Monday, June 1, 2020

You Can't Make This Up: Trooper Edition

It doesn't seem possible but the Mississippi Highway Patrol managed to surpass the Officer Redfruit fiasco from a few years ago.

An apartment resident ordered some food (supposedly some cookies) from a local retail establishment.  The delivery driver was looking for the correct apartment when he asked a trooper who lived at the complex where the unit was. The trooper signed for the delivery,  took the cookies, and ate them. Was it mentioned the trooper is former JPD?  The real customer found out about the phony delivery and raised some serious hell about it.  Now the fun starts.

The store owner wants to file a complaint.  The trooper freaks out and  calls upon the store owner in an attempt to persuade him to change his story about the delivery.  She even offered to perform oral sex if he would grant her this one little favor.  Little did she know that the store owner recorded the conversation.  He filed a complaint with MHP and provided a copy of the recording.

The Brass called her to the Fifth Floor and played the recording.  However, Colonel Gillard only gave her a thirty day-suspension.  The suspension ended a day before her probationary period concluded.  Can't offend the Coalition, can we?

Kingfish note: Welcome to the Mississippi Department of Public Safety, Commissioner Tyndal.  It is your first day but don't worry, there is more where this came from.  Stay tuned.

70 comments:

Anonymous said...

Trying to distract everyone from the racist killings of unarmed blacks committed by white cops?

Stay trashy Kingfish.

PS I've noticed a trend among people who cant get laid. They are obsessed with the sex lives of others.

Anonymous said...

The only trashy behavior I see is a MHP officer offering BJs for cookies.

Anonymous said...

Did she perform oral on the fifth floor?

Anonymous said...

Another “pass” to a black trooper who committed a crime while they fire white troopers for minor or made-up charges. Thanks for the great leadership Phil Bryant!

Anonymous said...

But wait...there’s more...

Black Trooper takes family out of state to New Orleans in his unmarked patrol car. Gets slap on the wrist.

Married black Trooper gets caught out of district, off duty, at his girlfriends house, in his patrol car. Gets slap on the wrist. Same black Trooper’s girlfriend ends up ramming his patrol car. Natchez PD has to work the wreck. Slap on the wrist....

DPS needs a major overhaul!

Anonymous said...

@9:37
She didn't offer BJs for cookies. She offered it for bearing false witness.

I wish we could know the name of this future rising star of the MHP. Depending on her level of oral skill, she could be in a leadership position very soon.

Anonymous said...

It's funny seeing white people whimper and whine about a perceived double standard. Haven't whites enjoy nearly king like double standards over people of color for 250+ years?

Now that the playing field has leveled and you can't compete without your institutional white supremacy, you whine and complain and clutch your pearls. Tough shit, payback is a bitch.

Anonymous said...

9:07 - Where in KF's post does he say that the Trooper was black? NOWHERE. He only says you cannot offend the Coalition. What Coalition? Could be the Coalition for a better society, or Coalition for Healthier Living, or etc., etc. 9:07 - it was you that brought race into this.

But that's because everything HAS to be about race, right? Why can't we all just be Americans - instead of White Americans, African Americans, Latino Americans, Asian Americans, Native Americans, etc., etc.?

That's the problem we have. EVERYTHING gets placed today in a racial context, and people are not willing to let go of the labels. The N-word is a label that has serious, historical, bad racial overtones. But how does the labeling of the different races of Americans not carry the same? We have to get over this division and labeling of people. Until then, we will always be divided by race.

Anonymous said...

She was just trying to get back all the calories she lost at troopers school.

Anonymous said...

This sort of coddling leads to further and greater misdeeds, mayhem and major social disruptions.

Anonymous said...

I hope Commissioner Tyndal can focus on the good news in the bad news.


It could have been an order of donuts that was diverted!

Anonymous said...

@ 10:12.

You're gonna get just what you "say" you hate: Crooked unaccountable police that can whip your ass and laugh about it.

In conclusion, your idea of equality is payback, which is of course, racist by definition.

