Monday, November 9, 2020

D.L. Gardner: The New Standard

The media declared former VP Joe Biden and Senator Kamala Harris winners of the election. The electoral college is the constitutional body that declares the winner through a series of meetings and declarations ending January 6, 2021, at 1:00 p.m. Seventy-plus million voters who supported President Trump have not begun rioting, burning, or looting any American cities, nor have they threatened any violence.

Half of Americans along with a complicit media have been consumed with bitterness and hatred of Donald J. Trump and his supporters for more than four years, and they demonstrated that hatred 24/7. On the other hand, Trump supporters literally chanted, “We love Trump!” at his rallies. They also chanted “USA! USA! USA!” The 2020 election was a contest between hatred of vs. love for President Trump and America.  


President Trump set the bar for succeeding administrations. Unemployment rates fell to historic lows for all races, and wages surged particularly for middle and lower income workers. Before covid America had more jobs open than workers to fill them. That’s the new standard. 


Under President Trump America became energy independent, and gas prices continue to hover around $2.00/gallon nationwide. The energy sector has boomed under Trump’s administration. AND, the U.S. led the world in reducing CO2 emissions in 2019. That’s the new standard.


President Trump rebuilt our military, and improved the Department of Veterans Affairs with more accountability for employees and increased health care choices for veterans. He ended the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, and continues to bring troops home. He led NATO nations to begin paying their fair share of NATO expenses. That’s the new standard. 


President Trump really did help the Black community more than any other president. He signed the Future Act making permanent $255 million annual STEM funding for Historically Black Colleges and Universities. President Trump became the first sitting president to address the National HBCU Week Conference. He authorized the D.C. Opportunity Scholarship Program that has awarded scholarships to more than 10,000 students, more than 75% of whom are Black. That’s the new standard.


President Trump created the White House Opportunity and Revitalization Council that provided additional support for distressed communities. He created Opportunity Zones providing investment opportunities in nearly 9,000 economically distressed communities across America that have attracted $75 billion. That’s the new standard.


President Trump championed the First Step Act, a criminal justice bill that makes the justice system fairer and helps former inmates transition back into society. More than 90% of those benefiting from the retroactive sentencing reductions are Black. That’s the new standard.


President Trump led his administration in securing peace agreements between Israel and three Arab nations: United Arab Emirates, Bahrain, and Sudan. America’s ties with Israel and Middle Eastern nations have never been stronger. That’s the new standard. 


November 7, 2020, Washington Post headline: “Biden plans immediate flurry of executive orders to reverse Trump policies.” Former VP Biden has pledged to undo everything President Trump has accomplished. Will the next administration meet the new standard Trump set for succeeding administrations? 


Will the LEFT continue to hate Trump supporters? Will lower and middle income workers get their jobs back? Will cost-of-living expenses rise? What new steps will the next administration take to end covid? Will those steps infringe guaranteed freedoms spelled out in the Bill of Rights?

 

Daniel L. Gardner is a syndicated columnist who lives in Starkville, MS. You may contact him at PJandMe2@gmail.com.

 

56 comments:

Anonymous said...

These facts should be blocked from being read until they are independently fact checked by a liberal third-party news organization.

Anonymous said...

The system is truly rigged. The left calls for proof of vote theft but then denies the Republicans access to view the count.

The media sows division because they stand so much to gain. Approx. 10.4 billion dollars was spent in media buys this election. Money is why they push hatred and racism.

Yahoo took down the comment section from their site. Anyone want to bet now that the election is over they decide to put the comment section back up?

Anonymous said...

Remember him that way if you will. He still lost and rather than showing any honor, is trying to divide the country further by lying about unfounded fraud. That's un-American in any context. Next.

Anonymous said...

Despite these “accomplishments,” thousands and thousands of Republicans who voted for Republicans in other races refunded to vote for Trump, because he is a horrible person and has divided the country for his political benefit. And it is hilarious for this guy to accuse others news people of bias. He has been a Trump hatchet man from day one.

