Friday, August 26, 2022

Billy Bad-Ass of the Day: Heidelberg Edition

 Heidelberg's football coach performed his best redneck imitation of a British soccer fan at a Wayne County football game last night.  You can't make this up.  




Apparently Nowell _____ed around and found out. 

 

Credit: Laurel Leader-Call




83 comments:

Anonymous said...

There is NO REASON in this world for this to happen at a High School sporting event!!! I don't give a DAM who you are!!!!!!! This Coach should not have a job this morning!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Sad really. We wonder why some - not all - players act entitled. They have "adults" in their life that act like this. Morons.

Anonymous said...

I read on a Facebook post where the guy in blue "is a fine Christian man... you won't find a better person..."
Nah, I'm good.
I'll bet both of the guys here are absolute pieces of shit.

Anonymous said...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homo_heidelbergensis

Anonymous said...

It was an attitude adjustment
I guess it was his first time
An attitude adjustment
Now he understands just fine
He got bent out of shape
And he opened his mouth
And just one appointment
Straightened him right out
It was an attitude adjustment
Oh It'll work every time

Anonymous said...

10:06 - Now that's funny right there. Well done

Anonymous said...

Always remember like in a hockey fight, never stop throwing punches.

Anonymous said...

Do any of my MS state taxes go to pay this moron's salary? Why?

Anonymous said...

Wonder if coach bad-ass will have to crab the length of the football field on Monday at practice...? for getting his fat ass kicked...

Anonymous said...

You gotta believe that the sophisticated administration at Heidelberg High made sure there was a morality clause in this dude's contract.

Anonymous said...

These guys obviously misunderstand football's ultimate purpose. It is a replacement for war, aggression is relieved ON the football field. If the guy is a coach, he is an idiot. He should be a politician or something.

Anonymous said...

The only thing that doesn't pass the sniff test to me, is the dude wearing the Heidelberg shirt is said to be Heidelberg's coach. (Taken from other outlets). The only Heidelberg I'm aware of is in the East Jasper School District, and it's a predominately black school and doesn't appear to have a white coach.

Kenny Rogers said...

" Sometimes you have to fight to be a dick"

Anonymous said...

When I go to the games I watch and keep my thoughts to myself. I want to go home in one piece!

Anonymous said...

There have been a lot of reports about parents harassing referees, students attacking referees, but one thing that goes under the radar is a lot of theses coaches are jerks. The are self important asses that have had their egos inflated by the booster club and the Kyles and Chad's of the booster club that grease their palms.

Parent at precious school said...

Typical behavior for Jimbo Nowell. Nobody who knows him will be surprised.

Anonymous said...

Getting in a fight on a set of steps just about guarantees no clear winner. However, even the coach (with the clear advantage of leverage) managed to f--k it up.

He is not role model material. Kind of like most athletes, coaches and parents of athletes.

Anonymous said...

10:06 dammit that was a good one. big props

Anonymous said...

Too many Bud Lites before the game. Happens every time. Yep, he should be unemployed as of today.

Anonymous said...

The difference between ass whoopin medicine and marijuana medicine is that ass whooping medicine works everytime and has millions of years of clinical studies to back it up.

Anonymous said...

😂 🤣 lmao this is your brain on sportsball!

Anonymous said...

Neither one of those pasty white dough balls could fight.

Anonymous said...

10:06, this "fine Christian man" lost his job at Magee a few years ago for threatening another teacher. Heidelberg should have already fired him this morning. If he coaches tonight against Southeast Lauderdale, the superintendent of East Jasper Schools should be fired as well.

https://mageenews.com/pearl-police-investigate-incident-with-jim-nowell/

Anonymous said...

Psychosexual drama - not a fight.

Anonymous said...

I want to be a "father figure". Good job bozo.

https://www.wdam.com/2021/06/28/heidelberg-high-school-hires-3-new-coaches/

Anonymous said...

@ "The only thing that doesn't pass the sniff test to me, is the dude wearing the Heidelberg shirt is said to be Heidelberg's coach. (Taken from other outlets). The only Heidelberg I'm aware of is in the East Jasper School District, and it's a predominately black school and doesn't appear to have a white coach.

