Sunday, February 7, 2016

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This incident took place at a Mardi Gras parade in Alexandria, La this weekend.  As they say, Alex is gonna Alex.  It's not called the armpit of Louisiana for nothing (or is that Leesville?).  Enjoy.

Here is a much better look at Yellow Shirt experiencing the agony of defeat.  


Anonymous said...

Buh buh but they're Caucasians!

How can this be?

Anonymous said...

Goliath 1

David 0

Two Shot Dead In Miss. said...

Big boy decides to go after little boy. Couldn't big boy find a girl to clock?

Dey white or mix?

Anonymous said...

Since this is already derailed, let's see if we can re-establish the tracks.

Yes, white people fight. They get into arguments and fight. Not sure what the connotation of "but they are caucasians" is supposed to be. The black stereotype that is usually used is blacks ganging up and thugging on people. Not just fighting out a disagreement.

"Big boy" did not go after little boy. It's painfully obvious that napoleon complex thought that this was the time to pick the biggest person and pick a fight. Little boy shoved big boy first.

As a big black man, I can tell you that there are those that find the bouncer stance as some sort of challenge and the majority of the time, it's the little fellas. Not sure what drives smaller guys to seek out someone to thump their butts, but it is what happened here.

Lastly, this was girls going at it. More and more today, much of the street brawling appears to be girls. Go figure

Anonymous said...

Small drunk white man overestimates fighting ability by 4000%. Film at 11.

White Guilt said...

Kingfish allows all of these comments bashing white people about having a fist fight at a mardi gras parade in another state (No innocents harmed).

Kingfish won't allow comments about black people getting into a gunfight at a mardi gras parade in our own state (Innocents both harmed and killed).

Anonymous said...

Liquid Courage + Little Man Syndrome = Arse Whipping majority of the time

Anonymous said...

I have spent a few days in Sleazeville and it has Alexandria beat in the "armpit of Louisiana" race by a mile.

Burke said...

I'm with 8:31. A nice calm analysis.

The killings in Pass Christian have been well covered elsewhere. Those of us who grew up in and around drunken brawls deserve to have our interests served as well.

Anonymous said...

It's Leesville. I have friends at Fort Polk who go to Alexandria for the zoo and restaurants. That's desperation.

Anonymous said...

Thank you 8:31. Well said. I've never understood why people (of any race or sex) think that pounding the s*@$ out of each other will accomplish anything. On the other hand, 10 paces at sunrise with pistols and seconds seems to offer a more reasonable and final solution to the problem.

Anonymous said...

Grandma said solving personal conflict with your hands rather than your brain was for those without a functioning brain.

Anonymous said...

Seems sort of strange that we see this on here. It happened in another state. What does that have to do with Ms.?
Wouldn't it make more sense to have a discussion about what happened at a parade in our state?

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