Anonymous said...

Unfounded fraud? The left spent the better part of 4 years harping about an unfounded Russian fraud that was proven untrue and made up from prominent democrats and now they want to be the ones to preach election integrity. I hate to sound callous, but eff-you.

Anonymous said...

What Mr. Trump also did was set a new standard of hyperbole and exaggeration which this disciple mimics passionately. If seventy plus million Trump supporters have been peaceful so are seventy plus million citizens who did not support Trump. Everybody who voted against him is not expressing hatred and they are not all rioting. They simply found an egotistical brat too obnoxious to get their vote. He probably could have won if he could get out of his own way and behave like a descent pubic servant. Only despots insist that those who do not love them hate the country. Check yourself.

Anonymous said...

Just wait a few hours until the news about the Democrats" use of the classified supercomputer "HAMMER" comes to the surface......

Anonymous said...

The truth is, as Mr Gardner outlined, that President Trump accomplished a lot of good things. The problem is he let all of that get overshadowed by his rude, hateful, and immature behavior, which resulted in him losing reelection. Had he just kept his big mouth shut and attempted to act more statesman-like or diplomatic, he might have been given 4 more years to continue. His own boorish behavior is what caused him to lose.

Anonymous said...

The only problem is...one has to look at the way Covid-19 was handled. That is a crisis-and how has our economy/leadership responded?

One cannot say "well, without Covid look where we were".

Green Acres said...

Next, please.

Anonymous said...

See, I don't get the comments like from 2:30. First, I'm a conservative, and though I voted for Trump (twice), I can certainly understand why he's disliked. The man doesn't impress me, personally, but he has done some really great, and long-lasting, things. That being said, if you were in his position (and even if you were a nice and really likable guy), why would you be willing to lie down and let happen what may very well have happened? I don't generally believe in dragging things out, but the votes are still being counted! No one's been certified the winner yet, the media has just taken it upon themselves to declare Biden the winner....and he may ultimately be, but not until the END of the counting.

So, does it not trouble you about all of the things being alleged? We KNOW Republicans were denied oversight of the counting, and in my mind, there can be only ONE explanation for that: cheating. Why else would it have occurred? Then, you have massive ballot dumps, 100% of which turn out to be for Biden. Really? Does that sound plausible? Then you have affidavits from people about this and that, including the ballot-hedging software that kept the dems apprised of where the counting was so that they'd know how many ballots were necessary to "fill in the gaps."

Again, it may very well be that, once all is said and done, Biden will become President. But he's not now, and he shouldn't be until the end of the counting, lawsuits, etc.

Think about it: on most, if not all, issues these days, the left believes they're "right." Just one example: Climate Change. In spite of many arguments to the contrary, the left considers it to be "settled science." Therefore, on all issues, like with CC, when you believe you're "right" (and all others are "deniers") you may believe you're justified in burning down a city or beating someone up or stealing an election......if you're "right," then there's no reason to discuss it and there's no reason not to take whatever action you believe necessary. Again, when you're "right," why would you NOT do it?

Were I Trump, I'd be doing the same thing.

Anonymous said...

How can you say there's no fraud when there has been no investigation? If you believe the election was fair, you should have no problem with an investigation. For the record, I didn't vote for Trump. I don't want this country to become a third world shithole. It's close enough to that as it is.

Anonymous said...

This so called "article" and every supporting comment have been throughly and irrefutably DEBUNKED by reddit and snopes.

You know what is funny? While you plebs argue over Trump vs Biden, you fail to learn that this was actually a battle between Sheldon Adelson and George Soros. And it looks like Georgie has won.

You will never learn any truth from the MSM pantomime.

Anonymous said...

President was our President and Commander of Chief for almost 4 years. I respected his position. The people have spoken in all the republican races that won seats in Congress and the Senate. Senator Hyde Smith for example won! President Trump did not!

Let’s move on, educate our children so they may have a better life! Just show a little more love to thy neighbor! This shit ain’t rocket science. Just do your part to improve America!

