Thursday, June 18, 2020

The Stupid is strong with this one.

Every town has an idiot and yesterday was no exception.  Someone decided to show up at the Jackson Mayor's press conference and show off his waistband hardware.  Not too bright.  See for yourself.


27 comments:

Anonymous said...

I couldn't quite make out what he was saying other than "muh'fukkin playin" which I assume means he was hurling threats and insults at the Mayor and his entourage.

Anyone have any clues what his grievances were? I'm safely assuming he wasnt a white supremacist.

Anonymous said...

Sure they will try § 97-37-19 - Deadly weapons; exhibiting in threatening manner
Universal Citation: MS Code § 97-37-19 (2014)
If any person, having or carrying any dirk, dirk-knife, sword, sword-cane, or any deadly weapon, or other weapon the carrying of which concealed is prohibited by Section 97-37-1, shall, in the presence of another person, brandish or wield the same in a threatening manner, not in necessary self-defense, or shall in any manner unlawfully use the same in any fight or quarrel, the person so offending, upon conviction thereof, shall be fined in a sum not exceeding Five Hundred Dollars ($ 500.00) or be imprisoned in the county jail not exceeding three (3) months, or both. In prosecutions under this section it shall not be necessary for the affidavit or indictment to aver, nor for the state to prove on the trial, that any gun, pistol, or other firearm was charged, loaded, or in condition to be discharged.

Depends if the Honorable whatever he is states he felt threatened, otherwise they shouldn't have taken the weapon.

Anonymous said...

If the unidentified man is not a convicted felon, why would there be a question as to whether he was "carrying it legally"?

Open carry - legal in Mississippi still?

Anonymous said...

When Jackson defunds will the only police around be his security detail? Friend was asking, so I asked for it.

Anonymous said...

Did the bodyguard in the suit seriously throw the gun to the plainclothes bodyguard? I noticed butterfingers didn't catch whatever was tossed to him. Hopefully he cleared the chamber if it was in fact a pistol. Otherwise, what if there was one in the pipe and the hammer or striker fell?

Anonymous said...

So, that wasn't the press conference?

Anonymous said...

You can't cure stupid.

DrLloydtraverious said...

Anybody know how far Choke the clown ran. Did he stop at JSU????

Anonymous said...

I'm curious if anyone can confirm that he called the Mayor an N-word because it sounded like he did.

Anonymous said...

This was a "put up" deal by the mayor because, he lost his court case.

Anonymous said...

Angrily hurling racial epithets and brandishing a firearm at a Democratic Mayor? I'm willing to bet that this is one of them black republicans like Tim Scott.

Anonymous said...

Clearly, Lumumba's henchmen disarmed this man only because he was black. He was being completely cooperative, and he even seemed jovial. Those racist cops should be fired and perhaps even arrested and prosecuted.

- Fulton County DA Paul Howard

Anonymous said...

"June 18, 2020 at 11:15 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...
This was a "put up" deal by the mayor because, he lost his court case."

Yep, I think you nailed it!

Anonymous said...

Stupid? You mean lucky. This dude is still sucking wind. He was armed and in shooting distance of a future Democrat Presidential Candidate. He should buy a Powerball ticket on the way home. He might be the luckiest man alive.

PittPanther said...

Where is the NRA to defend this guys rights to open carry? They only defend white men?

OMG said...

The man is clearly an evildoer and white supremacist. Probably working with the other supremacist that walked through the camera view twice wearing orange. Those supremacist are easy to spot. They wear no mask.

Anonymous said...

" Where is the NRA to defend this guys rights to open carry? They only defend white men?"

Idiot comment 'award of the day' goes to Pitt Panther.

Anonymous said...

LOL this is 100% a stunt. Dude complied with being shook down and weapons taken and didn't try to just walk away, no resistance? BS.

Anonymous said...

No let's see a scary biker looking white dude try it. I bet he gets rapidly ventilated.

Anonymous said...

This is a big stunt by the mayor.
Just like the noose hanging at the state capitol a while back. Just like the fake racial attack on Jussie Smollett in chicago.

Anonymous said...

@4:41 PM said This is a big stunt by the mayor. Just like the noose hanging at the state capitol a while back.

And just like that event, nobody (not even KF) is going to follow up and expose the hoaxers .it will be swept 7nder the rug and forgotten by the media. But the political effect will survive.

Anonymous said...

" This is a big stunt by the mayor.
Just like the noose hanging at the state capitol a while back. Just like the fake racial attack on Jussie Smollett in chicago."

" LOL this is 100% a stunt. Dude complied with being shook down and weapons taken and didn't try to just walk away, no resistance? BS."

After watching this video a few times, I think ya'll may be right.


If the Mayor had any semblance of a coherent
Praetorian Guard, that guy would have been removed in about ten seconds.

Anonymous said...

I'm offended by the fire fighter statue.

Anonymous said...

"The Stupid is strong with this one."

Ah, say there, Kingfish, can you be more specific? I mean, you got guys with guns, guys tossing guns around, the mayor of Jackson, guys trying to catch tossed guns, reporters, entourage, etc. Can you at least give us a hint?

Anonymous said...

Some of y’all have to be the dumbest set of people in the world if you think the mayor “hired” or brought in this deranged man. And Shame on whoever even recorded this. DUMMY

Anonymous said...

Staged ...... next publicity stunt Mayor?

Anonymous said...

C'mon Kingfish, what a nothing burger. Just another bizarro day in Jacktown.

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