August 26, 2022 at 10:26 AM"

Here ya go:
https://www.eastjasper.k12.ms.us/article/665425

Anonymous said...

It was the fuck around of times, it was the find out of times.

—Charles Dickens

Anonymous said...

That's Jim Nowell. He's the head coach at Heidelberg High School. He's had issues before (a very quiet dismissal from a job, a previous arrest, etc.). He thinks he's a tough guy. He's been a strength and conditioning coach in a few places as well. He has that persona. He's a sh*t talker who thinks WWE is real life.

Anonymous said...

Even the New York Post picked it up. Apparently he was there scouting and started trash talking one of the teams. Next thing you know, he goes all Randy Marsh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW1P4M7SYfA

Anonymous said...

He's got to be fired as of this morning. Has to. But it is Heidelburg.

Anonymous said...

For the uninformed and out of towners who was who. Blue and black shirts? Who are they?

Anonymous said...

Y'all, they can't fire coach! He's a fine christian man!
It was just a misunderstandin' wuz all.
Besides, the Dirt Daubers have to play the Bumblebees in September and we NEED him, 'cause we havta WIIIIIIINNNNNNN!!!!

Anonymous said...

Jim nowel is an absolute scum bag. Total steroid douche bag. He has been fired from every job he has ever had for absurd aggressive behavior. He needs to be on medication. The worst part is he is teaching the youth of the state. It is a sad stare of affairs when these people are not punished but given chance after chance to repeat their poor choices.

Anonymous said...

He and hush puppy could be brothers

Anonymous said...

There are several other angles of this on a Facebook page named Offside, which is a page that documents referee abuse by coaches and parents. From one angle, the coach in blue appears to chest bump the guy who invited him to the parking lot, this accelerating the ass whoopin on the coach in blue. There’s also a link to 2015 article where the same coach was arrested in Magee for harassment and bullying via text message. There is no excuse for a coach to sit in the stands and yell obscenities like that. He was supposedly there to scout the teams but he was clearly there instigating and bullying fans in the stands. People like that are dangerous to society. Scary that he works with young people. Or did.

Anonymous said...

He's been fired all over the place. He grabbed a student by the throat among other offenses.

Anonymous said...

Watching this makes you want to move to Heidelberg.

Anonymous said...

[JimRoss]HIS FACE IS A CRIMSON MASK!![/JimRoss]

Anonymous said...

When this blows up and Billy Badass turns out to be Nick Saban's former strength and conditioning coach for 3 years at LSU about 20 years sgo.

Also Billy Badass graduated USM in 1990.


https://lsusports.net/sports/fb/roster/coach/jim-nowell/

Anonymous said...

One Degree of Nick Saban?

Kingfish said...

He would've been an assistant S&C coach. Tommy Moffitt was Saban's head S&C Coach and kept the job until Kelly arrived.

Anonymous said...

How do these rednecks talk so fast when they all worked up?

Anonymous said...

So he was an ASS S&C coach for Saban for a few years?

Treading water ever since?

Got it!

Anonymous said...

Jim Nowell has behaved like this for over 20 years - and despite his bragging, he was never under Saban - he was the girls softball strength coach at LSU, but has coached at MSU and other places. He always quietly leaves after a year or two because of his temper and fighting. There's been numerous parents against him and he seems to move on to another school each time. At some point, he should be put out of business in the coaching field. He tries to terrorize every single person he comes in contact with - including his family, the only ones who don't deserve the shame he's getting right now. He needs to be fired immediately (again).

Anonymous said...

What the hell does Nick Saban have to do with this?

Anonymous said...