Anonymous said...

@10:12am

IF you can't see the point then there is no hope for you. These offenses did and still do get white people fired. It is people of color that are given the double standard of not being fired for fear of it seeming racist or the trouble of having to fight the EEOC complaint that always follows the dismissal of a person of color.

Any part of the racial reconciliation that we need also needs to have fairness instilled that excludes the color of one's skin when it comes to employment and academics.

I challenge our snowflake liberals on here to list out all the minority based programs, scholarships, set-asides, and hiring practices. Then tell us how we haven't tried to give minorities the hand-up they've demanded. It is not all white people's fault a larger portion of minorities don't take advantage of these perks. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make them drink. The water is out there. You need to get your favored leaders to get the people to drink. We've tried and many of us are tired. We have our own lives to live and our own children to raise.

Anonymous said...

Typical MHP. If that was a white male he would be a gone ass! And you said she was still on probation when this incident happened and all she got was 30 days off?? Wow!! One of her classmates, a white male, was fired around September of last year for allegedly “abusing” his kids. Being that he was on probation at the time, he was terminated immediately. The allegations were later determined to be completely false and were nothing but a cheap shot at him from his ex wife. They wouldn’t even consider putting him back to work. And here this girl admitted to doing what she did and she still has a job? Gillard, what the hell??! Your racism has become blatantly obvious now. You’re not hiding it as well as you used to. How about the Trooper assigned to the Governor’s detail that took his state issued unmarked vehicle to New Orleans with his family in it for the weekend and got caught?? He was supposedly seen getting into the vehicle with an alcoholic beverage in his hand! What did you do to him, Gillard?!? You took him off the Governor’s detail and put him back to working the road!! No write up, no days off, no termination! Of course, he too is black. It also confuses the hell outta me how you fire two white troopers for having affairs, but yet your commissioner was ran off for doing the same thing! How about the trooper that was having an affair and was at his girlfriends house in his patrol car, off duty, and in a different district than where he worked?? His mistress hits his patrol car with her vehicle, totals it out and all he got out of it was a transfer from Copiah county to Warren county?? Of course, he too was black. And before all this happened, you fire 2 of the best training officers in the history of your pathetic agency for doing a job you asked them to do. The alleged “hazing” of cadets, also known as patrol school. From what I understand, that school was no different than any other cadet school in the past. In fact, you yourself were a part of training cadets for a while and participated in the same “hazing” as the rest. And yes, the 2 training officers were white males. When does it stop?? Are you purposely trying to turn MHP into to JPD??

Anonymous said...

That should result in a firing since the trooper's ability to testify with unimpaired credibility is now gone. Of course that would require people on the fifth floor to understand the concept of Giglio impairment, which is understandably a high bar for that building.

Anonymous said...

@10:38
I challenge you to visit the Mississippi Civil Rights Museum. And don't rush through it. Open your mind. Absorb and process every curation. If you can't see sins then there is no hope for you.

Anonymous said...

Chris Chris Chris. You know better you big baby! You were polished and groomed better than that. You stand on the Word you should know better. You are so incompetent and you don’t meet one syllable in the word Leadership that you make decisions from your small pea size brain! Or the ones with white troopers you will give those to the team of attorneys. The other decisions are made by James Gunner and the Coalition. You!! Chris has ruined this agency. RedLeg

Anonymous said...

9:07
Must be you they are talking about. Either a DPS LAWYER. chris gillard himself. Or some other sloth from headquarters.

Anonymous said...

10:38, 10:45 and 10:52 The challenge for intelligent people is to understand that it's always a two-way street. We always talk AT each other and never to each other. Both sides of an argument should be examined. When you see all the faults in corrective actions that are now in force try, try, to understand HOW we got to this point. Some of the practices of which you complain have been enacted as a RESPONSE to even worse practices of the past. Does it piss you off? Of course. But others have be been pissed off too. There is no excuse for bad behavior. No excuse. But there are also reasons. Let's ALL work on the reasons.

Anonymous said...

