Monday, May 4, 2015

The Queen and The Beancounter trade licks

State Auditor Stacey Pickering and Madison Mayor Mary Hawkins-Butler went at it last week on WJTV:


22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hairy Mary don't like to be proven wrong. All she wants is to be the supreme leader of Madison County Mississippi. Notice that no other mayor is complaining about this stuff(at least not to my knowledge). She needs to just shut up and sit down before she cost the city of Madison tons of tax payer money.

Anonymous said...

Bless her heart. Out of her depth.

Hinds Countian said...

Ain't voting for Pickersham. No way, no how. Go Mary!

Anonymous said...

I say....Pistols at noon, in Canton, on Center street in front of Rudy's office !!!!

If 'The Queen' wins Rudy has to get outta town by sundown.

If Pickering wins we wont have to worry about Mary's blithering a$$ anymore.

Anonymous said...

Watch her at the end of the story. She begins to come unglued with the reporter when asked about her evidence. She has no chance in this race BC she is running on one issue - she hates Warnock and wants to be auditor just to go after him. Not a real good reason to get elected to a statewide office.

Kingfish said...

Nah, steel cage matches are more fun.

Anonymous said...

Giving that crazy woman the power that comes with that office would be a terrible mistake.

Anonymous said...

KingFish, I will yield to ya on the cage match. Pistols would be too quick.

Anonymous said...

Is that a butterfly pin Mary is wearing? On both outfits. Is the butterfly a Madison metaphor of some sort?

Anonymous said...

Mary comes across like a woman scorned.....

Her beef with Rudy seems to be extremely personal.

She's completely unhinged.

Saltwaterpappy said...

Mary's got a little fame,
She wants to keep it growin'.
So everywhere that Mary looks,
She thinks she's in the know,
Corruption here, corruption there, But nothing seems to show.
So Mary keeps a'screechin',
And pissin' people off,
Not caring if she lose or wins,
So long as her Very Big Hair,
Remains in place with pins.
But what will sweet Mary do,
When all her fame is gone?
Perhaps Chip will hire her out,
To spread the Good News of what he's all about.




Anonymous said...

Mary can strut her stuff with full power as long as she is in the confines of Madison, The City, but that's where her power stops.
And if Warren Strain ever runs for Mayor of Madison, her time may be short.

Anonymous said...

I can think of several people who could beat her if they ran for mayor.
People are getting tired of her mess.

Kingfish said...

Beat her? HA!!! Y'all had that chance in 2013. You see how that turned out. Some people say that all the time. Its never true.

Anonymous said...

Mary, thank God, can be Mayor for life. She got a STANDING OVATION at the meeting where she burned Warnock's ass. Standing O. Read that and weep.

Anonymous said...

what is funny Micah has been silent in all this. isn't he the one who comes and defends Mother Mary. MICAH WHERE ARE YOU!

Brang It Bubba! said...

Saltwater Pappy - have you ever considered rhyming your 'poetry'? If so, please give it another try.

You Mary haters need something else to bitch and moan about. Try the billboards in Pearl or the apartments in Ridgeland.

I don't personally blame her for 'going after Rudy' or John Bell or the other co-conspirators. If you guys don't, then you're not for open and clean government. Like or hate her, she's got balls enough to say 'bring it on'.

Anonymous said...

Can we hate her for lying to us?

/ remember the peacocks!

Anonymous said...

So I live in Madison. My entire family lives here. We have trusted Mary until now. How many YEARS and how much MONEY has the city of Madison wasted "investigating" an engineer who doesn't even work for the city of Madison.?? Since when does the Mayors job description entail her spending all her time investigating officials who have nothing to do with the city??? She has become a poster child for term limits.. My family of 4 brothers and 2 sisters and our entire family are ready to see change in the Mayors office!!!!

Anonymous said...

Stacy work full time for the citizens of Mississippi. Mary gets paid as a full time Mayor, but she spends most of her time at her home in Natchez. Take it from me, I work at city in Madison and she might be in the office 16 hrs a week.....

Anonymous said...

Mary Hawkins is absolutely terrible. She is talking abut corruption and all, what about her husband??? She must have got hit over the head with a brick and forgot!! She needs to go.

Anonymous said...

"So I live in Madison. My entire family lives here. We have trusted Mary until now. How many YEARS and how much MONEY has the city of Madison wasted "investigating" an engineer who doesn't even work for the city of Madison.?? Since when does the Mayors job description entail her spending all her time investigating officials who have nothing to do with the city??? She has become a poster child for term limits.. My family of 4 brothers and 2 sisters and our entire family are ready to see change in the Mayors office!!!!"
May 5, 2015 at 8:37 PM

MY Madison family is "ready" to see YOUR family move somewhere else. (assuming you really live in Madison). Would you like us to go door-to-door, and solicit donations to help you relocate? Or maybe we could have a GoFundMe page with your sob story on it? I think the headline should read, "Mary made our town too nice. Please help us!"

You may not realize this, but Madison (the City) sits within Madison County. ALL of Madison County is impacted by Rudy. Mary is doing her job, and doing it well.

Would you like us to hook you up with a good realtor in Byram? Flowood, maybe? Clinton?

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