Tuesday, November 10, 2020

Scumbag of the Day

 The Justice Department issued the following statement. 

5'6", 150 lbs

 Christian Blake Bunyard, 18, of Lauderdale County, Mississippi, has been charged in a federal criminal indictment with two counts of making threats in interstate commerce and one count of making an interstate transmission of an extortionate communication, announced U.S. Attorney Mike Hurst and Special Agent in Charge Michelle A. Sutphin with the Federal Bureau of Investigation in Mississippi.

According to the indictment, in May and July 2020, Bunyard utilized Snapchat to threaten a school shooting, to kill and rape African Americans in Oxford, Mississippi, and to rape another Snapchat user if she did not provide nude photos.

Bunyard appeared for arraignment today before U.S. Magistrate Judge Linda R. Anderson.  The case has been set for trial on December 17, 2020 before U.S. District Judge Henry T. Wingate in Jackson.

This case was investigated by the Federal Bureau of Investigation and the Lauderdale County Sheriff’s Department. 

The public is reminded that an indictment is merely a charge and should not be considered as evidence of guilt.  Every defendant is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.

Kingfish note: If convicted, throw the book at him. 

 


14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wrong kingfish. The accused is obviously retarded. And they dont convict retards for public indecency or assault. Give him an IQ test and I guarantee he is below the threshold of medical retardation.

Anonymous said...

They will “love” him in Parchman.

Anonymous said...

@3:24
Need to work on that reading comprehension. If convicted, he is going to a federal penitentiary. Club Fed.

Anonymous said...

He doesn't look retarded to me. In fact, he looks quite capable of carrying out a goodish deal of mayhem. Cold, dead eyes - flat affect. Yikes!

Anonymous said...

"If convicted, throw the book at him." As well as the book ends. He is not retarded, if actually his issue, enough to the point of not knowing what he did. Proved himself capable of doing this over Social Media. Now, he may be stupid as shit, but that is not an excuse either.

Anonymous said...

Ah zee mental illness soup du jour

Anonymous said...

Some people???
Just asking, has anyone received an email fron starlink yet.

Anonymous said...

3:23 I call your “retard” and raise you a man-child of common intellect that wasn’t held responsible for his actions as an adolescent and is driven by immediate gratification.

Anonymous said...

Hmmmmm. Oxford....hmmmmm killing and raping.....hmmmmm and we wonder why we are thought of as a bunch of shyts

Anonymous said...

So Yazoo City or Oxford. Probably both as mean as Parchman.

Anonymous said...

Maybe, someone hacked into his snapchat account & sent the threatening email on snapchat? Remember, kingfish he is innocent until found guilty in a court of law. We are not a bunch of Nazis.

Anonymous said...

His eyes are unusually far apart.

Anonymous said...

Federal charge.
Won't be Parchman. Or any other state facility.

cholly said...

Did he actually threaten school shooting, rape and assault? He could have simply been
chanting the lyrics of rap music songs.


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