Jackson Jambalaya

Dow Yoder is a hot mess.

No sanctions for Carlos the Clown?!?!

Yet another reminder that attorneys are the overpaid “legal” grifters and crooks. That and their entire “industry” has become a form of racketeering.

No wonder everyone knows a good lawyer joke.


Q: Why did God invent lawyers?
A: So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.

Carlos continues to skate-

We can't all have the steadfast integrity and character of non-lawyers like Phil Bryant, Stacy Pickering, Brett Favre, Tater Tot, the Dibiase Family, and the News Family.

May we all strive to emulate such beacons of morality.

@9:16, so what if anything do you do?

Geez. Two dudes I know made the list.

I would love to see Adrienne Wooten's name on that list.

@11:22 AM

This is 9:16 AM

I work for a hedge fund.

At noon, an attorney drives out to the highway to get some lunch where he parks near a mangled armadillo crawling into the weeds and drops to his knees and begins ratcheting off its shell.
Whereupon the armadillo asks: "Can't you wait til I'm dead?"
To which the lawyer replied:"Whaddya think I am, a vulture?"

@Krusatyr
I snorted and shook my head.

Q: Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?
A: Because deep down, they're really good people.

Here's a funny one. Man makes fun of lawyers. Man's house burns down and insurance says not covered. Man hires lawyer

Ask a lawyer.?
If you get sick and go to a doctor do you tell the doc your a lawyer???

Lawyer jokes are nothing but lazy attempts at humor.

And besides, they're all anecdotes anyway...

Carlos the Clown is a great attorney. Don't you see all of his social media posts letting folks know how great he is?

There are only one type of people who don’t laugh at lawyer jokes.

How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles. "My dear woman," Darrow replied, "ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that question."

9:16…..I just fell out of my chair. I might need a lawyer to help me sue you for causing the accident! Hedge fund manager has a moral high ground over real estate agents? Hilarious! What did a realtor do to you? They ONLY get paid at the closing. It’s IMPOSSIBLE for them to grift anyone.

Hedge fund??? - now that's an honest days work.

What do you call a lawyer that made all C's in law school?

Your Honor.

Was the M Bar included in these sanctions?

9:16: "Yet another reminder that attorneys are the overpaid “legal” grifters and crooks. That and their entire “industry” has become a form of racketeering."

11:22: "@9:16, so what if anything do you do?"

9:16/12:02: "I work for a hedge fund."

HAHAHAHAHA

As the son of a lawyer that is now retired, I always enjoyed flipping to the back of the MS Law magazine and reading the reprimands and disbarments….

What the difference between a dead snake and a dead lawyer laying in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the snake…. Lol

Remember, the first step to a Profitable Law Practice is keeping your license.

At 4:12, when I was in law school, it went like this —

A law students become law professors
B law students become judges
C law students become millionaires

However, that was 30+ years ago.🥴
Pretty sure Dow Yowder was in my class, different section. The first letter I ever received addressed to “The Honorable ____” was from Mark Watts, the most laid back, easy-going guy ever. Ahh, memory lane.

I really do appreciate lawyer jokes as a member of the legal community. However, as I always say - everyone loves to rag on lawyers until they need one.

The best lawyer jokes are usually the ones told by lawyers but they involve an understanding of law to understand the joke.

Now, KF, please share all the medical doctor disciplinary actions. We'd love to know what goes on the medical world.

No.

The Medical Board posts the disciplinary actions on its website. Look under Board Actions.

They aren't buried in the industry magazine in an online viewer with no zoom function to blow up the tiny print.

There are rotten apples in every barrel. Lawyers have not cornered the market on dishonesty, incompetency, laziness, etc.

"Lawyers have not cornered the market on dishonesty, incompetency, laziness, etc."

Damn, have a little patience!