Thursday, May 21, 2015

The Republic of New Africa is back.

It looks like our neo-Confederates are at it again.  At what point can we actually prosecute these guys for treason?  Isn't trying to set up a separate country within the United State illegal? Feel free to answer that question.


Power To The People said...

Brother holding the pamphlet needs to clean his fingernails.

Anonymous said...

I’ll start taking them seriously as a seditious threat when they learn how to spell “Africa.”

I’m sure they have the subject-verb agreement thing on point too.

Juan said...

Wouldn't surprise me if Holder was in attendance.

Anonymous said...

Are they aware that "AFRICA" is actually 51 (maybe 52 based on the "coup of the day") countries. Not a COUNTRY -- but a CONTINENT.

Anonymous said...

The Kush district? Is that referring to pot?

Anonymous said...

I think this is just as treasonous as waving the flag of the Southern Confederacy and proclaiming the South will rise again. (Even though the flag popularly known as the Confederate flag didn't fly over the confederacy; it instead gained popularity during Reconstruction and the rise of Jim Crow.) Same arguments that this is about heritage/culture would be made from both groups.

Kingfish said...

It is. If Ladd and others are going to call the confederates traitors and say similar things about the League of the South, then they need to be consistent and say the same thing about these guys because there is non difference in the goals, which is a race based government of a separate nation.

Anonymous said...

great question, mr. fish!

my answer is.....NOBODY, at least not under the current regime

Anonymous said...

According to the dated material, this event has already occurred.
Why are you, KF, not reporting the results of this activity?

Anonymous said...

Can white people attend?

I smell a lawsuit.

Kingfish said...

One little thought for you RNA dudes.

If you get your own country, you no longer have the protection of the US Constitution.

I'm very curious to see what rights would be enshrined in your constitution and what system of government you would use.

Correction Please said...

11:33 is ignorance on full throttle display.

First Mistake: "I think this is just as treasonous as waving the flag of the Southern Confederacy..."

I believe you're trying to say The Confederate States of America, which was a separate nation. And there were multiple national flags of The Confederacy. Three were official.

Second Mistake: "(Even though the flag popularly known as the Confederate flag didn't fly over the confederacy; it instead gained popularity during Reconstruction and the rise of Jim Crow.)

The flag you are talking about was popular and flew throughout The Confederacy throughout Lincoln's war. It is the Confederate Naval Jack. It was also incorporated into numerous battle flags that flew during the war period as well as being incorporated in the three National Flags of The Confederacy.

He probably has no clue; but, the Bonnie Blue, which is currently incorporated in the Texas State Flag, flew over the Mississippi Capitol the day after secession.

Secession from the Union of States was, at that time, not illegal. This according even to Lincoln's Cabinet members.

Anonymous said...

Obviously, there is nothing at all to worry about with this "gang." Half will show up at 913 W. Capitol, and the other half will show up at 939 W. Capitol.

If this is any indication of their ability to organize, they are in serious trouble already.

Anonymous said...

Last time I checked, they were only asking for the Mississippi Delta and part of Arkansas.

If that's still the case, I say let's hear them out. That's like a divorce where she gets the 1994 Honda Civic and you get the house and pay no alimony.

This might be a win-win, is all I'm saying.

Anonymous said...

Mock if you must. I am fully convinced these gentlemen could achieve their goal and make their section of America just as prosperous as Africa.

Anonymous said...

5:17 -- you win the best post of the night, followed by 5:21. RUNNER UP!!

Anonymous said...

5:17 and 5:21 I am sorry I cannot declare a winner - we may need to go into a sudden death playoff round to decide the best comment on this post.

Anonymous said...

5:21 has point-deduction due to use of the word "gentlemen". 5:17 is therefore your winner.

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Ghost of Bilbo said...

If they take the Delta, what becomes of the white folk living there? Will they be required to work in the fields? What position will Bennie hold? Will the New-Affrikkanites hold all the government positions? Wait.....Strike that one. Already axed; Already answered.

Anonymous said...

5:56 - REPATRIATIONS FOR WHITE PEOPLE IN THE DELTA! That will solve the problem.

Anonymous said...

REPARATIONS too for those Poor Delta Whites.

Anonymous said...

@4:13 Nice catch

On a side note, KF I may have to stop commenting as your reCaptchas make me hungry. Last one was sushi, this one was hamburgers. I need to identify insects or dogs, not food. ha.

Anonymous said...

We should all march.

The tyrannical dictator of the US of KKKA, Barack Hussien Obamais holding Zubaidah Obadele as a POW!

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