Tuesday, March 10, 2015

JPD searching for "Lil Bae"

JPD issued this press release concerning a shooting that took place at that local hotbed of rap culture, the Laxmi on Terry Road.  The Laxmi was prominently featured in several Battlefield Gucci and Battlefield Pierre videos.  




19 comments:

Anonymous said...

this is why i profile people.

profiling saves lives.

Anonymous said...

This press release was written totally in the passive voice. Passive voice and passive policing are used extensively by JPD.

By the way, why is it necessary to say "the suspect fled to an undisclosed location." If it was a disclosed location, even JPD could find him.

Anonymous said...

Why isn't Kenneth Stokes holding vigils @ the Laxmi? How much more violence needs to take place there before the City of Jackson steps up?

Anonymous said...

I tend to profile locations.

Laxmi = NO GO ZONE!

Anonymous said...

Hmm... Has anyone checked with Battlefield Klaus or Battlefield Sven? Battlefield Juan might know his whereabouts, too.

Anonymous said...

So did he give himself this nickname?

Did he just wake up one day and say "I'm going to start going by lil bae from now on."

I wonder if he realizes how ridiculous that sounds?

I'm relatively young (33) so I don't consider myself to be completely out of touch with today's urban youth- but I've never understood the ridiculous nicknames.

If he's apprehended, will the official report list him as lil bae?

It's just so fucking stupid.....

Juan said...

"Battlefield Juan might know his whereabouts, too."

No relation here, amigo.

Anonymous said...

Mental midget at 8:43, I see you have emerged from 1865 long enough to discover the internet. Why don't you stay in here in 2015 long enough to learn not to be a bigoted a--hole.

Anonymous said...

20-to-1 that @2:05 is robbed, shot, or killed before 8:43 is. Enjoy the PC blinders while they last, future victim.

Anonymous said...

Complete moron @ 2:05:
Apparently you choose to live a life of absolute denial. As 8:43 said, profiling saves lives. Profiling works much better than stuffing your head in the sand while you throw down the raaaaacist card.

Anonymous said...

HAHA. 2:05 would rather be dead than be looked at unfavorably by the other hipsters. Gosh, the others in your group would be so proud of your feigned outrage!

Don't worry, you'll grow out of it when you mature.....

Anonymous said...

10:08, maybe because that's not his ward. Do your homework before you start spouting off ignorant statements.

Anonymous said...

2:05 your just another statistic waiting to be
recorded.

Anonymous said...

2:05 goes to parades to help Lil Baes, but wouldn't set foot past West Street. Is against 'shooty-guns', wouldn't dream of judging Lil Bae who has one. He should revoke his white privilege and move over off MLK Blvd.

Anonymous said...

Well have all you profilers thought of this: all criminals drink water, while only some criminals are black, poor, or listen to rap music (or whatever else makes you guys foam at the mouth). So if you want something to profile about, try being suspicious of the guy drinking bottled water. Believe me, you'll look no less dumb than you already do.

Anonymous said...

Looks like the SAE's have taken over this thread.

Confused said...

At 5 o'clock on WJTV they were asking if anyone knew
Lil Bae's "government "name to call JPD.
Can anyone tell me what is a "government name"

Anonymous said...

I would venture a guess that a "government name" is the name on your birth certificate and or driver's license.

But I don't run in circles with people who give themselves ridiculous aliases, so I could be wrong.

Anonymous said...

The gub'nt name is probably harder to pronounce.

Best to stick with Lil' Bae be hiding from the Po Po.

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