Monday, March 16, 2015

Whitwell goes to the Blind Side

Latest fund-raising invite from THE Quintin Whitwell for Congress campaign:




45 comments:

Anonymous said...

WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT HER?

This is your hook Q, to bring in her ass. You should be bringing folks together not alienating half the folks in this state. She is a joke. Hell you should have put Zena Reb on the invite.

Your done.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure the people in the Congressional District where he is actually running will be interested to hear whom he really plans to represent.

Anonymous said...

Sara Williams, wasn't she Fitch's fundraiser?

Anonymous said...

Crooked as Hell!

Anonymous said...

Running for District 1 and having fundraisers in the city he abandoned. Has he no shame?

Anonymous said...

Having this in Jackson and Eastover is not a good idea. If he is going to get any traction must re-become a north Mississippi boy all cut all ties to Jackson. Eastover tends to turn off voters as well.

Anonymous said...

This has to be a joke????? Poor Q-Dawg----

Anonymous said...

No hosts listed means no support.

Anonymous said...

I got a call from a call center about this event. I was so surprised that it wasn't an operator asking me to buy some additional car warranties. However they went on to tell me about the Whitwell campaign and Lee Ann Tuohy.

I don't think i've ever seen a campaign use a random call center to solicit money. Cannot imagine it works.

Anonymous said...

Whose money is Q wasting on this inevitable failure of a campaign?

Anonymous said...

Quick Story about Sir Whitwell.

While he was on the City Council, we invited him to a constituent's house in Eastover to address a problem that the City had not been any help on for a couple of years. After showing him the problem and telling him the history, it was clear to him that whatever action he took was going to make some of his constituents mad. When we asked for his help, Sir Quentin Coolness, who never removed his shades, stated: "I don't see why it would be in my best interest to get involved in this problem."

Apparently the fact that it was a City of Jackson issue, and he was on the City Council, escaped him. I can't see him doing anything for anyone except for himself.

Anonymous said...

Boy this will get colorful this evening when all the ass hats get all likkered up!

Anonymous said...

Since we all know that The Blindside was a total farce, a total gross exaggeration of the facts,...bullshit. I say everything looks in order here.

Anonymous said...

The call comes from a random Woodville, MS number. And boy are they eager little beavers. Called me 3x this weekend and never left a vm. When I finally picked up the lady was quite persistent. Didn't squeeze a dime out of me, though.

Moral of the story: I don't know anybody in Woodville, MS and never should have picked up the phone.

Anonymous said...

Nothing like a (very minor)"celebrity" endorsement.

Forty Love said...

Lighten up! There are literally tens of women living in Jackson, sporting JA bumper stickers and wearing tennis skirts who will squeal at the opportunity to have a selfie made with Miss Tuohy.

Anonymous said...

I'll only go if the "Mrs. Tuohy" he brings is Sandra Bullock.

Anonymous said...

Good grief. Nobody is safe here. What has Mrs Tuohy done to yall?

Anonymous said...

If you happen to see her in one of their fast food places you can probably get a free selfie.

Anonymous said...

@5:00 welcome to Hell: The Sequel!

If you thought last year's movie was juicy then just sit back and watch the fireworks as this movie promises to follow the same narrative with different actors and whole set of different issues. Hopefully no one dies in the process.

This particular 'issue' is a set of many issues all rolled into one candidate. Mrs Tuohy just walked into a snakepit while hoodwinked. Ergo, she's presumed innocent ------until proven guilty in the court of public opinion.

Anonymous said...

Many people will be impressed that Q got Leigh Anne's endorsement. It suggests he has developed some helpful and wide-ranging connections.

Anonymous said...

If anyone here gives me $500 in cash then I will consent to having a photo taken with them.

This is beyond goofy.

Anonymous said...

6:13/Chip Reno-

Your opportunist lobbying partner is not going to win. Holding a fundraiser in Jackson (outside of CD1) proves how out of touch Q is with the district's voters. They are not stupid. Q will not make the run-off. Regardless, I sincerely hope you all snap some great selfies for your ego walls.

Anonymous said...

It's officially over Q!
#Ipaymytaxes

Anonymous said...

3:07 here!! Am I a soothsayer or what!!

Anonymous said...

Few short weeks ago Kingfish was working overtime to squelch the fact that Whitwell was still registered to vote in Hinds County. Kingfish was adament but he was wrong.

Well it looks like that little inconvenient fact has been proven out as Whitwell and the Mrs. are now no longer registered to vote in Hinds County.

But he is back here in the place he ditched a few scant months ago because he was too busy to serve grubbing for money to now serve an exponentially larger constituency.

Whitwell is an empty suit. Should he get elected you won't be able to tell the difference between him and the empty suit representing Mississippi's 3rd District.

You are a child said...

Meanwhile the "full suit" at 8:23 is proud of himself for blogging. Blogging. LMAO.

Anonymous said...

Your done. 11:07

"You're"...somebody had to say it, it's teh interwebz !
Whitwell is a jackwagon, though.

Anonymous said...

Whit well voted for Siemens

Anonymous said...

Likkker speaks as predicted.

Anonymous said...

I don't know why the Oxford Attorney is planning this in Jackson when he's running for an office that represents an entire different region/ district of the state.

#DualCitizen

Kingfish said...

Nice try. I got my formation from the Hinds County voter rolls and SEMS. Other than lobbing troll bombs, can you provide any documentation?

Anonymous said...

He will win with 50.2 %, no runoff needed.

Who Who said...

It's hard to tell who the Fish is addressing when there are so many posts above his.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Judge Weill can come and Quentin and Weill can talk about how Kingfish won't report on anything that is happening in Weill's courtroom.

Impartial, my ass.

Anonymous said...

Now Kingfish has access to SEMS. LMAO

Kingfish said...

Laugh all day. You've yet to show anything proving I'm wrong and you probably won't because you have nothing.

Anonymous said...

Are you claiming Kingfish you have SEMS access @ 11:46 PM?

When you are down at the Courthouse next time go ahead and check to see what date Whitwell's voter registration was removed from the Hinds voter roll.

Keep shooting those blanks kiddo.

Anonymous said...

Not impressed with Quinten representing Mississippi anywhere. Would not vote for him again in Jackson. Hope North Mississippi sees through him. BTW, what is an "ass hat"?

Anonymous said...

The toughest part of the election for Whitwell will be running on his record since his record as a Jackson City Councilman is an absolute joke.

Anonymous said...

Since you'll be in town today Q. would you please stop by Eddie Fair's office and pay your freaking overdue property taxes!

Anonymous said...

Maybe someone will drop by the Eastover location tonight and take a few pics to post online. "To Catch a Phony" would be a great new program for NBC.

Anonymous said...

Pfft... Lightweight. Tyrone got Dan Aykroyd.

Anonymous said...

If by Whiskey....

Anonymous said...

Quentin looks very tan these days. I wonder if he
Went down to Seaside and purchased more Wendy
Pearls for his new commercial?

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