Be realistic, Trump ain’t thinking about your ass! He don’t know you! Give yourself a big hug.

Anonymous said...

Arnold is at it again.

Anonymous said...

@ 3:20, nobody KNOWS there was cheating until someone is put under oath and testifies. Let’s see if that happens. Even if it does, there was not enough cheating to change the results. As an aside, if a court puts aside a Biden vote for cheating, it may very well be putting aside a vote for a Republican Senator or representative. If a ballot is tossed, all of it will be tossed.

Anonymous said...

Think about this another way..

There were Republican gains in the House, and in state contests. If the election was stolen as alleged, why didnt the Democrats also win the Senate and gain more seats in the House?

The truth is: there were no ballot dumps, no mass cheating, and Biden won a fair election.

As the demographics of our nation continue to change, and more of the young radical left can vote (google that if you don't believe me...), I anticipate Biden and Obama will be moderate to right leaning very, very soon. President AOC is going to happen..and she's truly radical left.



Anonymous said...

My middle schooler can write more nuanced.... But then again, my middle schooler knows to look out for SEVERAL sources that show DIFFERENT points of view before starting to write... This just sounds childish.

Anonymous said...

It's silly little girls like Green Acres who give all women a bad name. Kamala can't do that on her own.

Anonymous said...

What kills me is that on MondayPhizarmade an announcement they have a vaccine which is 90% effective.

Now, what if this announce was made 3 days before the election.

This one event tells you that there is a conspiracy against Trump going on.

Anonymous said...

“ Seventy-plus million voters who supported President Trump have not begun rioting, burning, or looting any American cities, nor have they threatened any violence.”

Steve Bannon sure threatened violence. Multiple sheriffs and police chiefs have threatened violence. There was a plot to kidnap a governor and kill her. So that leaves the question Daniel - why are you unable to tell the truth about this?

Not sure what it will take to bring the Trump voters back to reality. They may very well be a lost cause. It’s not possible to come to a compromise if one side isn’t able to agree to proven facts. Trump even managed to complain about the Emmys being rigged against him during his reality tv show rise, let that sink in while we try to figure out where to go from here and his perpetual victim complex.

Anonymous said...

What simpleton is of the opinion that Trump doesn't care but Biden does? What, in his nearly 50 years in office, gives you the idea that Biden cares one whit about us? I can't wait to hear this.

Anonymous said...

That's Arnold from Green Acres. He is using Green Acres as a nom de plume.

Anonymous said...

I would like to read about those threats of violence. Would you give a link, please?

Anonymous said...

Is this supposed to be satire?

Anonymous said...

I like President Trump for some things and I like President elect Biden for some things! But I know one thing for sure I have to continue to educate my children, love my neighbor and live a good life from my many years of hard work.

Do you really think the politicians care about you or me. Why is everyone tripping about this election? People calm down and think for a minute what’s really important. Go in the house, sit down and eat dinner with the family, hold hands and say we are blessed. We live in one of the greatest Countries in the world.

A Retired Veteran

Anonymous said...


Not a TRUMPER....however, he did say there was a vaccine that would be available by election day and 6(SIX) days after the election, some company announces they have a very effective vaccine. The pharmaceutical company knew that 6 days ago.
Trump was very vocal against high drug prices. There you go... the pharmaceutical industry has more lobbyists per legislature than any other industry, they just showed "who wags the tail" and by announcing 6 days after the election sent a message to Democrats and Republicans (the pharmaceutical industry gives to both parties...you knew that right? Our healthcare is bought and paid for! Bought by the pharmaceutical industry and paid for by us!

Anonymous said...

@ 2:36

Socialism has divided this country and may propel us into a civil war. This started in earnest with Obama....Trump is just a symptom, not the cause.

Anonymous said...

@5:27 - You can Google Steve Bannon, Lang Holland, and Scott Walden. Pick your favorite news source, Kingfish doesn’t allow links usually. Not sure why the right likes to pretend they don’t have crazies spouting violent rhetoric to their heavily armed base.