The way forward isn't to create new double standards to counteract old double standards, it is to create one standard that is applied equally to everyone. White or black. Democrat or Republican.

Anonymous said...

Here are the alleged facts, as I understand them, without the racial speculation:

1) A MHP trooper, and DPS employee, committed theft by fraud;

2) The trooper became aware of a potential complaint, she attempted to bribe a witness into a retraction and/or giving a false statement.

*Note: It isn't always about politics and/or race.

Anonymous said...

I have friends and relatives who are LEO'S. I can tell you white, black, brown, yellow and any mixture of them, they will always protect each other first. Until a crime is committed by one of them,I don't have a problem with it.
This situation involved more than a couple of crimes. I don't care what color she is, she should be dismissed.
A trip to the Civil Rights/Mississippi Museum wouldn't hurt at all right now.

Anonymous said...

I'm betting she's forever known as Cookie Monster from now on. Wonder if her target will someday rotate to reveal a certain blue tinted character created by our Jim Henson of the Delta?

Confused us said...

Some people have no future, they are too busy living in the past.

Anonymous said...

10:52 I challenge you to go watch "the Jerk" and "Blazing Saddles". Really open up your mind and lighten the fk up.

Anonymous said...

Why can't you just tell the story with out making reference to skin color?
It is 2020 and we should be way past all of this. It should all be based on facts at hand without mention of skin or race.

Anonymous said...

Is this prostitution???

Anonymous said...

What was that old tv show from 70s . . ." BJ and The Bear" ?

Anonymous said...

The article never mentioned race. The first blogger did. Welcome to MHP the Col makes everything about race

Anonymous said...

"I'm betting she's forever known as Cookie Monster from now on."

I thought I'd heard all the nicknames for that portion of a man's anatomy, but I've never heard it referred to as a cookie.

Learn something everyday.

Anonymous said...

@2:08
Cookie monster is a reference to the theft of the bistro cookies she stole, not for the felatio that she offered in exchange for false testimony.

@12:55
What is with you boomers and your twisted reality obsession with comparing the real world to Turner Classic Movies?

Anonymous said...

I guess it would sound bad if I offered to bake her some cookies for equal consideration?

Anonymous said...

Shame some folks forget that thousands upon thousands of whites died to free the black. No problem though, sure they did so for you. No thanks needed.

Anonymous said...

I think I figured out a way she can keep her job but she'll still have to be suspended so it looks like she was punished.

Anonymous said...

Everyone’s trying to blame the state trooper when this is clearly the delivery person’s fault. I’ve got two advanced degrees and am comfortable financially, but if a delivery person approaches me and asks if I’ll sign and deliver cookies that my neighbor ordered, I’m keeping those cookies. No question about it. I’m not doing your job for you and will punish you if you can’t perform the primary function of that job (locate and deliver food to the correct address).

Also, interesting that there is no allegation that the trooper signed a false name - if she signed her actual name, what’s the fraudulent conduct?

Anonymous said...

What??!?! "Crooked unaccountable police that can whip your ass and laugh about it." If you don't think that's how plenty of white cops have acted for the last 100 years, you're a fool.

Poor white folks actually getting what they deserve and (gasp) black folks getting a break because THEY have pull in the system....oh, the injustice!!!

Anonymous said...

Uh, I'm pretty sure Blazing Saddles is NOT a Turner Classic movie. FYI, Richard Pryor was one of the writers on that movie, which might be the only reason it ever saw the light of day.

Anonymous said...

So that’s what they learn in those extra weeks at the academy

Anonymous said...

@3:13- yeah sure it was Richard Pryor that got that movie released and not Gene Wilder or Mel Brooks.

Joe Biden levels of Dementia, detected

Anonymous said...

2:44 The fraudulent conduct was she converted someone else's assets to her own use. The fact the delivery company gave her the package isn't relevant, she knew it wasn't hers, it wasn't sent to her, and she stole it anyway. Its no different than if a company drops someone else's package off on your porch or the mailman puts someone else's mail in your box, you have no right to keep it.

