Wednesday, November 4, 2020

The Post-Mortem Begins

(Read in that movie guy voice) He's bad, he's black, and he is BACK!

Local Radio Strongman KIM Waaaaaaaaaaaaade provided therapy to Republicans today on his radio show. If you couldn't listen to the show, no problem. It is posted below. Enjoy.

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fish, I assume you post this and your other Kiimmmm Wade shows to pacify those readers who bitch every week about "why do you waste our time with Salter" - or ".....with Crawford"

Let me to take this opportunity to give those folks some advice. Do as many of us do with POS Wade - you don't have to read (or in this case listen) to it. You can easily skip over it and go on to the next issue, or move to another site. You are not required to read (listen) if you have no respect for the writer/talker - skip over it. Its easy.



Anonymous said...

Regardless of who wins the presidency the only resl winners are the 1% with dual citizenship and the zionists.

Anonymous said...

Kim wade is not a smart man. he is repeatedly debunked and disputed by callers who clearly posses higher IQs than his. He always resorts to childish name calling and defers to "mobile bob" who also seems to be a brighter bulb and better propagandist than kim.

Biden has won. Trump needs to concede to heal this nation. And trump should step down to calm fears that his ego would cause him to do more damage to this nation or the world out of childish spite

Anonymous said...

Since I moved back to the coast I no longer have to do the Belt Buckle Crawl on weekends.
It’s quite refreshing.

No Fat Lady Yet said...

The post mortem cannot begin until you see the coroner's tail lights.

Anonymous said...

Gee, 6:49, what about the leftist mantra of "count all votes"? Four states are not done counting votes. Why any candidate or any party anywhere in America would ever concede when the tally is so close is beyond me. Would you be giving the same advice to Biden? Trump is ahead in three of the four states that are close. He wins all four, he keeps his job. Getting nervous, are you?

Anonymous said...

Biden will "catch" COVID and die in the first quarter leaving us Harris and Pelosi to run the country. That is when the civil war will ignite. get ready.

Anonymous said...

Kim has more common sense than every jackson official put together

Anonymous said...

Kingfish. After the biggest election of our lifetime, this is all you got??

Anonymous said...

I strongly resisted the temptation to call Kim's show for the first time yesterday to rub salt in the wound, because I realized he would just blow it off with dishonest rhetoric and childish taunts, which is his standard M.O. whenever someone tries to back him into a corner with facts and logic. Pretty Trumpian, really.

Anonymous said...

It never fails for a conservative white man to fawn over the lone black Republican they know.

Anonymous said...

@8:17 You are aware your Lord and Savior DJT wants the counting to stop, right?

Anonymous said...

@ November 5, 2020 at 6:49 AM
If you actually believe Biden and Harris are the answer to "heal" this nation, you simply have little, if any concept of a healing process.
Let me remind you that Biden stated he will shut down the country to "heal" the virus.
Biden stated that Beto O'Rourke WOULD have a position on his cabinet. Remember who O'Rourke is??? He is the guy who said he WOULD go door to door taking away firearms so he could "heal" the violence.
Biden stated he would shut down oil as part of the "healing" process. Biden supports O.C. and the other 3.
And here is another thought to ponder Kingfish, when the government starts to take over, they also take over ALL media outlets, be it newspapers, radio, television, and shut down sites like this.
Oh yeah, this is what you call healing????

Anonymous said...

Kingfish. After the biggest election of our lifetime, this is all you got??

I know it is hard to type with that nano in your one hand but how about getting off your lazy whiny ass and competing in the marketplace with your own blog. Show us how it is done big talker.

Anonymous said...

I strongly resisted the temptation to call Kim's show for the first time yesterday to rub salt in the wound, because I realized he would just blow it off with dishonest rhetoric and childish taunts, which is his standard M.O. whenever someone tries to back him into a corner with facts and logic. ...

And yet you listen to his program frequently enough to believe you know "his standard M.O."? ROFLMAO Thanks for paying the light bill over at WYAB. I'm certain they appreciate you listening.

Oh, by the way, Kim Wade reaches a bigger audience in any given measurement period than you've likely impacted in your entire lifetime. Let that sink in.

Anonymous said...

9:22- GEOTUS wants to stop counting the votes filled in by the democrackheads yesterday and this morning. You know, so 60,000,000 voters aren’t disenfranchised because democrats think Orange Man Bad

Anonymous said...

@9:51... i was talking to Kingfish. But since you threw in your two cents I will reply. I was merely stating that you would think that the blog would be full of questions and comments about this sham of an election we are currently going through as a country. The little bit of respect I had for the Demoncratic party is now gone. (i spelled it that way on purpose) Mind you own business

Anonymous said...

Karl's fixer on the MadCo Election Commission LOST.

Anonymous said...

11:23 While I believe we're of the same opinion R/D, you can't come on a blog and think you're ONLY talking to the OP... that's how blogs work.

Anonymous said...

I listened for 10 minutes and this lunatic needs to be in Whitfield. Talking about dope boy magic and demons being behind the Democratic Party is going to be a stretch even for the extreme right to believe. What a delusional nut bag!

Anonymous said...

@10:04 – FWIW I admit listening to Kim Wade occasionally, and have since 2005 (he and I shared a distaste for Frank Melton), so I know his M.O. quite well, because outside of his slavish devotion to Donald Trump I agree with him on a few things, mostly relating to our abysmal political leadership in Jackson and Hinds County. It’s only when he gets on his coonery and buffoonery performance for Trump to please his Madison-Niknar base (the ones who regularly paying the bills at WYAB) that he loses me, and I switch stations to something else. And I don’t give a damn about the size of whatever audience he reaches – makes no impact on my life – and it’s pathetic of you to think that I would.

Anonymous said...

A large part of the healing process is the grieving process. I expect at least 1/2 the country to be going back and forth through the various stages of grief for some time. The stages of grief are generally believed to be: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance.

Anonymous said...

" Since I moved back to the coast I no longer have to do the Belt Buckle Crawl on weekends.
It’s quite refreshing."

Same here.

I'm not on the Coast, but in a safe little town 130 miles south of the Capitol City.

I did take Mr. Wade's advice when driving through Jackson.
(I always have a rear gunner in the back seat).

Anonymous said...

I can't stand to hear "Here's The Thing John" That man is always condescending. John makes me want to throw up.

Anonymous said...

8:18 - There will be no civil war. All the gun counters are devoid of ammo and there's far too many pussies on both sides anyway.

And before Bubba from Niknar tells us how full of ammo his gun safe is, when you consider the Gestapo's stockpile, that's like comparing the water in Mr. Patel's Valero minnow-tank to that in the Reservoir.

Anonymous said...

"comparing the water in Mr. Patel's Valero minnow-tank to that in the Reservoir."

You win.

That's the funniest comment I've read on anything (blog/forum ect.) in a few weeks.


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