Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Fact-checking the JFP.

The Jackson Free Press made this claim about First district congressional candidate Quentin Whitwell:

In his ads for the congressional seat, Whitwell has taken to pronouncing his surname "WIT-wul" (a la Starkville) instead of WHIT-well, as he did when he lived in Jackson.

Well, it just so happens that JJ has the commercials from Mr. Whitwell's first council run.  He does not speak at all in one of them but he does speak his name in the second commercial.  Compare that commercial to his current one.

What do you think? Did he change his accent or not?

Note: What is interesting is everyone else called him Whitwell as seen in his first commercial for Jackson city council:


Anonymous said...

Whole bunch about NOTHING.

Anonymous said...

More importantly, when he gets whatever position it is he thinks he wants, will he abandon it like he did the City Council?

How about a bill that requires idiots who leave their elected positions to pay for the special election that has to happen to fill their old position?

Anonymous said...

It's like splitting hairs..."Loser" or "Louzer"...end result is always the same

Kingfish said...

This post was made in a humorous vein. Its amusing.

Anonymous said...

EXACTLY, 1:47. Sick of this crap.

Anonymous said...

Swaydo Republican or Pseudo Republican?

Anonymous said...

Look up the definition of "phony" in the dictionary and you'll see a picture of Q-Dawg.

Putting him in DC might actually be worse than Obama. At least you know where Obama stands. Q-Dawg flips his stances and home address according to the tea leaves. He gives the term "metrosexual" a new meaning.

Anonymous said...

Good job fact checking the "journalists," KF. Gotta get your stuff straight before publishing. Also, why does the JFP care about the first district congressional race?

Anonymous said...

In his ads for the congressional seat, Whitwell has taken to pronouncing his surname "WIT-wul" (a la Starkville) instead of WHIT-well, as he did when he lived in Jackson.

Classic move by Sgt. Spraytan there. Darken the skin, whiten up the hair, tweak the last name, cut back on the Ferragamo's for a bit...that'll fool everybody into forgetting about the real Q.

Anonymous said...

Wonder if ISIS is shaking in their sandals about the Whitwell Doctrine?

Anonymous said...

As of 9 PM Witwul is next to last. LOL

Anonymous said...

Smart money is on Greg Pirkle or Trent Kelly

Trivial Pursoot said...

It's well after midnight and I just read this entire thread, including the introductory article by the JFP. EGAD; I should have opted for an enema. Or did I?

Anonymous said...

Looks like Kingfish has more influence in North MS than we ever thought.
Wonder where Q will move to next? Pathetic....


Kingfish said...

He just moved up there. Lived down here for years and was known to be a Jackson guy. He suddenly moves up there and claims to be one of them?

I would've been surprised if he had done much better unless he spend alot of money. Zinn was only Democrat. He was going to get some votes because of that. Tagert was an MDOT commish. He has a base. Kelly is a DA. He has a base. Pickert had some decent ads. The Doctor was pimped by Dark Horse. ;-) However, Whitwell had no base although his dad is a judge.

Anonymous said...

These Whitwells and Longwitzes just feel entitled to govern, and they keep rolling the dice until they get lucky.

Anonymous said...

JJ was instrumental in getting Whitwell to pay his overdue Hinds property tax bill.

Anonymous said...

10:03-AMEN on Longwitz. Lots of hot air. So over him & whatever he stands for today (which will change tomorrow).

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry, but how in the hell is Quentin Whitwhatever going to affect foreign policy?

Jesus, what a joke that guy is. The picture of him shooting a gun on his webpage is about as uncomfortable as they come.

I lived on his floor freshman year at Ole Miss. Despite youth, one can still glean a sense of character. I know what my impressions were then and how they remain to this day.

Anonymous said...

so Q lost.

Why no PR on that great event?

Anonymous said...

Funny to think about Quentin's campaign funding shakedown of his Jacktown connections replete with Mama Tuohy all to produce a next-to-last place finish.

Anonymous said...

Damn!! You're telling me Q-dog came in next to last?? His padner 'the chipster' told me (and everyone else) that he had 'all the DC money already lined up for Quentin - and that was a couple of days before Nunnelee's death.

Guess there were two mistakes there - one, campaigning for an election that didn't exist yet, and two, having no real idea of how campaigns work.

Mark this one down as another of the talon's election screwups. But, looking at Josh's returns for this cycle (Biloxi and airplane partner Adams) guess the chipster is only one step behind

Anonymous said...

2:05 -- Surely you're not implying that Josh Gregory got his jet money through anything other than intellect, skill and hard work.

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