Thursday, November 26, 2020

Cipher Sues Preacher

The Cipher just dropped a lawsuit against the Reverend Daniel Hollins.  Neither party is any stranger to controversy.  It's Thanksgiving Day and I haven't had time to read all 43 pages of the complaint but if the first couple of pages are any indication, this lawsuit is going to be um, interesting to read.  Take off your mask, pour some egg nog, light up a cigar,  and commence to readin'.  


21 comments:

Anonymous said...

I couldn't get past about three pages as the grammar and lack of "spell-check" were giving me a headache.

Anonymous said...

Another frivolous filing by female Carlos the clown

Anonymous said...

Cause of action "misrepresentation of the cause of God"? Going to be interesting to hear how CarlosII can make that argument. Not saying the others aren't going to be worth a barrel of popcorn, but I'm not sure what judicial court in American is going to decide what is a proper representation of God would be.

Abby needs to pack up her crap and go back to her Bridgewater home - assuming they still allow her in the neighborhood. At least this time her pleadings have been rewritten by someone trying to clean up her verbose ramblings, but she still misses a lot of the proper form. Of course we recognize, as she said in her diatribe to the MSSC that her HBCU law schooling shouldn't be held against her; guess we are just supposed to recognize that she is basically ignorant!

Anonymous said...

Unbedamnlievable. How in hell can crap like this be allowed to clog up the Court's docket. There has to be a sanction of some sort on "lawyers" who are supposed to be officers of the court who file mess like this. WTF.

Anonymous said...

Some Judge's head is going to explode.

Anonymous said...

A question for the lawyers who read Kingfish's stuff (you know you do, so come forth and give free advice).

#1 - Can a citizen volunteer for jury duty? I would love to sit on the jury for this case. Listening to the testimony would be a hoot.

#2 - Do jurors get in trouble if they start uncontrolled laughter during presentation of testimony in a case?

#3 - Can anyone practice law in Mississippi, or do they actually have to pass 6th grade English Composition and 4th grade spelling?

#4 - Was this a Thanksgiving joke by Kingfish?

I have other questions, but it is holiday, so I'll stop now.

Anonymous said...

"Cause of action "misrepresentation of the cause of God"? Going to be interesting to hear how CarlosII can make that argument. Not saying the others aren't going to be worth a barrel of popcorn, but I'm not sure what judicial court in American is going to decide what is a proper representation of God would be."

This is simple. Once God is sworn in in a Madison County court the testimony can be direct and brief, and the matter will be decided ;-)

Anonymous said...

Translation
Cipher offered to stop talking about the Pastor for money. He was dumb enough to do it in Rankin County. He already has a criminal case pending in Hinds County and is a two time felon from his drug king pin days. If he wasn’t an informant he would be in jail
now with all the threats against public officials. The only person who would take his case is a lawyer with a bigger ego them him who needs grammar lessons and mental health treatment.

Anonymous said...

Abby Robinson says he was Judge Henry T. Wingate law Clerk.. Wow just Wow

Anonymous said...

“Abuse of religion with mixture of church and state”

Abby Robinson is a joke. Whatever law school she “graduated” from should be ashamed.

1234 said...

Abby Robinson strikes again.

Anonymous said...

I don't . . . I can't . . . She has a law degree???????? I have read inmate writs that are more elegant and sane than that garbled mess.

Strother Martin said...

"Whut we have heah..."

Anonymous said...

I heard she and Sidney Powell were forming a partnership...

Anonymous said...

If you went to college you know that all kinds of idiots can graduate. Sad but true. Law schools are about the same. If you can get in, you can get out. But supposedly the bar exam is the final gate that will weed out the incompetent. Obviously not.

Anonymous said...

You probably heard Biden won the election, also. Do you always give a lot of credence to fairytells?

Anonymous said...

In over 50 years of professional life I have run into many successful people who did not write well at all. Some could not spell a lick. But they had enough sense to allow and welcome correction. Many sought help so that you would never know the difference.

Obviously this is a lawyer who is too arrogant to seek or accept much needed help.

Anonymous said...

How do you know that, 12:01? Imagine what it would have looked like had she NOT gotten help.

Macy Hanson said...

I did light up a cigar. And I did enjoy. I learned a lot, too. Misrepresentation of God - intentional or unintentional tort?

Anonymous said...

Macy, Does she have standing?

Anonymous said...

Every pleading she files is a word salad. I do not understand how in the world she passed the bar exam.



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