Monday, February 8, 2016

JPD catches carjackers & Trustmark robbers

JPD issued two press releases this morning:


Anonymous said...

It's a shame we can't go on and execute them. Also, it's a shame that we cant provide free (possibly mandatory?) birth control for everyone on govt assistance.

Anonymous said...

Good work by Chief Vance and JPD officers.

Anonymous said...

The press release is unclear. Sounds like they were spotted, apprehended and taken into custody, following the car-jacking, due to the off duty cop's presence. And then they were 'arrested' only after it was determined that they were involved in the bank robbery. Huh?

Anonymous said...

The post should read 'jpd catches ONE group of carjackers. Many more still remain.' The thug that shot the ummc resident is still running loose. As are many others.

Given the location of the crime these particular thugs committed, I seriously doubt it's the same group that was carjacking in northeast Jackson. If it is, it's only certain members of the group, as all of the carjackings have been committed by three or more males.

Anonymous said...

JPD once again doing good work.

Anonymous said...

Can we just buy a desolate island off Siberia and dump all these armed criminal yutes off? Leave them to sort out how to live in peace or die trying...

Anonymous said...

I wonder if these two were the ones involved in the other incidents that prompted JPD to issue the warning to women in the metro area?

Anonymous said...

The Hinds County judges will give them a 6 month sentence, then they'll go right back to carjacking.

Anonymous said...

Great Suggestion! A platform in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico would nice too..thugs can show us if they can swim as good as they can shoot a gun!

Anonymous said...

Have to give credit where it's due...

Good job JPD.

Now, you shithead judges do your part and send the homeboys to Parchman and the bitch to CMCC.

Anonymous said...

Send them to guantanamo bay,Cuba.
Then lose the keys.

Anonymous said...

"Send them to guantanamo bay,Cuba.
Then lose the keys."

I think we have already lost the keys...with the cell doors wide open!

Anonymous said...

a blind hog finds an occasional acorn.

the judges and da are limited because of the shitty cases jpd makes. jpd is good at making arrests, bad, very bad, at gathering convincing and admissible evidence.

Anonymous said...

What I don't get is why the public is not informed exactly where these incidents that are targeting women and others are happening. I think it is happening more than we know, and the public is purposely being kept in the dark when we should know to protect ourselves and our families. I"m glad they caught these two thugs, but as someone else said above there is definitely more.

Anonymous said...


It's pretty simple. Stay out of Jackson. The criminals are very well aware of where the county line is. And they don't cross it. Going into Jackson does nothing but endanger yourself and your family. If you love there, then you're simply an idiot.

Anonymous said...

5:32 you seem to chime in with the same bitter ass comment every time someone else gives the slightest bit of kudos to JPD. It's quite obvious who you are likely employed by. If my hunch is accurate, it would make more sense for you to have been reading up on a case instead of wasting time dogging Jackson Police on a blog at 5:30 on a Monday afternoon. But doing what makes sense and putting in that extra effort isn't necessarily what goes on down there is it?

Anonymous said...

5:32. really? I guess evidence like DNA, fingerprints, eyewitnesses and lineup identification, and ballistics are no match for the "he a good boy., loves his church and his momma" defense that beats hinds DA's and convinces juries every time.

Anonymous said...

5:32 That's the problem with the system, not the cops. As KF has shown us many times, JPD is arresting repeat offender house burglars who are felons in possession of a firearm, yet at least one cog in the court system wheel breaks, leaving the felon on the street. Or JPD catches the crook with stolen items in their home or car, but the defense claims the items were given to or purchased by the defendant, who didn't know the items were stolen. Since it's total BS in many of these cases, there isn't any evidence to charge the friend or relative who allegedly gave or sold the items to the defendant. Loopholes and technicalities should be reserved for tax code, not criminal defense.

Anonymous said...

Sure hope that Kennuf will demand these thugs stop their high speed shootouts in Jackghanistan.

Anonymous said...

According to the law it is a crime to have possession of stolen items. Doesn't matter how you got them.

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