Anonymous said...

Lol debunked by Reddit. I also saw on Reddit decries over “right wing media propaganda”. Yeah, credible source.

Anonymous said...

Time to move on here, Biden's the President Elect. Jan 20th he takes over. No one can disbute that the vaccine was developed under Trump. The Distribution will fall to Biden, hopefully the system Trump put on place works, if it doesn't Biden has to fix it, life goes on.

Do The Math said...

5:41 - If you're a 'retired veteran', isn't it a bit late for you to 'educate your children'?

Anonymous said...

@7:23 please provide link to a source for your debunking claim.

Anonymous said...

1. Pfizer was NOT part of Operation Warp Speed. They developed a vaccine the old fashion way, without government help. They announced when they completed the research like scientists are supposed to do...without political influence.
2. If there was a widespread, deliberate voter fraud effort, it was a stupid one. If you are going to the trouble of carrying out this elaborate scheme, since all races are on ONE ballot, why did the GOP do so well in the other races for office? And, why is it that the GOP election officials and Governors and GOP legislators in Arizona and Georgia were too dumb to stop it?
3. The election interference concerns about 2016 regarding hacks were addressed. Pennsylvania, received the new, secure machines and software used in EVERY voting location. The foreign interference that still continues and many of you parrot is propaganda and misinformation.
4. President Trump did have some wonderful accomplishments. I had high hopes for him. I hoped his fan base would be led well by him, not astray. Whether in ignorance or by design or ego issues, he has lied continuously about all things great and small. He failed to govern. That he encouraged the venomous and conspiracy nuts and damaged our relationships with allies, that he flouted the laws and important traditions of this nation in self-interest,that he put loyalty to him above loyalty to the Nation and even repeated Russian news propaganda is why I voted against him. That so many of you commenting believe and spew disinformation and attack your fellow Americans as unpatriotic and less Christian, is why I voted against him. That you even attack military heroes because they didn't drink the Trump Kool Aid is why I voted against him.
5. So now you've turned against FOX as " fake news" too? I think you might best learn that there are laws, albeit weak ones that govern the licenses of legitimate news outlets that don't apply to the Internet and UTube. They can't go on air with things they KNOW for certain are lies. They can opine and speculate on very little but not just outright lie.
6. If none of you still spewing this nonsense aren't alarmed that with 7` days left, Trump is firing Esper , a West Point grad with a colonel with less credentials than anyone ever holding that post and indicating he will fire all our top intelligence appointments and has Barr breaking DOJ election investigation protocols should worry you all. Especially, since China is strengthening it's aim on Taiwan and Russia is poised to move the Ukraine and Trump's buddy Jong Un is likely seeing an opportunity to move on South Korea.
6. That some of you believe Trump is " chosen" by God and for the first time didn't choose an humble man who was bright and fought the enemies of his people but chose a pathological liar who dodged war, is also disturbing. Pray tell to what denomination or church does President Trump belong? What Bible reference or quote has he ever made? Did he acknowledge his publicly and legally confirmed sins and ask forgiveness and I missed it? This is your messiah? I don't think Biden has much of a chance given the divisions in this Nation, but at least he goes to mass with his family every week and God might grace him.

Please...this toxic misinformation fed by our enemies must STOP! Read the Senate Intelligence Report. That's patriotic! Deliberate ignorance is NOT!

Anonymous said...

What's with the hostility? I'm not pretending anything. You made a statement. I simply asked for a link so that I could read for myself. Now, you are saying links aren't allowed here, with a caveat, usually. I have read links on this board on numerous occasions, so this isn't true. I will make an assumption with you as you did with me. I will assume you are far left, hate filled, intolerant, totalitarian nutjob that despises anyone and anything you don't agree with. How close am I? Now, how about my links?

