Friday, May 8, 2015

"It's only four people"

Earlier post with more information and complete, unedited video.


Anonymous said...

This guy is a total buffoon!

Anonymous said...

Sorta reminds me of Allen Iverson.

Anonymous said...

I counted 11 times. "Just 4 people." Isn't it bad enough if you have just 1 person in the revolving door coming back and committing more crimes?

Anonymous said...

Hopefully next time the FOUR PEOPLE will be carried out of Clinton in boxes. Literally. This guy is the epitome of ignorance.

Anonymous said...

One active criminal commits scores of crimes each year. They absolutely will not stop on their own.

Anonymous said...

We all know it's not just four. Those were just the four currently terrorizing Clinton at the moment. Smith has lost all credibility. Every lawyer I know is completely baffled by Smith's refusal to do any work.

Anonymous said...

If you look at these "just four people" and count the number of releases, it is mind boggling.

Anonymous said...

I have lower opinion for Hinds county DA Smth after watching the entire exchange on WAPT. I have greater opinion for the mayor of clinton standing up and bringing attention to this issue. THANK YOU MAYOR FISHER.

Please lock up habitual criminals Mr Smith , whether it is only 4 or thousands. It appears the judges in Hinds Co are derelict. I want to know who they are. i heard Tomie Green's name mentioned.

Anonymous said...

I'd put money on it that the educated, informed communities, after numerous town hall meetings and BBQ'S in our "City of Soul" will elect him again. After all, they only vote for who is best qualied.

Anonymous said...

Ted Bundy was just 1 person. So what's his point. Justice is justice or in this case, lack thereof.

Anonymous said...

Why is this saying that it is unedited video? It is clearly edited. Also, did the DA release them or did a judge release them? Just asking.

Anonymous said...

I'd like to see Smith tell's Durr's second victim "It's only two rapes". Telling that we haven't heard any condemnation about Smith's handling of Durr the Rapist out of the Feminazis at the JFP.

Anonymous said...

If Smith had stood his ground and tried the cases rather agree to a plea deal,the "Clinton 4" would have been sentenced to the maximum sentence allowable under the law. The judge would have had no discretion in the sentencing. If Smith had done his job rather than taking the easy way out, all four would still be in prison and wouldn't have been free to terrorize Clinton residents.

Anonymous said...

Oh Lord! the next thing is they will all be wearing "Just 4 People Count" t-shirts! I imagine the national debt could be retired if t-shirt sales were taxed properly!!

Showboat said...

Man, what a knucklehead.

Anonymous said...

"Sorta reminds me of Allen Iverson."

Wrong - although AI was the terminal part of the digestive system he occasionally was productive, something Smith will never be accused of.

Anonymous said...

12:53, I'm sorry, but, yes, my educated and informed vote will go to Robert Smith, but it's not because I think he's doing a good job. I've worked with both candidates, and neither one is worthy of my vote. But of the two, I'll pick the one that I can tolerate the most. Smith is acting dumber than he really is, and the arrogance of Alexander will be intolerable. Hinds County is damned either way.

Anonymous said...

Smith has proven himself useless. Alexander is a known idiot but I'll vote for him because an idiot might be better than someone who doesn't give a shit.

Anonymous said...

I hate hearing Mayor Fisher. GOVERNOR Fisher sounds a lot better to my ears. Maybe he can make a run!

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