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Trollfest '09
Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Trollfest '07
Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
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Adults in charge.
Thanks to Biden things are happening, right? Bwa ha ha ha ha. Note: Biden couldn't find Mississippi on a map with his sycophants pointing at it.
Yay!!! Thank you for letting us know.
Good news for Jackson, thanks to Tate Reeves and the Incident Command team at OB Curtis. This is something that Baby Chock could have done over a week ago when the first pump failed. Or when the second pump failed. But no. All Baby Chock did was talk about the rain water was causing problems at the plant; no mention of the failed pumps (which by the way are off site, but nothing has been done by the city over the past couple of weeks toward getting them repaired.)
Simple solutions. Does it take effort? Yes. Does it take money? Yes. But is it necessary and proper management? Absolutely. And that is the difference between what real leaders do and what idiots that only flap their gums at press conferences blaming others do.
What say you, Lyin’ Ludumbda?
The Governor needs to take over billing and the accounts receivable until he collects enough to pay back the taxpayers of Mississippi. I as a taxpayer should not be held responsible for the total incompetence on the part of Chokwe and his staff. If the City of Jackson does not have to pay a price for their failures this governor or the next one will have to step in and fix something else.
Put Republicans in charge and look what happens.... progress!
Where's the rest of it
I’m no fan of Tate, but his leadership in this matter is appreciated. The obvious question is why can he get this done in less than a week while the “mayor” has not been able to do anything except blame others?
Good to get some pros working instead of Chock-O-Nuts. Never send a boy after a man’s job.
It's sad that the State had to step in to make common sense decisions to get the plant operational. Like seriously, no one at the City or Public Works could say, "hey why don't we rent some pumps and contract labor to get the plant operational."
Thank you Governor Reeves!
Apparently not that hard to do. Just need to get folks off of their collective asses and work the problem.
tater is anti-turbid. I'm triggered
Chokwe will be on tv soon to take all of the credit for getting the pump in.
That pump certainly looks like it will provide plenty of water for the 160,000 people living in Jackson.
Just need qualified, competent boss men.
Headline on WLBT “President Biden calls Jackson mayor to hear firsthand about water crisis”, shouldn’t he be calling Tate? Antar hadn’t done squat except neglect the problem.
Thanks CAL for bringing negative attention to this state. Why didn’t you comply with the EPA order? Was this too federal for you?
Thank you Governorfor renting and installing this toy pump, an important intermediate partial 10% fix. When do 2 newly purchased big mama pumps arrive on site?
I think the state would have stepped up much earlier if what’s his name )Mayor) had agreed to let the state manage the recovery. It would have been sheer folly to just provide money, lots of money, to the city to contract their favorite unqualified stooges to correct the problems. It would have been akin to giving your drug addicted brother in law $150,000 in cash to enroll in a rehab program. It’s amazing how much qualified organized people can do.
That’s a small air operated water pump. You can go rent one almost anywhere. It will not do anything whatsoever to provide pressure to the water mains in Jackson.
I heard the governor say that some $8 million has been spent so far to fix all the problems. The mayor has said the city agrees in principal to split the costs 50-50 with the state. Does anybody believe he'll actually honor his commitment, given how much he lies about everything?
Antar said that his people fixed it.
Wonder if Tate consulted with the landscape architect who was in charge of public works? This, for me, is the biggest issue I have with Lumumba. Why not put a plumber in charge instead of an architect? Possibly a cardiothoracic surgeon, teacher, electrician maybe, but why a architect to run public works? That doesn't make sense.
Watch the Governor’s press conference. Prepare to be blown away by the contrast between the mayor’s dog and pony shows and
the State’s deliberate sense of urgency. It’s breathtaking.
I don’t see how Antar lasts his term.
Damn. The Public Works department certainly knows how to rent pumps. They have been renting pumps - dozens of them - over the past four years to use as bypass pumps for the failed sewer lines. Why couldn't they rent a pump for the water treatment plant. Certainly they realize that pumps can move regular water just like they can s**t filled water.
Maybe its because no respectable company will rent anything to the city any longer - they only recently paid a company for three years of rental on sewer pumps. And then a meeting later, had to pay another company for over two years worth of past due bills for sewer bypass pumps.
But we can't talk about incompetence - this is nothing but systemic (whatever that is) racism here. Nothing to do with ability or lack thereof.
You call THAT a PUMP?
Next up..........
Running Richard's disposal out of town and getting Waste Management back on the job.
Then, we can move onto hiring SEAL Team 6 to address the crime problem.
Who knows? Jackson might make it !!
The children have had their little fun. Now it’s time for the grown ups to come in and clean up the mess.
Didn’t the Mayor of Jackson recently state publicly that the water was safe to drink? I wonder if his children were “lifted up” and drank that “safe” water?
Why Landscape architect? He could provide a system of outdoor human defecation converted into marxist manure for vegetable equity sufficient to please Lil Choke's free vitamin program for all recipients of free water. Rudebagas sprouting in rotting libraries.⁶
@5:50 PM, the plumber is in charge of bond refinancing and tax accounting.
@6:08 PM, which explains Reeves' assurances in the pressers that vendors are going to get paid.
O boy! Tucker Carlson is doing a profile on Baby Chok!
5:46 says, "I heard the governor say that some $8 million has been spent so far to fix all the problems. The mayor has said the city agrees in principle to split the costs 50-50 with the state. Does anybody believe he'll actually honor his commitment, given how much he lies about everything?"
Mr. Mayor will honor Jackson's commitment because the City's half is coming from the Biden Administration.
Never waste a crisis. Now is the perfect time to put Jackson into receivership and fix our capitol city.
Did ole Chuck never think of renting a pump? How in the heck could chuck set back and do nothing. The gov took over and a day latter things are happening. Citizens of Jackson wake up. We are the laughing stock of the country!!! Another Dem city out of control. First the zoo. Then trash. Now no WATER. Think about it.
Tucker Carlson just skewered the Chokester and showed in 2017 his declaration that Jackson will be the most liberal city in the Universe.
I suppose, 5:50, that Hillman will come up with ways to make worthless water and sewer pipes pretty -- and make cute decorations for Richards garbage cans...
Look! Look at the picture. See the pump. A water pump on the hoist! Jackson’s water plant failed because it needs a pump. A pump to pump the water to all the homes in Jackson. See the pump! The Governor sent the pump! Wait. Look at the pump. It is a small pump. Half the size of a man. Or less. A tiny pump. Not big enough to pump the bilges of a shrimp boat. No matter. The picture worked. It makes it look like the Governor rescued Jackson just like that. And it worked! Read all these comments!
For those of you whose only contribution to this blog is to give the Mayor yet another nickname, please go away. The Mayor deserves much criticism, but using a nickname is a childish way to criticize. More on topic, I have never thanked Tate Reeves for anything, but I do appreciate his leadership on this issue.
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