetCo at 8 PM on a weeknight? Huge-ass pothole in the middle of their parking lot? Hot-and-heavy Kudzu Cannibis meeting going on in their new HQ in the old bank building nextdoor? Probably the crazy naked homeless lady slinging her belongings all over the Frontage Road just out of view? What do I win?

I'll bite. What the hell does this mean?

It's a small town...

If you're looking for a good time, you're a little bit late
They roll up the sidewalks at a quarter to eight...

It's a small town...

Pizza groomers?
Are you indulging in Q anon conspiracy theories now?

For those with IQs less than 100, it means that normally, this business is very busy, being a pizza restaurant (and on a Wednesday night). However, due to the water crisis from Chalk Lines Lumumba, it is dead. This was a self created crisis by the mayor. He's been there several years and has done nothing to help it. No jobs have been posted, it's not come up, and he's focused on being in movies and getting alleged kickbacks from Richards.

Closed due to no water. Just like other businesses, government offices, and schools. The implications of this failure are going to be lasting and massive.

@7:46
You missed the joke. We are all supposed to pretend to not know why. You must be knew to the internet, because you lost. Definitely not as high IQ as you think you are.

Actually, he is right. Didn't even think of the grooming part as I was trying to crop out to Petco sign.

I was just wondering who was working late. Didn't know that building next door was currently occupied...

Enjoy whatever view you can while you can. Before long it’ll be a business housed in a hut made of sticks and mud alongside a goat path if Mare-for-Life-If-He-Just-Wants-To-Be Labumbla persists in his governance.

That is a GIANT freakin' cat!!!

No dead body in the parking lot? I'm just spit balling here.

How do you know that is a 30 minute parking space if no one is parking there?

Pizza Hut is having to adjust its business hours. The cbd store has incurred late night munchies starting at midnight instead of 8pm.

Well my IQ has tested closer to 200 than 100 but I don't get it. There's no news and nothing to see here.

I think if Fish Man would delve back into the way back machine of the Clarion Ledger archives, he's find that back in the late 60's-early 70's the Pizza Hut in this location was the former location of a fine dining establishment known as The Kings Inn.

Perhaps a Pizza Hut employee was actually able to read and comprehend the sticker on the employee bathroom mirror that reads "All employees must wash hands before returning to work."

That would be a first.

In the mayors own words; "jackson will not prosper with gentrification. The citizens of jackson will save itself by their own cultural ways. People will work for items to be sold, and be traded. Money is not the only way to survive."

So that said, The man who owns the pizza place is depending on patron 1 to bring the dough, patron 2 to bring the sauces, another the protein, and so on... How they got them, it doesn't matter, his doors are open so that the government provides electricity.
Pizza man make pies and feeds the locals until they gone. nap time after that.

Jackson Ms. 3rd world styling, they don't appear proud, and they not sounding proud

I like the big eroded spots in the parking lot, made by fluids leaking from cars. That's a feature of Downtown Jackson, too, where those spots are especially deep.

Is this exercise like the IQ test moment in 'Malcolm in the Middle', where Malcolm, after a glance at a photo, spends the next five minutes telling the Principal everything wrong in the photo?

How much water does it take to cook a pizza? And I don't think they're washing any type of dishes. Cups/glasses, silverware? Not even pots and pans..