Anonymous said...

https://democrats.org/where-we-stand/party-platform/

I bet very few of you read the Democratic National Platform. Don't say anything at all about the intent of the Democratic Party until you read this 92 page screed.
Two patterns impressed me: No financial projections and the soon to be immense
increase of regulatory burdens. That is how they plan to control the way Americans live their lives.

You can download the pdf for free! Go figure

Anonymous said...

Y'all have survived the Trump Virus. We will survive Biden.

Anonymous said...

Good grief, dude. You talk about toxic disinformation, did you read what you wrote?

Anonymous said...

A lot of good comments. My opinion is that Trump is responsible for his defeat. If he had shown any semblance of dignity during his four years he could have easily won again. I voted for him but had to hold my nose. His accomplishments were overwhelmed by his boorish behavior that gave the liberal press validation in their constant criticism.

Anonymous said...

When Donna and Tom dislike a column, you know if has been well written.

I like this guy.

Anonymous said...

Between 2000 and 2014 over one billion (1,000,000,000) votes were cast in American elections. The number of documented cases of voter fraud? 32

And yet 70% of Republicans do not believe the 2020 election was free and fair.

We have a lot of work to do.

Anonymous said...

I didn't vote for Trump on certain principles, but I thought he would win the election. As stated by previous posters, he is his own worst enemy. He is incredibly narcissistic. The constant stupid twitter posts were ridiculous for a man of his position. I was also annoyed by the seemingly weekly golf trips. For those that like to mention his not taking a salary, he didn't need to have a salary when we taxpayers paid for nearly everything he did in official and unofficial capacities. Hell, the US taxpayers probably kept his courses afloat. I say good riddance, because Trump missed a golden opportunity to rewrite the narrative of his life. If our country was his first priority, he could have gone down in history as a potential great.

Anonymous said...

@10:56 - it’s a grieving process for the right. They are currently in the step of denial.

Anonymous said...

Trolls like this author are the issue. Sorry your guy lost, but put on you big boy pants and stop whining.

Anonymous said...

The election is over. It's good to see there are sensible people still left in the aftermath. Those people who supported him or not, understand why he lost and choose to move peacefully on to better their lives get it. I'm sure their lives reflect that peace.

The others just want to see only what they want to see and fight about it knowing (or foolishly no knowing) it won't change anyone's mind. And I'm sure their lives reflect that turmoil.

You get to choose which kind of person you'll be.

Anonymous said...

@8:34 makes many excellent points that the right has little argument for. Stop drinking the Kool Aid. Trump lost. There was no widespread voter fraud.

Anonymous said...

This guy smokes some good stuff!
GTFOOHWTBS!

Anonymous said...

Pfizer was part of Operation Warp Speed.

https://www.pfizer.com/news/press-release/press-release-detail/pfizer-and-biontech-announce-agreement-us-government-600

Anonymous said...

https://www.pfizer.com/news/press-release/press-release-detail/pfizer-and-biontech-announce-agreement-us-government-600

Anonymous said...

The left spent 4 years screaming voter fraud and interference, yet want the right to move on in a week. Talk about rich.

Anonymous said...

Lo, and behold. It looks as though one of those elusive links has shown up. Yes, two of them matter of fact. It appears the links are concerning Pfizer having an agreement with the Trump administration. It can't be. I have been told in no uncertain terms, by various known fabricators, that couldn't be true. I'm curious to see what else comes out to be different than I have been told.

Anonymous said...

It looks as if the imbecilic left, along with the Never Trumpers, are waiting on the fat lady to sing. That may be some time in the future, at this point I don't see Hillary preparing to rise.

Anonymous said...

Biden answered 5 questions today. It made more sense than Trump made in 4 years.

Never Trumper said...

@4:27 - the fat lady has been singing for a while now.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if this guy has peanut butter for a brain?

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't call the screeching she has been doing since 2016 singing. The orchestra has been playing one song and her part has been incoherent. When Trump is declared the winner of the election, she will be singing a different song. The loony left and the wished they had supported Trumpers will join in with her. You may as well get used to it, Trump will be your president.


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