Wednesday, February 3, 2016

NE Jackson, be on the lookout.

If you live in Northeast Jackson, keep an eye out for a tan or light-gold four door Grand-am. Early 2000's model.  It has a specialty Lanier High School tag on it.  If you see it, make a note of where it is and what it is doing and forward to this website at  It will be driven by a  thin black male around 17 years old. Information will be forwarded to JPD.


Anonymous said...

If you still live in Northeast Jackson, you should be keeping your eye out for several things. This vehicle isn't the only one stealing your stuff. There are numerous others.

Anonymous said...

How about some more info? What were they doing? What should we be worried about? Is he armed? Is he a burglar? Should we run away? Why send this to you instead of police? And why are we sending you this information to begin with?

Anonymous said...

What a 2001 Gold Pontiac Grand AM looks like.

Anonymous said...

@8:43. Grow up.

Anonymous said...

Old fart here, who keeps coming back for punishment. Could someone post instructions, or a link to instructions, for how 9:00 am posted a link and changed the text to an explanation? I'm sincerely interested in learning how to do it.

Anonymous said...

Kingfart wants the credit. So he provides no information but wants you to give him info that he can relay to the PoPo so they'll like him. How difficult is this?

Anonymous said...


It only takes a small amount of computer wizardry.

Anonymous said...

Amen, 8:54.

Anonymous said...

How to Leave a Link in a Blogger Comment

The html code and instructions are in step three.

Anonymous said...

@8:43. You are the type of negative person we are glad is not living in Jackson. Enjoy your life in your fake stucco house in a pasture. No one wants to rob you because they could get better loot at the Salvation Army

Anonymous said...

while I am tired of the comments from those that appear to come here to post a comment to get there jolly of the day via their awesome commentary blaming anything and everything that they can possibly come up w/ on Jackson.........Well said @ 10:38, Well said!

Kingfish said...

It is really quite simple. Usually an individual calls a precinct with information and it doesn't get to the right people for whatever reason. JJ will make sure it gets in front of the right people or if you are not comfortable, provide the contact information that doesn't need to be broadcast on the web.

But considering criminal sympathizers and accomplices read this site, some comments are not surprising.

Anonymous said...

Rather than calling the PoPo (PeauxPeaux for you LSU fans) or sending it to KF, I suggest you get together with Kenify and employ three things:


Anonymous said...

JJ will make sure it gets in front of the right people or if you are not comfortable, provide the contact information that doesn't need to be broadcast on the web.

I seem to remember this JJ success story.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the info and offer, KF. I posed your message to NextDoor since I'm not sure how many of our NE friends read your blog.

Anonymous said...

More NEJax readers here than NextDoor. It is amusing though to watch Tom Head bully others on NextDoor.

Anonymous said...


Are you saying that a Jackson resident should not think or dare make such a statement as 8:43?

My guess is that it was indeed a CCJ resident... most of those folks are pretty smart.

Kingfish said...

The yewt driving this car has been casing homes in the Ridgewood Road and Old Canton areas. Don't want to say too much as the Hood reads this site too.

Anonymous said...

Don't the people in the Ridgewood Road and Old Canton area have access to rocks, bricks, and bottles?

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