Tuesday, June 23, 2020

Funny of the Day

Now that it has been pretty well established that Saltine was the victim of a drunk chick's hoax yesterday, some clowns decided to have a little fun with it on Facebook.



15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Has it been established? Or did you just use your racist little blog to censor truth and influence the public opinion to deny justice?

Anonymous said...

June 31st! ROFLMAO!!!

Anonymous said...

@10:08

It was well-established that young lady was full of crap. Both blacks and whites, at Saltine that night, stated she presented an alternative facts version of events.

Anonymous said...

@10:08a- JUSTICE?!? Racist blog?? You do realize that public black voices don’t support her either... right??

You really want us to believe a woman who has added to/changed her story countless times? Are you saying ALL of the black patrons, who weren’t drunk and just wanted to have dinner, that WERE THERE are lying? Do you honestly believe ANY restaurant would “lie” about video footage in this day and environment... especially one KNOWN for being fair to all and located in Jackson?

It sounds like you WISH her story were true and are grasping to make it true. Too many people onsite have said she’s not being truthful. She has a long history of trying to be relevant. She’s likely the type walking around with a chip on her shoulder and an attitude to boot just WAITING for a situation she can cry wolf about. This type of attitude is JUST AS BAD as someone being racist towards another.

If you are her friend, advise her to stop getting drunk in public. Party at home... it’s safer and she can sing and twerk her heart out!

Anonymous said...

that woman was thrilled to be thrown out of their at the end of her little party. when you get thrown out you don't have to pay your tab.

Anonymous said...

She was then thrown out of Babalu for offering cocaine to one of the bartenders.

Anonymous said...

@10:08: in order to be part of the left today, one must become shrill, deceitful and be a hate monger. Traditional liberalism has been steamrolled by the left.

Anonymous said...

@ 10:08 Lighten-up Francis. -- Sgt. Hulka

Anonymous said...

Any verification that she 'was thrown out of Babalu for offering cocaine to one of the bartenders'?

Anonymous said...

@10:08; Thanks Francis for trying to explain that 95% of the Black people who read her initial post believed it was bull. For those telling Francis to lighten up, you should know her intensity stems from the obvious belief of many of this bloggers readers that all Black people are the same and automatically sided with this little idiot. She was an embarrassment to many of us and we were glad she disappeared. This behavior and crying wolf is just as embarrassing to many of us as a toothless flag waving redneck would be to many of you if they took to social media with this type of obvious lie. Saltine acted admirably and actually increased their business with the Black Community. Kudos to Saltine. Now can all the sane people just get along?

Anonymous said...

Their there 11:38

Try to use the right one next time. Hard to get your point across using the wrong words.

Anonymous said...

Well said, 4:49.

Anonymous said...

@10:08 - Hey Donna!

Someone with connections at the Free Press tell Todd to reboot their router. Their internet blocks are down again.

Anonymous said...

This is awesome. 10:08 is prob sittin around tryna decide what to bitch about after the flag gets changed. One thangs for damn sure; we can’t change the color of our skin. What’s next?

Anonymous said...

Is it possible she used this to try to gain notice for her music career?

Is it possible she does this to get out of paying and can someone verify the payment thing?

Has she done this before, eat and drink with abandon, put on a performance to get thrown out and not pay?

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