Thursday, February 25, 2016

The ballad of Kenneth and Enoch

The Jackson City Council should consider making its meetings available only via pay per view on tv.  The public comments period at its regular meeting of the Jackson City Council Tuesday was one for the books.  We got within ten minutes a beautiful yet colorful oration by the highly esteemed Enoch Sanders.  Kenneth Stokes provided the biography for the celebrated Jacksonian.  However, the council moved from high-end to low-end as Mr. Stokes berated a poor elderly lady who wanted to remember Jackson civil rights heroes.  Mr. Stokes went way past 11 as he yelled at fellow councilman Melvin Priester, Jr.  and tried to bait him.  However, the episode ended with Junior finding his game and standing up to the Ward 3 Councilman in a way that showed he was in control.  He refused to be baited nor engage in a shouting match with Stokes.  The video is posted below. Enjoy.

Note: Hinds County property records show Mr. Sanders owns homes on Tulane Drive and Glendale Street.


Anonymous said...

They can have the damn place. #clownshow

Anonymous said...

If ignorance is bliss, Enoch and Kenny must be two happy SOB's

Anonymous said...

I was there. Melvin Priester showed himself to the true professional person that he is by both birth and education. Melvin would make a good mayor and I plan to support him if he runs again.

Kenney, well Kenney was channeling Kenney.

Anonymous said...

It might help if someone could translate this in English.

Anonymous said...

Kenny just isn't himself until he has a Snickers bar.

PittPanther said...

Notice when Stokes is yelling and pointing at Priester, how Stamps pushes Stokes out of his personal space. I'm surprised Stokes didn't turn on Stamps.

Anonymous said...

Isolate and neutralize. That is the only way to get rid of Kenny because Ward 3 won't on their own.

Alpha Storm said...

So Big Swoll wants rename a crappy bus yard after Rosa Parks.. @@ only in Jackson, Mississippi...

Anonymous said...

Wow, that Enoch Sanders guy is a real racist - "those Caucasians"

Strokin said...

Are Strokes and Sanders an item? I saw a lot of flirting

Anonymous said...

I doubt he owns any houses or expensive cars, but if he does I'd like to know if the taxes are paid up. 1:08, if you want to see how deep the racism in this man goes, look up his mid 90's public access show "Enoch Sanders Speaks". Several episodes are available on YouTube.

Anonymous said...

A black racist? Surely you jest.

Anonymous said...

The modern day Amos and Andy - funniest TV ever.

Anonymous said...

Some black people are embarrassed by this. Some take pride in it. Unfortunately the black people that are embarrassed by this are moving to Madison and Rankin county and Clinton. There is not much left to work with for the folks in Jackson that are trying.

Anonymous said...





Anonymous said...

Those in attendance in the video seemed to take pride in this.

Anonymous said...

That is the way to get re elected. All a person in Jackson has to do is bad mouth the white people. They will be elected or become a member of some board.
It is sort of funny but sad.

Anonymous said...

When the federal government takes over Jackson and a white manager is put in charge the council meetings will be must see tv.

Kingfish said...

You jest but that is sort of what happened in Flynt. The state took over Pontiac. The manager righted the ship and got things turned around. For his troubles he was called a plantation master and overseer. So the governor appoints a black democrat to manage Flynt. We see the results. Between the appointment, the decision by Detroit to kick Flynt off of its water system, and incompetence at the state and federal environmental agencies, here we are in Flynt. Snyder didn't help his cause either although he finally got around to firing people. Finally.

Anonymous said...

It's Flint, not Flynt.

So Enoch stood before the council and said the only thing that matters to him is skin color and he wants black people to make mistakes. Then he and Kenny bragged about his various houses and luxury cars. Sounds like da struggle no longer continues for Enoch.

I would love a white citizen to stand before the council and say EXACTLY the same thing Sanders said, but flip the racial references and see what Kenny's response would be.

Messick said...

All that's missing is Shirley Q Liquor and Watusi Jenkins gettin' up in there and tellin' it like it 'twas.

In all seriousness, I commend Councilman Priester for being professional and keeping order in the chamber.

Anonymous said...

What a damn joke.

Anonymous said...

Where did sanders get all that money?

Anonymous said...

Do you people have a tv or a life? Why would anyone watch the whole clip?

Anonymous said...

this was just getting good when it quit. why didn't you post enough to show Jr. putting kennuf in his place. He was trying when my video stopped, but sounded like it would get good before long.

Anonymous said...

What I don't understand is why a producer hasn't jumped on this for a reality show. Kennuf ratings would be ass-tro-nommnical! Even Bass Pro Shop would sell Kennuf gear and Missrus Kennuf hats. Cameras could follow them around (well they'd have to speed up the film) everywhere and it would be non-stop comedy.

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