Wednesday, February 10, 2016

And they vote

Triumph skewers a few college students.  One student in particular doesn't take to kindly to his act.  You get to figure out which one as you enjoy the show. You just can't make some of this up. 


Anonymous said...

While earning my engineering degree, I remember having to endure the onslaught of liberal bias on campus. Not surprisingly, the liberal agenda was most prevalent in the English department. Every curriculum had several hours of classes required in the English department so every student gets a full dose of the pretentiousness of those tenured English professors and their “I’ve never had to make a living in the real world but I know better than you” attitudes. This video highlights what happens to the weaker minds on a college campus. These are all Liberal Arts major students that will likely end up with a hundred thousand dollars or more of student loan debt and be unemployable. So sad!

Anonymous said...

The line between " political correctness" and good manners which involves respecting the dignity of others seems not well understood by either side as this piece makes glaringly clear.
If that " dog" had grabbed my daughter's leg that way, he'd have been a dead dog!
Don Rickles was clever. John Belushi was clever. This " comedian" is just rudely obnoxious.

Anonymous said...

6:38 am Did you save all your pocket protectors from your college days?
Perhaps, if you'd paid more attention in English class, you could have developed more than half of your brain.
There's no such thing as a " liberal arts" major. Perhaps, you meant someone who majored in English or Art or History or Sociology or Psychology? Would you like a list of the wealthy, well known people who majored in those subjects and who make far more money than any engineer student?
And, as an engineer, did you ever hear of Gaudi? His right brain functioned! And, he had the social skills to get others to participate in his dream. Do your buildings consider color and light as other than math equations? Can you communicate your vision to others?
I doubt it. You may not be pretentious but you certainly are arrogant.

Anonymous said...

7:32, there are both general Liberal Arts and General Studies majors. Hell, when my brother toured a state university in the South, they offered a create your own major degree.

Anonymous said...

These kinds of comedy pieces are pretty funny, but they're misleading. They interview a huge number of people, pull out the idiotic answers, and show them one after the other, producing the impression that the group is full of morons.

You could do it at Sanders rally or a Trump rally. You could do it with members of Congress, union delegates, high schools or men's clubs. You could do it at your church or in the stands of your favorite team. There are idiots (and people who come across like idiots) in every group of people.

Jay Leno used to do it with "Jaywalking," it's a staple of Jimmy Kimmel's show. It's an old, old, old comic trope. And yes, often hilarious.

But before you get too pious because you're amused/outraged by a parade of dimwits from "the other side" of your group, keep in mind: a film crew could put together something just as hilarious from your little tribe. And they probably have.

Anonymous said...

Hey liberal arts major at you even know what the hell an engineer is? You say there is no such thing as a liberal arts major is laughable. I guess technically they would be in the "college of liberal arts" and then have their bullshit degree in art or English or whatever. My point is that you scream like a scalded dog when lumped together and then turn around lump engineers into "buildings". He could be an engineer that designs cars or golf clubs or sewer systems or electric tooth brushes or planes or buildings or roads or power plants or basically every single thing that allows our lives to function.

I love the arts, but without engineers, our entire world falls apart. The arts are the sprinkles of life. Engineering is the ice cream. Don't get so offended that you chose to do something with your life that we can do without.

And yes, these kids are complete morons. I can't believe I just watched a bunch of 20 year olds stammering to be PC. They should have been laughing their asses off like normal people.

Anonymous said...

7:32, I hate to burst your bubble but I did pay attention in my English classes. I stayed on the Dean’s List during most of my college career which means that I even did well in English Comp I & II, Technical Writing and Literature. I never said that the classes were unnecessary, just that every student gets to experience the wonderful world of liberal indoctrination while taking those classes.
Also, apparently I can communicate my vision to others. I conveyed my arrogance to you, didn’t I?

Anonymous said...

This is comedy. Let it remain there for entertainment purposes only. It's funny as hell, but when people start thinking "this is the downfall of our society", they're likely also part of the masses who look at tabloids in the checkout line.

Anonymous said...

7:32 is likely a barista.

Anonymous said...

Well, I enjoyed it. Laughed out loud. Thanks for posting.

Messick said...

7:32 is Tom Head.

Anonymous said...

8:38- I believe that's called an "interdisciplinary" major or something like that.

Anonymous said...

best piece of comedy I have seen in a while, should be required viewing before joining St. James or ordering Pizza at Sal and Mookies. Too bad the dog couldn't piss on a few of them.

KaptKangaroo said...

I needed that laugh this morning!

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