I think you may be getting confused with the legal doctrine that you can't be billed for something a company sends to you without your ordering it.

https://www.consumer.ftc.gov/articles/0181-unordered-merchandise

Anonymous said...

Yet a new meaning to the message: 'This site uses cookies".

Captain Kirk said...

What level of ignorance does it take to think you can make right a wrong, by doing wrong? In what idiotic thought process does that make sense? Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life here.

Anonymous said...

"Joe Biden levels of Dementia"

Ya know, in all seriousness that is becoming more obvious every time he speaks.

But he still a tad bit more intelligent than Pelosi.

Anonymous said...

3:45, If you think a bunch of white guys, all by themselves, could have gotten a movie shown in theaters in the 1970s with that many n-bombs, you're the one who is delusional.

Anonymous said...

@3:51 - I’m not confused and you’re not referring to a legal doctrine, that’s a simple matter of first year contract law (no meeting of the minds means no contractual obligation to pay). With respect to mis-delivered goods, the mis-delivery doesn’t transfer title but It also doesn’t create a legal obligation to locate the rightful owner (though it probably creates a moral obligation for some).

And I’m saying that, at best, this is a bailment issue. Other than mentioning that the trooper signed for the cookies (presumably with her correct name since she was later identified), the article makes no mention of what transpired between the two prior to that so any perceived fraudulent conduct or false pretense is the product of one’s own reading (or mid-reading, as the case may be).

I’m more concerned with the store owner‘s potential violation of health codes since a customer’s food was given to an unknown third party (who very well could’ve wanted to harm the customer by adding an adulterant to the food). If my neighbor (who isn’t a food delivery person) knocked on my door and tried to deliver food I’d ordered to me, I’d be inclined to tell them to keep or would accept it, close the door, throw it in the trash and take it up with the restaurant owner.

Anonymous said...

4:38 PM

Scientology didn't own Hollywood in the 1970s.

Anonymous said...

4:22 Did you miss the part where it said she ate the cookies? That deliberate act is what took it to the next level.

Anonymous said...

To the idiot who said stay trashy King Fish. If you had taken the time to do a little research, you would have found that King Fish will not post until the information has been verified as truth. He has a platform where he can blog about the things the media will not post because they do not care about “normal” problems in our culture. In my opinion, this should have been dealt with by Gillard and things will not get better until he is gone. Let’s get him gone and reestablish the pride that MHP once had as an elite law enforcement department! New Commissioner, the ball is in your court!!!

Anonymous said...

Gillards brother in law is JPD brass. Of course it’s headed that way. Many many resemblance

Anonymous said...

@5:55
You mean like that DHS correction KF had to run last week? Get a grip!

Anonymous said...

This topic should be for us Troopers. This source is the only hope we have. The two a colonels have ruined this agency. We are all ready for them to leave. COWARDS. can’t wait to post about them once their gone and not be anonymous!!

Anonymous said...

If a trouper will steal and bribe over a face full of cookies, wonder what same would do concerning drugs, larceny, human trafficking, etc.?

Anonymous said...

Good job Kingfish. Let them eat cookies.

Anonymous said...

What about the trooper who works on the governor's detail using his state vehicle to pull lawn mower around to cut his rental property's

Anonymous said...

2:44
You don’t know what you are talking about. The delivery company isn’t named, but if it was the Postal Service,
you do have an legal obligation to complete delivery or return the item to the Postal Service.
I’m sure there are other regulations or laws that cover private deliveries. Two advanced degrees but no morals.

Anonymous said...

There are troopers out there with 33 class 3 write ups still working the highway out here.

Anonymous said...