Delta private school had a Daddy like that! Big farmer, coached from the stands for every game! Waited at locker room door to dress down coaches. Big embarrassment for the school, but he is very well protected because he flaunts his crop cash.
Because of these dumb jerks, it’s the beginning of the end for high school athletics like it once was. People come to watch and support their kids on the field, and should not have to hear these fools or see mess like this! This coach, his bleacher opponent and all the idiots coaching from the stands are setting fine examples for the kids. Problem with ALL schools is the governing bodies are all wimps, who have the power to control this mess, but don’t have the guts to do it! Check the sidelines, there is always a school admin there during every game. Have you ever seen one of them step in and calm a situation like this. Nope, cause they might lose their job, and it goes on and on. Just stay home and livestream!

Anonymous said...

I have to get a background check before they let me coach tee ball. Who the hell is in charge down there? That fan should sue their ass off even if he did win the fight.

Anonymous said...

Wayne Co is not the place you want to eff around and find out. He's fortunate he didn't wait until the parking lot to fight, he'd go it 10x worse.

Anonymous said...

He's nick is JIMBO???? That's trouble right there.

Anonymous said...

Wait a minute his LinkedIn shows a long long series of 1 to 3 year coach type jobs. Some for much shorter times. Plus a random six months at the Nissan plant. I don’t have a dog in this hunt but that’s a ton of jumping around. Did he really keep getting fired and finding new work over and over. Someone should have figured it out by now you would think. Go see for yourself. It’s crazy. Anyway. What a poor example as a coach.

Anonymous said...

Apparently Jimbo never made to the bottom of page 23 of the Employee Handbook:
https://core-docs.s3.amazonaws.com/documents/asset/uploaded_file/1618389/Employee_Handbook.pdf

Anonymous said...

2:56, I officiate high school sports and yes I have seen several administrators step in and stop foolishness. And I have seen plenty disappear. Some are better than others.

Anonymous said...

The old fart generation is truly pathetic. They had everything handed to them and just throw temper tantrums when they can’t get all the things they feel entitled to.

Anonymous said...

11:29 wins the internet today.

Anonymous said...

That's too funny.

Kirk Fordice and Bert Case were both reincarnated during a Wayne County
High School football game.


Anonymous said...

I feel sorry for this guy’s family. I bet he is a joy to live with.

Anonymous said...

11:29 for the W-I-N !!!!!!!!!!
Am sitting alone and still laughing out loud!
Might be best comment ever on JJ.
(an I ain’t ne’er heard of no Dikens here n these parts, but he’s right bout this scrap)

Anonymous said...

"It was the fuck around of times, it was the find out of times.

—Charles Dickens"

Pure poetry, man.

I can't wait to see it on a Hallmark Card at the drugstore...

Anonymous said...

Coaches have been jerks for years. Terrible teachers, hot heads, hitting on cheerleaders. You name it. Really bad in Delta private schools. I never understood how washed up jocks making $23,000 a year could be so arrogant.

Anonymous said...

We know who Jimbo is now but who is the other embarrassing RedNeck?

Anonymous said...

That video was so countrified I felt like I was back in Mississippi

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately, this dude is The SEC All-Time Hit Leader’s uncle. Check out his Gram Page @coachnowell. It is extremely apparent that this man is a very self-absorbing individual. Just screams insecure big dude.

Needless to say, he’s kind old by marriage, not blood.

Anonymous said...

Which high school teams are winning at social media this year?

The football season is young but you have to think a performance like this one by @coachnowell puts the Heidelburg Oilers on the map and people will be paying attention!

Anonymous said...

10:07 one news outlet out of Laurel identified him as Jonathan Dearman.

Anonymous said...

Women and men interfering and not getting a stray punch, elbow or head to the face ruined it for me. Let them go at. Mutual combat, no laws need to be enforced. I still do not understand the role of the 2 key players, man in blue shit minor cut on forehead a citizen loud spectator.

Don Drane said...

If a 275 pound boulder rolling down-hill at 55 miles per hour meets a 275 pound boulder moving up-hill at 3 miles per hour, the downward- mobile rock will always win that contest.

Or that was thought to be scientifically proven prior to this video. The laws of Physics just took a tumble.

Yo Momma! said...

At least it was fisticuffs. If this had been Canton and Provine, there would have been gunfire.

Anonymous said...

