Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Zoning Commission today at 1:30

The Zoning Commission for the city of Jackson will meet today at 1:30.  Yes, the Colonial Country Club site will be on the agenda.

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

We desperately need a community center in the area, or somewhere for the many black teens roaming around the area during the day to go and learn and find constructive use for their time.

Anonymous said...

What is being requested??

Anonymous said...

@2:01

They have that. It's called 'school'. Just apparently we can't force our future prodigys to go.

David said...

The zoning petition by Colonial Jackson LLC to rezone the 154 acres from a Special Use District to Community Mixed Use has been withdrawn. They will be resubmitting in the future with a revised request and plan, but as of today the communities voice has been heard.

Anonymous said...

@2:28, when you said "prodigys" [sic], that was meant to be ironic, right?

Anonymous said...

Let that grass get much taller and they'll start dumping bodies there instead of the dump off of County Line.

Anonymous said...

2:28 here

I use prodigy because everyone knows who I am referring two and the proper noun to describe the individuals would have gotten my comment blocked.

If that answers your question.

Anonymous said...

@4:31 maybe we should force you (to) attend school...bwahaha "embicile" is the word you were looking for because that's all you or any prodigy of yours would be.kml

Anonymous said...

Prodigy, Progeny....there's difference these days (like there, their, and they're are interchangeable....)

Just one more bit of evidence that our society is getting dumber and dumber (by design)

Anonymous said...

Your an idiot. It's spelled imbecile.

Anonymous said...

"I use prodigy because everyone knows who I am referring two "

Uh, "two" is a number; "to" is a preposition (which should not have been used at the end of a sentence, but you might have to get a PhD to understand that concept.

And just why would "prodigies" get your post banned here?

Anonymous said...

"Your an idiot. It's spelled imbecile."

Hey - It's you're, not "your". So who is the imbecile?

Anonymous said...

@6:29 that was perfect. It made me smile!

Anonymous said...

you damn grammar Nazis get carried away. Is it that hard for you to stay on topic? It appears the majority of the typos you corrected are from autocorrect anyway.

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT THE TEENS ROAMING THE AREA DAY AND NIGHT.

Anonymous said...

My I.Q. drops every time I read the comments section on this site.

Juan said...

Before they bulldoze the joint, it would be a great place to film "Caddyshack 3: Spaulding's Revenge".

Anonymous said...

9:12, we can always just kidnap them and lock them in a basement. Where do these teens that dare leave the house think they are? America?

Anonymous said...

My I.Q. drops every time I read the comments section on this site.

Better stop then since you are already at dangerously low levels.

Anonymous said...

9:12 is just upset to see unattended black youths roaming his neighborhood, like that automatically translates to high crime rate or something.

Anonymous said...

9:12 yearns for the "good old days" of 1960.

Anonymous said...

@ 10:13 - Go check out the latest crime stats. Precinct 4 is rampant with home burglaries. I'd be concerned too if I still lived in the area.

Anonymous said...

9:12 here

I have the good old days of 1960. All white neighborhood, all white business, and my kids go to an all white school.

Get over it.

Anonymous said...

And yet you live in the most African-American state in the nation. Have fun living in your bubble.

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