Chris Gillard and Randy Ginn are 100% the problem! For a long time, Gillard had the luxury of blaming Fisher for all of the low down dirty bs that went on. Now that Fisher has been gone for 6 months, it’s obvious who the real culprit is behind the demise of MHP. Gillard, along with his sidekick, Randy “Gomer Pyle” Ginn have been on a hell of roll since mid 2017. Policy after policy, unnecessary discipline, stirring up racial tension amongst the ranks, showing favoritism and then trying to point at Fisher and say, “he did it.” Gillard has been throwing rocks and hiding his hand for many years now. People have figured him out now. People see that he has turned one of the best law enforcement agencies in the state into the laughing stock of law enforcement. On top of that, he’s created a new standard for cadets. He’s allowed drug dealers, prostitutes, gang members and known trouble makers to be allowed into patrol school since he has been in command. These applicants didn’t pass their background check, due to the things I just labeled. There’s proof in their 201 files. And this is why we will continue to see MHP turn more and more into JPD in the next few years. MHP’s “standard” has now become what the substandard used to be. He has changed rules and standards to accommodate these thugs to get into patrol school. So in the future when you run across a “State Trooper” that obviously doesn’t look or act like what used to be generated by MHP, all the blame falls on Chris Gillard. And Randy Ginn is just as guilty for letting it happen. Gillard, you rotten COWARD, you will get what’s coming to you. Karma is a real thing and it has something in store for you. I guess this is what happens when you put someone in charge of an agency that he never should’ve been a part of in the first place. He should’ve NEVER been permitted back into patrol school after he QUIT the first patrol school he attended in 1993. You can’t lead from the rear, COWARD!

Anonymous said...

Can you share a link to this store? If the cookies are that good, then I think Mississippi could lower it's divorce rate.

Anonymous said...

to 2:44 june 1,,,,,after reading your comment im wiling to bet your two ''advanced degrees'' amount to a GED and something from a diploma mill.

Anonymous said...

It’s some bitter people in these comments

Anonymous said...

Well Well Well. MHP Troopers “thugs” are under fire again. Maybe MBN should do their hiring! Lol then they could split the budget since MHP gets all the Money anyways.

Anonymous said...

If this was her first thought to cover up something as minor as eating someone else’s cookies, could you only imagine what she’d offer to cover up something major???????

Anonymous said...

@12:10, Not bitter, just fed up.

Jerry By Golly From The Twactor Thore said...

The real dilemma for the citizens of this state comes down to - what and when will action be taken to get this massive department under control, dismiss the bad actors and snap it into a professional group of which we can all be proud. Cookies, rear-entry rest stops, steroids, demotions, promotions, lack of discipline, jokers in the wheel-house.....We are all watching to see what, if anything, will be done.

Or will we have four more years of Phil Bryant type management?

Anonymous said...

What is your problem @JerryByGolly. Sounds jealous

PittPanther said...

Ain't no way this is the first time she's paid for something with a BJ...

Anonymous said...

apartment complex routinely rent to law enforcement at 75% less and are referred to by the apartment managers as ''courtesy officers'' . that means they act as corporate thugs in return for reduced rent. lakeshore point apartments on the rankin county side of the reservoir had one that was a real rip-snorter. thats what is going on here. the ''courtesy officer'' stole someones property.

Anonymous said...

Haley still runs the state!! Don’t forget

Anonymous said...

@June 2, 6:27 a.m. - troopers are in an "on call" status 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. I'm sure if that trooper "got the call" he'd drop the trailer and go respond.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

I know many state employees who have take home cars that do not even own a personal vehicle, I thought the fleet management office over at DFA was supposed to be looking at all of this data and cleaning up the state vehicle issue. The waste and fraud - not to mention the liability - surrounding the abuse of state vehicles is something taxpayers should be really concerned about. BUT, a lot of state employees see a government vehicle as an entitlement and part of their compensation package, I also doubt that the tax treatment of a g-ride is handled properly by the state.

What a joke - I'm so happy that I don't pay taxes in Mississippi any longer.

Anonymous said...

4:35, ummm nope, there is no apartment complex that rents apartments to LE for a 75% discount, maybe a 20-25% discount, and being a courtesy officer is a pain in the ass - imagine babysitting so-called adults and trying to solve bullshit disputes between neighbors.

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