Sunday, March 8, 2015


This screenshot of a message posted by Senator Michael Watson's wife was posted on Y'all Politics last week.  Snip. Snip. Snip.

So what does Senator Watson need?

1. Security Blanket
2. Rubber Duckie
3. An autographed picture of Jackie Sherill
4. A Lady McBeth costume to give his wife for Mardi Gras.
5. All of the above.
6. None of the above, make your own suggestions. 


Anonymous said...

6. A hug from Chris McDaniel

Anonymous said...

7. He needs to go away.

Anonymous said...

They are still young and foolishly believe one makes real friends in politics.

Anonymous said...

Young? He's close to 40. His brand of foolishness is not going to change with age.

Anonymous said...

With a wife like that, who needs political enemies? #MSTeaPartyLives

Anonymous said...

She was just in college looking for a sugar daddy.

Anonymous said...

8- A mission trip to Haiti with Coach Zero and Machine Gun Kelly

Anonymous said...

She doesn't have her hand on the pulse of the people. No way could he win.

Anonymous said...

And some of us with no political affiliations whatsoever watch in amusement trying to figure out exactly what in the world the "conservative movement" really is besides looking for commies and governing with a half baked theocracy of Apocoalyptic Christianity which is freakishly kind of on the level of the morality police in Muslim countries such as Saudi Arabia; perhaps three clicks away. Apparently if you don't suceed in your political ambitions you can still try to ring the cash register like Sarah Palin with books and T.V. Shows playing on the hearts and minds of ignorant people.
Or create a facebook posse and try to run the government from your living room. So many possibilities and many want to cash in on #TheConservativeMovement.

I think Angela Hill expressed her view which oddly I agree with. The crap these people put on social media
freaks the rest of us out and does more damage to this malady of a worldview than helps it.

Anonymous said...

Dems and conservatives both try to cash in after failed attempts. Not seeing how this is a party condition.

Regardless, seems like this is overblown. Sounds merely like his wife has his back, which is better than most spouses.

Anonymous said...

I agree. It sounds like she is a wife trying to support her husband. I find it refreshing to see women who actually love their husbands:)

I think it is unfair to mention someone's questionable past on a forum such as this. Good grief, wouldn't we all hate to be judged by our actions in college and our early twenties? Maybe I am naive to the number of perfect people we have living in our state.... Smh

Anonymous said...

Oh, "Whine"!!!

Anonymous said...

She is not a wife trying to support her husband. Look what she wrote. She's second guessing him. "I tried to make him believe he could win". She's emasculating him by saying her judgement is better than his or that she knows better what he should be doing with his own political career. With a wife like this he doesn't need more political enemies, and he's got more than a few. Billy Hewes is looking smarter every day to distance himself from this band of clowns.

Anonymous said...

Oh, 7:24! You come on here and parrot tired old lefty lines that were trite in 2010 and have the temerity to claim "no political affiliation".

What will you and your basement-dwelling, Dorito-eating ilk do now that you don't have Stewart and Colbert to tell you how to think and make you feel intelligent? Looks like you're already out of comedy TV lines to recite.

Anonymous said...

40 is young for those who hold elected office. They also enter an altered universe that is inhabited mostly by narcissists and sociopaths. Lies become truth, manipulating others is seen as a skill instead of a pathology, and winning is the only thing that matters.

Spouses and children are to be seen, used and seldom heard unless they ,too understand that the end justifies the means.

The altered universe is supported by special interests to need an advantage over others to succeed and by true believers who are easily frightened and need to believe someone else can save them.

Jeff Rimes said...

Shouldn't wives be off limits, even on a site like this?

Kingfish said...

1. It was posted on Y'all Politics. It was circulated all over the place.

2. Site like this? go to hell.

Anonymous said...

No Ms. @11:07, you're just naive for rationalizing your poor decisions by believing "everyone else did it" when, in fact, everyone else did not.

Your rationalization -- particularly at a point in life when you should be embarrassed by your mistakes "in college and [y]our early twenties" rather than proud of them -- is what helps to perpetuate that mentality among those who are currently "in college and [their] early twenties." We make decisions and we live with the consequences. The mature don't soothe their consciences with the mantra "everyone else did it," nor do they pride themselves on those mistakes.

Ms. 11:07, it is unfortunate that you gained a reputation "in college and [y]our early twenties." Learn from it. Grow from it. But don't drag other young women (and men) down by telling them the lie that everyone else does it.

Anonymous said...

All politics aside, she pretty much called her husband a p*ssy publicly. Regardless of whether that was her intention or not, that's what she did. Anyone that considers her statement as "supportive" is probably one that would make the same sort of statement & publicly embarrass their man in a heartbeat. Don't get me wrong, I've called mine some things behind closed doors out of anger, but it's a whole different level when you are the wife of a politician & you say things out of emotion publicly that you can't retract. She should have held her tongue until she at least let him give his approval in my opinion. However, if he DID see it beforehand & gave her the go-ahead, then maybe she was spot on & he is in fact the p*ssy she portrayed him as...

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