Monday, June 1, 2020

Social Distancing?

What social distancing?   ______ Covid-19!!!


Anonymous said...

It's Covidiots like these that are going to cause an epidemic outbreak and put us back under a lockdown.

Anonymous said...

We're never going back under lockdown.

Anonymous said...

After all the rioting and looting, the donut shops better beware!

Anonymous said...

Yet you ignore all the white people congregating at the Rez. Nice work Wallace!

Anonymous said...

Social Distancing means no more to these people than no-profanity. Unless you have real physical enforcement it's just a joke. Just be glad they aren't looting.

Anonymous said...

9:54, in Madison County, not counting nursing homes, black cases number more than 3 times the number of white cases (at least for nonHispanics), 350 to 100. Why? Of course we know that blacks have a higher death rate as well, largely due to prevalence of underlying health issues. I think most of us are aware that those conditions are tied to poverty and other circumstances. But why isn’t there more being done to address the spread in the black communities of Mississippi? People at the reservoir not social distancing is stupid, no disagreement there. But the most vulnerable in our communities are among the black population. This deserves more attention, not because of racism, but because we ought to be doing more to address the issue to help the black community. And that is best done by the leadership in the black community. (The spread in the black community hurts whites as well because the more it spreads in one part of the community, the more risk it poses for others.)

Anonymous said...

Well... YouTube ads are telling us that a certain agency whose name rhymes with 'Lima' (Peru), "is hiring in your area".

Does that mean TRACKERS? Tens of thousands... track our every move, ostensibly to save us from a rather ordinary virus?

I'm guessing there will be a 2-track system, with certain people allowed to run wild (as seen in the above video), while another group will be afraid to even go the gym, or attend funerals, because they fear the trackers from "Lima".

Reading the Diaries of Etty Hillesum or Corrie Ten Boom, or making your "big summer read", Victor Klemperer's 'I Will Bear Witness', will show you where we seem to be headed. Progressing through Klemperer, in particular, will illustrate what it's like, to find your world being slowly, step-by-step, almost-imperceptibly, strangled by TOTALITARIANISM.

Totalitarians always have something they're going to "save" us from, while robbing and subjugating us. This time, it's something NOVEL: a virus.

Anonymous said...

There’s no law against profanity, snowflake. There’s nothing to “physically enforce” there.

Anonymous said...

Social Distancing or aka: Segregation isn't being followed by anyone I see. Whites, Blacks, Hispanics, etc all out grouped up. Joke as it is, never though a virus would fall to the ground after reaching 5'11"'s from a source. Expect our local unlettered experts to chirp in.

Anonymous said...

After the riots and protests we are going to either have a gigantic outbreak of the covid, or we are going to learn it was more of a hoax than a lot of people suspected. Check, Soros.

Anonymous said...

“ But why isn’t there more being done to address the spread in the black communities of Mississippi?”
June 1, 2020 at 11:30 AM

Why is it always government or someone else’s responsibility to feed, clothe, educate, take care of a segment of our society? Stop being perpetual victims

Kingfish said...

Because public health is a legitimate government function.

Anonymous said...

Education is an important government function. I don't expect there to be many people who understand epidemiology, nor is there a large private market for their services. Government is the logical entity to be responsible for telling the public what they need to do to stay safe from diseases and other dangers to their health.

Anonymous said...

KF @2:13, and where is that in the constitution?? Right next to education...oh yeah, it's not in there either.

Anonymous said...

3:58 Have you read the Constitution? And no, I don't mean just the American Constitution, but the Mississippi Constitution too? Once you trace the allocation of legal authority you will see that various government entities have legitimate powers to implement, regulate, and enforce both education and healthcare.

The American Constitution is not the be-all end-all of legal authority.

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