Here’s another twist- Ole Jimbo is married to Jake Magnum’s aunt. I know they are proud.

Anonymous said...

I bet Jake and his dad are always like; do we really have to go to the beach with Uncle Jimmy this year? What an embarrassing man. This Jimbo guy is so full of himself. I bet it took him well over two days to proof read his Linked-In Previous Jobs. He has no idea how dumb he really makes himself look and how stupid being a meathead is.

Too bad for the Mangums, that their uncle is “that guy”.

Anonymous said...

This coach behavior is DANGEROUS! He will get himself and or bystanders killed, yes KILLED, for his stupidity! He is a danger to the community. I don’t know what he consumed, however it’s some potent shit!

And dang, he is a very poor example or role model and mentor!

I sure hope he doesn’t act like that a home! My heart goes out to the family.

He sure can’t tell the kids/students SHIT, now he’s made an ass of himself.

Anonymous said...

I’ll google where he lives and have whatever he had before that game! Never kick a man when he’s down! I’ll jus have to watch my back! Cause jimbo might try to get me from behind.

Some Call Me The Mayor - No They Don't said...

Oh...Mangum. I thought you meant Magnum, like in P.I.

Anonymous said...

@ 12:56 am

https://twitter.com/raider_whoaman/status/1563371135449739264?s=21&t=FP5huzyLSCJXiaU0UYvnmw

Anonymous said...

Ok, we’ve had enough fun with this topic. Leave the man alone, on to something else!

Anonymous said...

Hey coach !

(AKA 4:56)

Geez dude, a goofy comment like that will keep everyone
talking about you for another 24 hours.

BTW ... how's your bloody nose ?

Anonymous said...

"The difference between ass whoopin medicine and marijuana medicine is that ass whooping medicine works everytime and has millions of years of clinical studies to back it up.

August 26, 2022 at 10:50 AM"


Probably the wisest sentiment ever posted on this blog.

Ding Ding Round One said...

Did the 'Come on, bring your ass up here' guy ever get a lick in?

Anonymous said...

""The difference between ass whoopin medicine and marijuana medicine is that ass whooping medicine works everytime and has millions of years of clinical studies to back it up"

August 26, 2022 at 10:50 AM"


Probably the wisest sentiment ever posted on this blog. "

Agreed.

Anonymous said...

Has anybody ridden by coach's house this weekend to tell us if the truck is Rider or U-haul?

Anonymous said...

He’s an embarrassment to the V & M family. They are good people. Kind & humble people. Growing up in Pearl, I can tell you his immediate family has been riding the M’s coattails forever and as a State fan, I’ve witnessed more. Loud & loves attention. You got it now! Go get a job at Dick’s Sporting Goods. You’ll already have your name on their uniforms! His list of former jobs is a mile long and not all listed on bios. Clinton, Byram, Mt Olive, Franklin Co, Vicksburg, Magee, etc. He thinks he’s Mr Tough guy & his he & his wife blame everyone else for him losing jobs. Never Jimbo’s fault. I bet there’s an excuse for this. What HS coach takes a picture in the front of a team like that? Parents don’t want him in their kid’s pictures with teammates like that. Somebody said he had the same picture done at other schools. He needs to be banned from teaching, coaching and attending games.

Anonymous said...

@6:16 He lives in Pearl. He can’t get a job around here. I looked on the map & it’s an hour & 45 minutes there.

Anonymous said...

Jimbo looks more like Jumbo. I think those roids scrambled his egg. I also feel bad for the V & M as they are great people. Jimbo loves to claim that John was his best bud growing up in Magee which is not true. Jimbo was older and John even repeated 8th grade to get bigger for sports so they were separated by several grades. What a knucklehead. How he weaseled his way into the V family blows my mind as they are some of the nicest people. Jimbo’s wife was a little crazy but still good people. He is just a scumbag.

Anonymous said...

If you know anything about this guy, this doesn't surprise you. He is a lunatic and it's not his first incident, just the first one on camera. He has been fired more than I change socks. He has had numerous sexual harassment/physical assault/threatening incidents.


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